“My scans and research say that this pose and clothing elicits a lustful response from 95% of humans…. Is my research correct~?”

#LEWDRP #NSFWRP #ERP #TABOORP #18+ #OPENRP #SUERP

“Hah! I finally got these appearance modifiers to actually get on me, this is a triumph! Hah, just another- *RIIPPPP* Agh…. Guess even the XXXL was too small for my posterior….“

#LEWDRP #NSFWRP #ERP #OPENRP #18+ #TABOORP #SUERP

“Ehhh?!? Get your hands off me right now, I’m not some toy to parade around you CLOD!”

2 hours later…

“MNNFFGH OUGHHH TOO MUCHH… AGGHHMMM! <3”

#LEWDRP #NSFWRP #ERP #TABOORP #18+ #OPENRP #SUERP

“It seems the life forms on this planet are unsuitable for mating with gems, their process takes far too long. Although it does provide some…. Benefits… It feels Amazing~!!”

#LEWDRP #NSFWRP #ERP #OPENRO #18+ #TABOORP #SUERP

“Your persistence to see my milk containers are somewhat admirable, if not being quite annoying and vulgar… However! Since I am such a gracious gem… I’ll let you get a peek! Take a picture, it’ll last longer!”

#LEWDRP #NSFWRP #ERP #TABOORP #18+ #OPENRP #SUERP

“Each Body Enhancements don’t even fit around my posterior! How does one even get this to fit… Nghf…- Some help here or are you gonna keep staring you clod!?”

#LEWDRP #NSFWRP #ERP #TABOORP #18+ #OPENRP #SUERP

“Earth days get so freakishly hot sometimes! Is this a planet or a sun… why is it so hot?!? Hmph… Atleast these appearance modifiers are somewhat handy in this situation…”

#LEWDRP #NSFWRP #ERP #TABOORP #18+ #OPENRP #SUERP

“You! Earth Lifeform, explain to me what people have said when I have Autism…! is this some kind of compliment for my posterior? If so then… I will bear that title proudly~!!”

She’s a bit stupid give her some time.

#LEWDRP #NSFWRP #ERP #OPENRP #18+ #TABOORP #SUERP

“Heh! These humans don’t even know what theyre drinking! Yet they pay top dollar for even just a bottle of my milk! What a bunch of clods… who’d actually want to drink gem milk!?!”

#LEWDRP #NSFWRP #ERP #TABOORP #18+ #OPENRP #SUERP

“How bothersome… Earth cuisine seems to be quite fattening on my figure! My bottom seems to have gotten too big for my normal clothes….So annoying! the food does taste amazing though….”

#LEWDRP #NSFWRP #ERP #TABOORP #18+ #OPENRP #SUERP

“B-Be quick with it alright you…. You Clod! I’m not some cheap thrill you get to experience, I’m doing this for me only! Hands on experience is the best data yknow so…. Ram it in already!”

#LEWDRP #NSFWRP #ERP #TABOORP #18+ #OPENRP #SUERP

“Alright Clods! Extensive research in the mating process of earth beings have proved inconclusive, so I need more data! Send me your breeding tools so I may asses their potential….. implementation in my research!”

💚+🔁+🖼️

#LEWDRP #NSFWRP #ERP #TABOORP #18+ #OPENRP #SUERP

“Organic, Earth Lifeforms have mentioned this specific ‘dance’ they like to call it. How barbaric, this is simply shaking your posterior to attract mates! What is with the name too…. ‘Twerking’?!?”

#LEWDRP #NSFWRP #ERP #TABOORP #OPENRP #18+ #SUERP

“Hm? I have no clue what you were referring too when yelling about looking behind me, are you just seeing things or are stupid! Waste of my time…”

#LEWDRP #NSFWRP #ERP #TABOORP #OPENRP #18+ #SUERP

“This obsession with my posterior is pretty weird, most earth creatures simply ogle at it like a piece of premium meat… though few have been so bold to grope and sink their hands into it… what a bunch of Clods!”

#LEWDRP #NSFWRP #ERP #TABOORP #OPENRP #18+ #SUERP

This! The hallenge with data is connecting the dots: Investment-Metrics-Revenue-RoI. Spent $5mil on a space -1000s in foot traffic - Is that a success? Ultimately it boils down to revenue which is why #marketing will always be suerp challenging. Connecting the tangible with the intangible #AVintheAM

Does it have the 16-color floppy disk VGA version? The 256-color version is suerp ugly

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