#STREP
Strep flex!! Antibiotics on board💊
June 19, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Feeling human again post-strep
September 11, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Strep again :( send hugs plz
May 27, 2025 at 8:52 AM
i got strep throat does anyone want to go bug chasing and make out with me
August 15, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Cubby is sick with Strep 🐻

Well, at least my cock is healthy and well
May 26, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Got strep…AGAIN.

Please send big bellies of support! 😭💖
August 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I think it’s kinda chic that slayyyter gave me strep
September 21, 2026 at 3:12 PM
At 7:2 odds of it NOT being strep…

…it’s strep. You probably lost it all, sorry.
Currently sitting in an urgent care after getting my throat swabbed. Quick sports-betting-style poll:

Is it STREP or NOT STREP?

Sound off in the comments!
August 28, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Feel better! Strep is miserable.
September 25, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Strep three years in a row!
Got my yearly FWA tonsillitis souvenir!

Seriously tho how is this such a regular occurrence? I suck just as much dick at other cons!
May 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I've been very lucky. I won't forget, though, the dr who told me not to have a hot toddy while I had strep throat, because the whiskey would just feed the strep bacteria and make them stronger.
A question from Reddit that I'll answer here:
"What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"
August 6, 2026 at 11:44 PM
When I was a child I had strep throat. Then the US military neutralized Osama Bin Laden. A week later I no longer had strep throat.

Coincidence????
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Damn strep. 'Tis the season I guess. Surprisingly horny anyways 👀😈🖤
April 21, 2026 at 12:18 AM
update:
its strep
the dog is vaccinated, also
my neighborhood doesn't have a history of rabies cases whatsoever and once again the dog looked relatively domesticated, but my paranoia is not letting me just move on from that without taking every precaution possible y'know
September 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
got strep
January 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Tough news out of Miami — the Heat Culture came back from the lab and they have strep
April 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Strep fucking sucks, been out of work two days and its just pain lmao, its clearing up tho thankfully but fuck strep, also fuck you if you go in public sick without a mask or sanitized hands, you are the reason this shit is spreading STOP IT
September 22, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Beth in Little Women dies of long-term complications from scarlet fever.

Scarlet fever is just untreated strep. It's one of the things that can happen if you don't treat step throat early with antibiotics.

People used to die of things like strep or long-term complications from strep all the time.
February 17, 2026 at 5:46 PM
strep throat 💀
okay so im like SICK sick. Like feverish and intense full body aches kind of sick LOL. thankfully my bad ass freaking grandparents dropped off some pain meds and neocitrin but i literally was suffering before i took that LOL
i think... i might be sick... for the first time in 5 years 😭😭😭
October 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Yes when I take antibiotics and make sacrifices to dread Cthulhu upon getting strep throat I assume Cthulhu cures me
December 1, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Sorry I’ve been MIA today. I have strep! Ugh!!
October 16, 2024 at 11:06 PM