I just put $500 on Polymarket that Nancy Mace swats herself by Friday. This is easy money.
December 12, 2024 at 2:03 AM
I just put $500 on Polymarket that Nancy Mace swats herself by Friday. This is easy money.
-angrily swats mosquitos-
February 1, 2024 at 12:44 PM
-angrily swats mosquitos-
Y’shtola: [swats urianger on the ass]
Urianger: oh, thou art sweet as honeysuckle. ❤️
Thancred: [swats urianger on the ass]
Urianger: control thyself, harlot.
Urianger: oh, thou art sweet as honeysuckle. ❤️
Thancred: [swats urianger on the ass]
Urianger: control thyself, harlot.
May 13, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Y’shtola: [swats urianger on the ass]
Urianger: oh, thou art sweet as honeysuckle. ❤️
Thancred: [swats urianger on the ass]
Urianger: control thyself, harlot.
Urianger: oh, thou art sweet as honeysuckle. ❤️
Thancred: [swats urianger on the ass]
Urianger: control thyself, harlot.
Is it too late to Wapeach?
July 10, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Is it too late to Wapeach?
I love how he swats away everyone approaching them
June 21, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I love how he swats away everyone approaching them
Schumer also swats away a temporary CR
*SCHUMER SAYS GOP STOPGAP FUNDING WON'T GET DEMOCRATIC VOTES
*SCHUMER SAYS GOP STOPGAP FUNDING WON'T GET DEMOCRATIC VOTES
Jefferies is a no on a temporary CR
*HOUSE DEMOCRATIC LEADER OPPOSES CLEAN STOPGAP SPENDING BILL
*HOUSE DEMOCRATIC LEADER OPPOSES CLEAN STOPGAP SPENDING BILL
September 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Schumer also swats away a temporary CR
*SCHUMER SAYS GOP STOPGAP FUNDING WON'T GET DEMOCRATIC VOTES
*SCHUMER SAYS GOP STOPGAP FUNDING WON'T GET DEMOCRATIC VOTES
No. [swats nose] Bad. Bad moviemakers. Look what you did. [swats nose one more time even though it's totally ineffective, they don't understand why you're mad, and they absolutely will do it again]
September 23, 2026 at 9:00 AM
No. [swats nose] Bad. Bad moviemakers. Look what you did. [swats nose one more time even though it's totally ineffective, they don't understand why you're mad, and they absolutely will do it again]
September 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
in the same way that insults are not defamation, floppy sandwich swats should not be assault
August 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
in the same way that insults are not defamation, floppy sandwich swats should not be assault
These two were having so much fun they forgot anyone was watching.
February 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
These two were having so much fun they forgot anyone was watching.
He is standing on the monologue I am trying to learn and whenever I try to grab it he swats me, so fuck you Shakespeare, you can learn yourself I guess
January 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
He is standing on the monologue I am trying to learn and whenever I try to grab it he swats me, so fuck you Shakespeare, you can learn yourself I guess
She hisses and swats at everybody, so we took her to the vet thinking maybe she was in pain. Turns out she's just an asshole.
July 20, 2026 at 2:57 PM
She hisses and swats at everybody, so we took her to the vet thinking maybe she was in pain. Turns out she's just an asshole.
Wemby ain't playing, swats a shot into the wall
February 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Wemby ain't playing, swats a shot into the wall
Try to turn it off, it swats your hand away.
September 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Try to turn it off, it swats your hand away.
In America, sometimes your landlord SWATs you
October 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
In America, sometimes your landlord SWATs you
September 26, 2026 at 3:09 AM
August 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Claude Monet tries on reading glasses and his agent swats them off his face.
December 15, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Claude Monet tries on reading glasses and his agent swats them off his face.
Yeah after crashing out and blaming WK for every bad thing that's ever happened to him in his life, I wouldn't be surprised if he SWATs himself and blames it on somebody else at this point
March 31, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Yeah after crashing out and blaming WK for every bad thing that's ever happened to him in his life, I wouldn't be surprised if he SWATs himself and blames it on somebody else at this point
Cover by Mac Raboy.
July 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Cover by Mac Raboy.
polymarket odds? [swats the globes on the nose with a newspaper] no! bad! stop it.
January 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
polymarket odds? [swats the globes on the nose with a newspaper] no! bad! stop it.
*swats you on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. again*
September 27, 2026 at 5:00 AM
*swats you on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. again*
March 20, 2026 at 3:36 PM