Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
February 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
October 29, 2024 at 2:03 PM
3rd Edition On Sale Now!
April 26, 2026 at 6:00 PM
3rd Edition On Sale Now!
When the game you just bought goes on sale right afterwards
October 25, 2024 at 12:35 PM
When the game you just bought goes on sale right afterwards
It’s a fire sale…
April 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It’s a fire sale…
The Wisconsin Supreme Court was not for sale.
April 2, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The Wisconsin Supreme Court was not for sale.
For Sale: Katanas, Never Drawn
January 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
For Sale: Katanas, Never Drawn
Carney to Trump: "There are some places that are never for sale ... having met with the owners of Canada over the course of the campaign, it's not for sale. It won't be for sale ever."
May 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Carney to Trump: "There are some places that are never for sale ... having met with the owners of Canada over the course of the campaign, it's not for sale. It won't be for sale ever."
Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
AUSTIN, TX—In a sweeping prohibition with immediate implications for the Lone Star State’s potential mothers-to-be, Texas banned the sale of luggage to pregnant women Monday. “With this law, we ensure...
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December 14, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
Fire Sale: Half price from December. 🔥
March 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Fire Sale: Half price from December. 🔥
Everything is for sale.
February 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Everything is for sale.
These are on sale at the UN gift shop.
September 22, 2026 at 4:03 PM
These are on sale at the UN gift shop.
what a curious day to put these on sale
September 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
what a curious day to put these on sale
Not for sale
January 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Not for sale
April 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
for sale: checks & balances, never used
February 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
for sale: checks & balances, never used
Wisconsin: not for sale
April 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Wisconsin: not for sale
Greenland is not for sale.
And in other words….👇
And in other words….👇
January 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Greenland is not for sale.
And in other words….👇
And in other words….👇
Oh a forced sale to regime allies? Shocker.
* ORACLE, SILVER LAKE, ANDREESSEN TO CONTROL TIKOK IN US: WSJ
$ORCL
$ORCL
September 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Oh a forced sale to regime allies? Shocker.
Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
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December 9, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
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Gargomon, these are on sale!
October 28, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Gargomon, these are on sale!
The United States is literally for sale
Trump: "We're gonna be selling a gold card. You have a green card, this is a gold card. We're gonna put a price on that card of about $5 million and that's going to give you green card privileges, plus. It's gonna be a route to citizenship, and wealthy people will be coming into our country."
February 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The United States is literally for sale