to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.
Probably a bad idea to wrap your face and body in slim-fit clothing on a day with 101 degree heat. Especially if the garments are made from tightly woven cotton or certain synthetics.
July 4, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Probably a bad idea to wrap your face and body in slim-fit clothing on a day with 101 degree heat. Especially if the garments are made from tightly woven cotton or certain synthetics.
synthetics when someone’s chest is bursting
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
synthetics when someone’s chest is bursting
Thinking about robots/mechs/synthetics with fat noisy asses again...
June 9, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Thinking about robots/mechs/synthetics with fat noisy asses again...
bondage for robots/synthetics but with industrial ratchet straps, is this anything
September 21, 2026 at 9:40 PM
bondage for robots/synthetics but with industrial ratchet straps, is this anything
yes. tasting fabrics is one of the easiest ways to test fiber composition. natural fabrics, such as wool, cotton, and linen, breakdown in the digestive tract. synthetics such as polyester will not. so to test fiber composition, eat the garment. if fibers appear in your poop, it was synthetic.
You’re tasting fabrics?
September 2, 2025 at 5:02 AM
yes. tasting fabrics is one of the easiest ways to test fiber composition. natural fabrics, such as wool, cotton, and linen, breakdown in the digestive tract. synthetics such as polyester will not. so to test fiber composition, eat the garment. if fibers appear in your poop, it was synthetic.
star child: "organics and synthetics cannot coexist"
shepard: "I literally just solved the geth/quarian war five minutes ago and my pilot is banging the ship's AI"
shepard: "I literally just solved the geth/quarian war five minutes ago and my pilot is banging the ship's AI"
Fundamentally every ending to ME3 asks you to concede that the Reapers are a bad solution to a real problem & propose an alternate solution to that problem. But the entire story up to that point was one long argument that the problem wasn't real except insofar as the Reapers caused it on purpose
legitimately one of the most insanely left-field endings to an rpg i can recollect
the entire series is about shepard finding ways for people to live together despite their differences and the ending is like "actually that's impossible. now choose your preferred explosion color"
the entire series is about shepard finding ways for people to live together despite their differences and the ending is like "actually that's impossible. now choose your preferred explosion color"
October 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
star child: "organics and synthetics cannot coexist"
shepard: "I literally just solved the geth/quarian war five minutes ago and my pilot is banging the ship's AI"
shepard: "I literally just solved the geth/quarian war five minutes ago and my pilot is banging the ship's AI"
Lol it *is* the same colour that synthetics 'bleed' in the Alien franchise 😂
sorry I'm late! I have at last broken my silence on Pantone's Color of the Year johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...
'Cloud Dancer': A Measured Response
Regarding Pantone's decision, and so on, and so forth
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Lol it *is* the same colour that synthetics 'bleed' in the Alien franchise 😂
I love giving my synthetics holo-hair
February 17, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I love giving my synthetics holo-hair
Cotton is a terrible fabric if you want it to whisk sweat away but the influencers who are lying on main about how synthetics stink is wild.
Synthetics smell. The tradeoff might be worth it if they're cheap, but they smell.
But if I'm dropping $150 on leggings they're going to be wool.
Synthetics smell. The tradeoff might be worth it if they're cheap, but they smell.
But if I'm dropping $150 on leggings they're going to be wool.
May 9, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Cotton is a terrible fabric if you want it to whisk sweat away but the influencers who are lying on main about how synthetics stink is wild.
Synthetics smell. The tradeoff might be worth it if they're cheap, but they smell.
But if I'm dropping $150 on leggings they're going to be wool.
Synthetics smell. The tradeoff might be worth it if they're cheap, but they smell.
But if I'm dropping $150 on leggings they're going to be wool.
Personal - "Maintenance Tension"
Two domestic commercial-grade synthetics hired on as Technicians perform maintenance on the 2nd VLK Combat Synthetic Squad onboard an unmarked PMC ground assault gunship.
Story to follow.
Two domestic commercial-grade synthetics hired on as Technicians perform maintenance on the 2nd VLK Combat Synthetic Squad onboard an unmarked PMC ground assault gunship.
Story to follow.
May 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Personal - "Maintenance Tension"
Two domestic commercial-grade synthetics hired on as Technicians perform maintenance on the 2nd VLK Combat Synthetic Squad onboard an unmarked PMC ground assault gunship.
Story to follow.
Two domestic commercial-grade synthetics hired on as Technicians perform maintenance on the 2nd VLK Combat Synthetic Squad onboard an unmarked PMC ground assault gunship.
Story to follow.
This is a solid primer, I can't wear most sweaters with synthetics because it's just like you're hotboxing your circulatory system.
“The fast-fashionification of all our clothing is to blame for the precipitous decline in sweater quality.” defector.com/how-to-buy-a...
How To Buy A Sweater That Doesn't Suck | Defector
How to buy an affordable, high-quality sweater that will actually keep you warm.
defector.com
December 27, 2024 at 5:08 PM
This is a solid primer, I can't wear most sweaters with synthetics because it's just like you're hotboxing your circulatory system.
You should be able to hypnotize synthetics by talking at them the same way you would jailbreak an AI. I think that would be extremely funny
(Half-synthetics, AKA me, are also included in this post)
(Half-synthetics, AKA me, are also included in this post)
December 28, 2025 at 6:43 AM
You should be able to hypnotize synthetics by talking at them the same way you would jailbreak an AI. I think that would be extremely funny
(Half-synthetics, AKA me, are also included in this post)
(Half-synthetics, AKA me, are also included in this post)
We live in a world where a Manhattan Project chemical became a household staple. Mariah Blake on the ubiquity of synthetics:
How the World Became Awash in Synthetics
It started in 1934, with a PR crisis.
bit.ly
May 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
We live in a world where a Manhattan Project chemical became a household staple. Mariah Blake on the ubiquity of synthetics:
Preview of issue two of my creator-owned comic for Dark Horse, SYNTHETICS, hitting comic shops this week.
comicbookclublive.com/2025/12/09/d...
comicbookclublive.com/2025/12/09/d...
Dark Horse Preview: Synthetics Volume One #2 | Comic Book Club
Read a preview of Synthetics Volume One #2 from Dark Horse Comics, written by J. Michael Straczynski with art by Tony Parker.
comicbookclublive.com
December 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Preview of issue two of my creator-owned comic for Dark Horse, SYNTHETICS, hitting comic shops this week.
comicbookclublive.com/2025/12/09/d...
comicbookclublive.com/2025/12/09/d...
Desire Corp new product. Synthetics latex dress that’ll makes femboy or twink wearing it more like a bimbo the more they cum. Ultra hasn’t cum yet but I’m sure many will wanna change that
September 21, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Desire Corp new product. Synthetics latex dress that’ll makes femboy or twink wearing it more like a bimbo the more they cum. Ultra hasn’t cum yet but I’m sure many will wanna change that
Aegis gets new synthetics! Will you help her test the new pressure sensors?
April 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Aegis gets new synthetics! Will you help her test the new pressure sensors?
Dive into the post-apocalyptic sci-fi epic Synthetics, a new creator-owned series from the star-studded team of J. Michael @straczynski.bsky.social, @tonyparkerart.bsky.social, Carrie Strachan, and Steve Dutro. Issue #1 (of 4) releases in October!
Details: bit.ly/3TwGSL9
Details: bit.ly/3TwGSL9
June 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Dive into the post-apocalyptic sci-fi epic Synthetics, a new creator-owned series from the star-studded team of J. Michael @straczynski.bsky.social, @tonyparkerart.bsky.social, Carrie Strachan, and Steve Dutro. Issue #1 (of 4) releases in October!
Details: bit.ly/3TwGSL9
Details: bit.ly/3TwGSL9
🚨 Weyland-Yutani Issues Recall After Synthetics Won’t Stop Talking
January 7, 2026 at 5:31 PM
🚨 Weyland-Yutani Issues Recall After Synthetics Won’t Stop Talking
Synthetics is available for preorder! :D
J MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI writing!
J MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI writing!
August 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Synthetics is available for preorder! :D
J MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI writing!
J MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI writing!
Heartbreaking: your favorite fashion youtuber just made a video that's a 15 minute ad for his new $55 t-shirt made entirely of synthetics
May 27, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Heartbreaking: your favorite fashion youtuber just made a video that's a 15 minute ad for his new $55 t-shirt made entirely of synthetics
We live in a world where a Manhattan Project chemical became a household staple. Mariah Blake on the ubiquity of synthetics:
How the World Became Awash in Synthetics
It started in 1934, with a PR crisis.
bit.ly
May 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We live in a world where a Manhattan Project chemical became a household staple. Mariah Blake on the ubiquity of synthetics:
the thing that many people miss about the relationship between K and Joi in BR 2049 is that they're both synthetics
July 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
the thing that many people miss about the relationship between K and Joi in BR 2049 is that they're both synthetics
We live in a world where a Manhattan Project chemical became a household staple. Mariah Blake on the ubiquity of synthetics:
How the World Became Awash in Synthetics
It started in 1934, with a PR crisis.
bit.ly
May 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
We live in a world where a Manhattan Project chemical became a household staple. Mariah Blake on the ubiquity of synthetics: