i went to the stag-do for one of them, and aside from it being the most basic stag possible (paintball, steak restaurant, strip club), the most depressing thing was it was just all the same sense of humour from when we were teenagers, including their casual racism.
i decided to swerve the wedding.
i decided to swerve the wedding.
September 29, 2026 at 10:47 AM
i went to the stag-do for one of them, and aside from it being the most basic stag possible (paintball, steak restaurant, strip club), the most depressing thing was it was just all the same sense of humour from when we were teenagers, including their casual racism.
i decided to swerve the wedding.
i decided to swerve the wedding.
Ah probably too late for that, give her a hug! Hope she's on the mend soon and you swerve it!
September 29, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Ah probably too late for that, give her a hug! Hope she's on the mend soon and you swerve it!
📦 phasync/swerve 0.1.0-alpha23
S(w)erve your long-running PHP applications from the CLI fast and efficiently.
🔗 https://github.com/phasync/swerve
S(w)erve your long-running PHP applications from the CLI fast and efficiently.
🔗 https://github.com/phasync/swerve
September 29, 2026 at 9:59 AM
📦 phasync/swerve 0.1.0-alpha23
S(w)erve your long-running PHP applications from the CLI fast and efficiently.
🔗 https://github.com/phasync/swerve
S(w)erve your long-running PHP applications from the CLI fast and efficiently.
🔗 https://github.com/phasync/swerve
If Liz Truss has any lasting achievement from her week and a half in office, beyond showing how truly broken our political system is, it is this spectacular gif.
It's the little shoulder swerve and smile that really makes this a classic.
It's the little shoulder swerve and smile that really makes this a classic.
September 29, 2026 at 9:59 AM
If Liz Truss has any lasting achievement from her week and a half in office, beyond showing how truly broken our political system is, it is this spectacular gif.
It's the little shoulder swerve and smile that really makes this a classic.
It's the little shoulder swerve and smile that really makes this a classic.
Swerve & The New Level/Hangman & Brodido
Fun "aew house style" tag match that's too long. There's also the issue of both teams being face which makes it hard to get some clearer structure in this but other than that this was fun even if some of the Hanger/Swerve stuff felt contrived.
***1/2
Fun "aew house style" tag match that's too long. There's also the issue of both teams being face which makes it hard to get some clearer structure in this but other than that this was fun even if some of the Hanger/Swerve stuff felt contrived.
***1/2
September 29, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Swerve & The New Level/Hangman & Brodido
Fun "aew house style" tag match that's too long. There's also the issue of both teams being face which makes it hard to get some clearer structure in this but other than that this was fun even if some of the Hanger/Swerve stuff felt contrived.
***1/2
Fun "aew house style" tag match that's too long. There's also the issue of both teams being face which makes it hard to get some clearer structure in this but other than that this was fun even if some of the Hanger/Swerve stuff felt contrived.
***1/2
Happy 50th to giving your boss's birthday party a swerve.
September 29, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Happy 50th to giving your boss's birthday party a swerve.
Why don’t you do the world a favour and swerve into oncoming traffic?
September 29, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Why don’t you do the world a favour and swerve into oncoming traffic?
You can see from this swerve that of course he has the moves!
September 29, 2026 at 7:24 AM
You can see from this swerve that of course he has the moves!
#AEWALLOUT
AEW World Trios title match
Excellent title bout
Great storytelling
Swerve and Hanger being petty
Loved every minute of it
Top 5 match this year
#AEW
#watchroh
AEW World Trios title match
Excellent title bout
Great storytelling
Swerve and Hanger being petty
Loved every minute of it
Top 5 match this year
#AEW
#watchroh
September 29, 2026 at 7:09 AM
#AEWALLOUT
AEW World Trios title match
Excellent title bout
Great storytelling
Swerve and Hanger being petty
Loved every minute of it
Top 5 match this year
#AEW
#watchroh
AEW World Trios title match
Excellent title bout
Great storytelling
Swerve and Hanger being petty
Loved every minute of it
Top 5 match this year
#AEW
#watchroh
📦 phasync/swerve 0.1.0-alpha22
S(w)erve your long-running PHP applications from the CLI fast and efficiently.
🔗 https://github.com/phasync/swerve
S(w)erve your long-running PHP applications from the CLI fast and efficiently.
🔗 https://github.com/phasync/swerve
September 29, 2026 at 7:08 AM
📦 phasync/swerve 0.1.0-alpha22
S(w)erve your long-running PHP applications from the CLI fast and efficiently.
🔗 https://github.com/phasync/swerve
S(w)erve your long-running PHP applications from the CLI fast and efficiently.
🔗 https://github.com/phasync/swerve
And by the end of October it'll be a dip in the road I have to swerve to avoid cycling over, or break a spoke. Our roads are crap.
And cars need to be aware that cyclists need to do this, and allow plenty of room for it when overtaking.
There y'a, 2 whinges in 1 post!
And cars need to be aware that cyclists need to do this, and allow plenty of room for it when overtaking.
There y'a, 2 whinges in 1 post!
September 29, 2026 at 7:04 AM
And by the end of October it'll be a dip in the road I have to swerve to avoid cycling over, or break a spoke. Our roads are crap.
And cars need to be aware that cyclists need to do this, and allow plenty of room for it when overtaking.
There y'a, 2 whinges in 1 post!
And cars need to be aware that cyclists need to do this, and allow plenty of room for it when overtaking.
There y'a, 2 whinges in 1 post!
📦 phasync/swerve 0.1.0-alpha21
S(w)erve your long-running PHP applications from the CLI fast and efficiently.
🔗 https://github.com/phasync/swerve
S(w)erve your long-running PHP applications from the CLI fast and efficiently.
🔗 https://github.com/phasync/swerve
September 29, 2026 at 5:59 AM
📦 phasync/swerve 0.1.0-alpha21
S(w)erve your long-running PHP applications from the CLI fast and efficiently.
🔗 https://github.com/phasync/swerve
S(w)erve your long-running PHP applications from the CLI fast and efficiently.
🔗 https://github.com/phasync/swerve
John Cena. Asuka. Kenny Omega. New Day/Next Level. Mr. Iguana. Danhausen. Swerve Strickland. Dean Ambrose/Jon Moxley. Chelsea Green. Sting. Mick Foley. Kurt Angle. Rob Van Dam. Bayley. Naomi. Sasha Banks/Mercedes Mone. AJ Styles. Akira Tozawa. Joe Hendry.
All human beings in and out of the ring.
All human beings in and out of the ring.
Hulk Hogan was my childhood superhero and it turned out he was selfish, racist prick. Meanwhile the Butcher and the Bastard were, by all reports, genuine sweethearts, not a nasty bone in their bodies. Wrestling really IS a work.
September 29, 2026 at 3:08 AM
John Cena. Asuka. Kenny Omega. New Day/Next Level. Mr. Iguana. Danhausen. Swerve Strickland. Dean Ambrose/Jon Moxley. Chelsea Green. Sting. Mick Foley. Kurt Angle. Rob Van Dam. Bayley. Naomi. Sasha Banks/Mercedes Mone. AJ Styles. Akira Tozawa. Joe Hendry.
All human beings in and out of the ring.
All human beings in and out of the ring.
How I picture this:
"I want to hail a taxi" *rolls not enough spend*
GM: You step into traffic and put out your hand to flag down the first cab you see. They swerve violently, cartwheel down the street, other vehicles react, crash, and cause a MASSIVE pileup that will gridlock the city for days.
"I want to hail a taxi" *rolls not enough spend*
GM: You step into traffic and put out your hand to flag down the first cab you see. They swerve violently, cartwheel down the street, other vehicles react, crash, and cause a MASSIVE pileup that will gridlock the city for days.
September 29, 2026 at 3:00 AM
How I picture this:
"I want to hail a taxi" *rolls not enough spend*
GM: You step into traffic and put out your hand to flag down the first cab you see. They swerve violently, cartwheel down the street, other vehicles react, crash, and cause a MASSIVE pileup that will gridlock the city for days.
"I want to hail a taxi" *rolls not enough spend*
GM: You step into traffic and put out your hand to flag down the first cab you see. They swerve violently, cartwheel down the street, other vehicles react, crash, and cause a MASSIVE pileup that will gridlock the city for days.
Loved AEW All Out. The Trios title match was phenomenal multi-man action and a great escalation of the Swerve/Hanger feud, and a realization for their respective partners of how deep the men are into each other. Ciampa vs Okada was also a blast and had me desperate for a Ciampa win.
September 29, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Loved AEW All Out. The Trios title match was phenomenal multi-man action and a great escalation of the Swerve/Hanger feud, and a realization for their respective partners of how deep the men are into each other. Ciampa vs Okada was also a blast and had me desperate for a Ciampa win.
Yay street fight, yay trios match, they're wielding a lot of power with Swerve/Hangman and Jamie your BUTT (full of thumbtacks)
I skipped the main event. Hashtag free Speebs tho
I skipped the main event. Hashtag free Speebs tho
September 29, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Yay street fight, yay trios match, they're wielding a lot of power with Swerve/Hangman and Jamie your BUTT (full of thumbtacks)
I skipped the main event. Hashtag free Speebs tho
I skipped the main event. Hashtag free Speebs tho
Well, the lati stuffing their prey into both their holes isn't enough to swerve their determination to breed each other~
For laitington.bsky.social <3
#nsfw #vore #analvore #unbirth
For laitington.bsky.social <3
#nsfw #vore #analvore #unbirth
September 29, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Well, the lati stuffing their prey into both their holes isn't enough to swerve their determination to breed each other~
For laitington.bsky.social <3
#nsfw #vore #analvore #unbirth
For laitington.bsky.social <3
#nsfw #vore #analvore #unbirth
did not see that random swerve from budget to transphobia coming, but at this point maybe i should've
September 29, 2026 at 12:40 AM
did not see that random swerve from budget to transphobia coming, but at this point maybe i should've
Have you ever stumbled across this word game called "Mad Libs?" It was popular when I was a child in the 60s and 70s. I was thinking about how its structure could be used to engineer some kind of non-catastrophic swerve in your operating system as the insertion of the spirit of Chance/Fortuina in
September 29, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Have you ever stumbled across this word game called "Mad Libs?" It was popular when I was a child in the 60s and 70s. I was thinking about how its structure could be used to engineer some kind of non-catastrophic swerve in your operating system as the insertion of the spirit of Chance/Fortuina in
That was genuinely funny swerve
September 29, 2026 at 12:09 AM
That was genuinely funny swerve
C2 and Swerve/Hangman saved AEW that year.
September 28, 2026 at 10:49 PM
C2 and Swerve/Hangman saved AEW that year.
<watches it swerve left to intercept a torpedo>
Captain: "Whoops! Back to drydock!"
Captain: "Whoops! Back to drydock!"
September 28, 2026 at 10:38 PM
<watches it swerve left to intercept a torpedo>
Captain: "Whoops! Back to drydock!"
Captain: "Whoops! Back to drydock!"
Swerve is one too. Sweetheart of a shit starter.
September 28, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Swerve is one too. Sweetheart of a shit starter.