#SafetyPup
has anyone milked Safetypup™ yet?
August 24, 2026 at 7:26 PM
safetypup approves
March 1, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I’m really sorry for your loss, SafetyPup.

The holidays can feel brutal after losing a parent.

I’m glad this spoke to you, even a little.

Be gentle with yourself.❤️
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Isn’t it great that your lies are on EVERY mute list & I’ll never have to listen to your massive idiocies ever again?
October 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Use block Safetypup. I don't have a Bluesky filter for conspiratorial dolts showing up in my feed. Maybe the next update will give that. Fingers crossed !!!
July 20, 2026 at 6:49 PM
According to the very reputable medical examiner...and not Safetypup...not evidence of a murder. The missing video was debunked so did the magic fairy murder him? Why didn't Merrick Garland open ask for an investigation..a murder of the world's 2nd most a famous pedophile???
July 20, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Safety Pup Day - Teaching Safety, One Paw at a Time!

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February 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
safetypup
Let's see this arseole answer me now 🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 2, 2025 at 6:37 AM
October 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Calling yourself safetypup is an insult to dogs everywhere. May be ChatGpt chose your name for you. Talk about lack of credibility! Wow!
June 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
We’ve lost the morals that my English teaching mom who died two weeks ago ascribed to: substack.com/@safetypup/n...
Safety Pup (@safetypup)
My English teacher mother’s eulogy. Dear Mom, How does one pay tribute to a soul as vibrant as yours? How do you sum up a lifetime of adventures and love in just a few paragraphs? You taught us al...
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September 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM