#SWMBO
April 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Don’t you just hate it when this happens………
The boss (aka SWMBO) tasked me to take by bus load of Kiddiewinkies to the Bomber Command Centre in Lincoln…….
Somehow I seem to have bought some books 🤣🤣🤣
#histscalemodels
September 17, 2026 at 11:34 AM
We like the coffee bags. An expensive way of doing it but SWMBO stocks up whenever it is on special. She got six boxes yesterday.

Don't forget the TP.
September 24, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Our EV is automagic, but the little Suzuki isn’t. I don’t drive it much so it doesn’t annoy me. SWMBO never knows what time it is so she doesn’t care. She’ll be on last year’s DST…
September 26, 2026 at 9:57 AM
SWMBO reminded me that tomorrow is my birthday.

I had completely forgotten 🤷‍♂️
December 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
#IAmAHeroWhen I steal SWMBO crisps 😸😸😸
August 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
August 15, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Just chillin’, made for SWMBO a few months ago, captures her perfectly
July 30, 2026 at 6:43 PM
SWMBO wanted a mug of tea and a penguin. 🤷‍♂️
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
#ItsAlmostChristmasSo time to buy SWMBO Xmas presents
December 23, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I know who has the SWMBO plate
February 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Another please dig it out job, who knew Persicaria were so invasive but then it is a relation of Japanese Knotweed, broke my favourite spade on it then SWMBO says “Not that bit it’s an Astilbe”. How am I supposed to know? 😂
March 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
#SWMBO is just arriving in #Athens for some work. Was in an #Ovine state of mind, so we generated this for her!! 😀🐑
May 28, 2026 at 3:13 PM
#IGetMoreDoneWhen I leave it to SWMBO
May 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Took SWMBO and her friend shopping yesterday, they usually go on a Friday. So today I'm convinced it's Saturday.😵‍💫🤷‍♂️
January 30, 2026 at 4:49 AM
SWMBO: “sartorially challenged”

Me: “individual style”
February 23, 2026 at 1:10 PM
SWMBO “the cat has killed a mouse would you deal with it please?”

Me “sure”

Later: apparently putting the mouse in the cat’s food bowl was wrong
February 20, 2026 at 8:52 PM
shall have to ask SWMBO for one for my B'day, avoids any #buildthestash issues 🤣
February 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Swmbo!
September 18, 2026 at 12:43 PM
#Wülferhampton #Orcas
#SWMBO is sitting at Bristol (BRS) for a flight to Lisbon. Just found out who the pilots on the run are tonight!!
🙄🙄😸😸
May 18, 2026 at 6:55 PM
On the plane for eurobsdcon!

The tranks are working. I am still certain that the plane will go down in flames and screams, but I don't really care.

Buy my books, SWMBO will need the dough.
September 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Game over...l admit a wee yelp and shouted 3-1 ya beauty.... SWMBO said who were we playing Partick Thistle...
March 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM