#SUCKASS
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Rep. Jeff Van Drew says that he supports Mike Johnson but if Trump tells him not to "that would change my mind," then in the next breath claims "I'm a very independent person." 🤔
December 30, 2024 at 6:01 PM
eyyyyyy that's my dipshit suckass senator himself
NEW: Sen. Angus King admits he made "a mistake" when he voted Tuesday to confirm Josh Divine, an 35-year-old archconservative with a long record of attacking abortion rights, to a lifetime federal judgeship.

“I took Josh Hawley’s advice." www.huffpost.com/entry/angus-... w/ @igorbobic.bsky.social
Oops! Pro-Choice Senator Admits Vote For Anti-Abortion Judge Was ‘A Mistake’
The Maine senator says he was "not fully” aware of Josh Divine’s record, but "took Josh Hawley’s advice” to confirm him to a lifetime federal judgeship.
www.huffpost.com
July 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
February 19, 2026 at 12:50 AM
it actually stands for "Very Suckass", which is a cheeky little reference to the SNK ownership
May 13, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Today really leaned into the Mondays are suckass days trope.
October 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
democrats still have several years to pick someone who isn't a suckass bigot, but sure blame everything on those pesky voters 👍
February 7, 2026 at 3:34 PM
So he's basically admitting it's not even a lottery -- it's rigged. He just picks whoever looks like the biggest suckass.
November 4, 2024 at 4:25 PM
suckass thread, brother!
February 23, 2026 at 3:16 AM
ive definitely been known to refer it as "fucking suckass" and "the most incorrect answer when asking for a photoshop alternative"
June 13, 2026 at 6:40 PM
doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown

pagliacci: what about pagliacci?

doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown
pagliacci:

doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown
November 16, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Lil' Marco... biggest suckass to ever come out of Cuba.🤣🤣🤣
April 15, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I think everyone who’s keeping up with “the senate probably remains out of reach for democrats in 2026” is approaching things from a suckass defensive crouch. Have some self respect.
Maine
North Carolina
Ohio
Florida
Alaska
Iowa
Texas

All Republican-held Senate seats up in 2026. All states Trump won by less than 14 points.

Kansas
South Carolina
Missouri
Indiana
Montana

Other seats up in 2026 where Trump won by less 20 points.
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
April 2, 2026 at 7:37 AM
WHO'S LOOKING FORWARD TO A COMPLETELY SUCKASS YEAR?
January 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Speaker Johnson is a real suckass.
September 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
my position on Platner is he's a suckass piece of shitbarf

however you explain him, the Nazi tattoo-having merc who loves killing and Holocaust-denier podcasts is a craphole who sucks
My position on Graham Platner hasn’t ever been that he’s a literal, explicit Nazi. It’s that he clearly knew that the tattoo was a Nazi tat before he said he did, and he kept it until he was already running.

It’s that he thought it was funny and no big deal, and that’s still pretty disqualifying.
June 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Rosie O’Donnell: “Why is Todd Blanche allowed to say we will not prosecute any of the men in the Epstein Files? Because he’s the suckass lawyer of the president who is a sexual deviant? Mentally unwell, narcissistic, compulsive liar who’s trying to hurt America."
August 31, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Todd Blanche is a FUCKING IDIOT and a complete tRump SUCKASS.
(Just in case anyone was wondering...🤣🤣🤣🤣)
October 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Suckass
March 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Mainers who feel stuck having to vote for suckass piece of shitbarf cuz Collins is even worse, I feel for ya, but everyone else stop polishing his ass
June 9, 2026 at 7:42 PM
“James Patterson coming up” really cements the entire thing as the absolute most dogshit dumb suckass home of being stupid
Trump on Fox & Friends in response to a question about how he'll fix schools in the Bronx: "No transgender, no operations. You know, they take your kid. There are some places, your boy leaves the school, comes back a girl. Without parental consent. What is that all about?"
October 21, 2024 at 1:17 PM