“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
SALESFORCE
"a series he made with Google DeepMind and Salesforce, which will unfurl on Time Magazine’s YouTube channel every week"
Darren Aronofsky Has Reconstructed the Revolutionary War Using AI
That's the conceit of a series he made with Google DeepMind and Salesforce, which will unfurl on Time Magazine’s YouTube channel every week through the end of the year.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
January 29, 2026 at 8:56 PM
SALESFORCE
September 26, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Hi! I work in marketing and deal with Salesforce. Here's what it does:
No one knows. Salesforce is entirely a black box. It makes money, somehow. What the fuck it is, no one knows. I don't even know if Salesforce knows what Salesforce does. It's like the movie Brazil.
No one knows. Salesforce is entirely a black box. It makes money, somehow. What the fuck it is, no one knows. I don't even know if Salesforce knows what Salesforce does. It's like the movie Brazil.
The most baffling commercial I have ever seen in my life. What does this mean? How is this a problem anyone has, ever? What does your product even do?????
January 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Hi! I work in marketing and deal with Salesforce. Here's what it does:
No one knows. Salesforce is entirely a black box. It makes money, somehow. What the fuck it is, no one knows. I don't even know if Salesforce knows what Salesforce does. It's like the movie Brazil.
No one knows. Salesforce is entirely a black box. It makes money, somehow. What the fuck it is, no one knows. I don't even know if Salesforce knows what Salesforce does. It's like the movie Brazil.
I will never know what Salesforce is or does, and that’s a promise
October 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I will never know what Salesforce is or does, and that’s a promise
Mr Beast Salesforce ad, he whispered, as the obsidian cube hummed and began leaking blood
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Mr Beast Salesforce ad, he whispered, as the obsidian cube hummed and began leaking blood
Ask Matt McConaughey and Woody Harrelson to explain to you in 6 sentences or fewer what Salesforce is
January 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Ask Matt McConaughey and Woody Harrelson to explain to you in 6 sentences or fewer what Salesforce is
Fuck Salesforce.
Salesforce Offers Its Services to Boost Trump’s Immigration Force www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/u...
Salesforce Offers Its Services to Boost Trump’s Immigration Force www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/u...
Salesforce Offers Its Services to Boost Trump’s Immigration Force
www.nytimes.com
October 17, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Fuck Salesforce.
Salesforce Offers Its Services to Boost Trump’s Immigration Force www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/u...
Salesforce Offers Its Services to Boost Trump’s Immigration Force www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/u...
i will never learn what salesforce is or does
October 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
i will never learn what salesforce is or does
July 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Salesforce in the summer: "AI is doing 50% of the work at Salesforce"
Salesforce now: "AI? I don't know her"
Salesforce now: "AI? I don't know her"
Salesforce Steps Back from AI: Executives Reveal Overconfidence in LLMs, Pivot to Deterministic Automation
Salesforce is rethinking its AI strategy after laying off 4,000 employees and deploying Agentforce, an AI-driven automation tool, to streamline operations. Executives are moving away from large langua...
opentools.ai
December 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Salesforce in the summer: "AI is doing 50% of the work at Salesforce"
Salesforce now: "AI? I don't know her"
Salesforce now: "AI? I don't know her"
Brewing the perfect IPA with the power of Salesforce AI
December 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Brewing the perfect IPA with the power of Salesforce AI
May 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
NEW: Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff ‘joked’ with employees who had traveled to the United States for a Salesforce all-hands meeting that ICE agents were in the building keeping tabs on them, 404 Media has learned.
Marc Benioff 'Jokes' ICE Is Watching Salesforce Employees Who Traveled to the U.S.
"Employees are going absolutely apeshit in internal Slack about how completely awful it was."
www.404media.co
February 10, 2026 at 7:40 PM
NEW: Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff ‘joked’ with employees who had traveled to the United States for a Salesforce all-hands meeting that ICE agents were in the building keeping tabs on them, 404 Media has learned.
Salesforce Tower, San Francisco California
Digital Painting 50"x60"
#art #digitalart #popart #eastcoastkin #scape #cityscape #skyscape #artshare #architecture #salesforce #sanfrancisco
Digital Painting 50"x60"
#art #digitalart #popart #eastcoastkin #scape #cityscape #skyscape #artshare #architecture #salesforce #sanfrancisco
July 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Salesforce Tower, San Francisco California
Digital Painting 50"x60"
#art #digitalart #popart #eastcoastkin #scape #cityscape #skyscape #artshare #architecture #salesforce #sanfrancisco
Digital Painting 50"x60"
#art #digitalart #popart #eastcoastkin #scape #cityscape #skyscape #artshare #architecture #salesforce #sanfrancisco
Salesforce is the biggest time suck ever invented. Sales people now do more salesforce admin work than actual selling and it’s pathetic
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Salesforce is the biggest time suck ever invented. Sales people now do more salesforce admin work than actual selling and it’s pathetic
Bethesda is the Salesforce of gaming
August 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Bethesda is the Salesforce of gaming
Salesforce Tower, San Francisco.
#photography #monochrome #blackandwhite #architecture #sanfrancisco #pentax #50mm
#photography #monochrome #blackandwhite #architecture #sanfrancisco #pentax #50mm
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Salesforce Tower, San Francisco.
#photography #monochrome #blackandwhite #architecture #sanfrancisco #pentax #50mm
#photography #monochrome #blackandwhite #architecture #sanfrancisco #pentax #50mm
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
February 18, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Did Salesforce write that?
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Did Salesforce write that?
🚫 Corporate DEI Graveyard 2025
Companies ditching diversity:
• Meta
• Amazon
• McDonald’s
• Walmart
• Ford
• John Deere
• Starbucks
• Microsoft (partially)
• Salesforce
Inclusion’s last call: going, going, gone! 🎭
#DiversityExit #Dei #capitalismSUCKS
Companies ditching diversity:
• Meta
• Amazon
• McDonald’s
• Walmart
• Ford
• John Deere
• Starbucks
• Microsoft (partially)
• Salesforce
Inclusion’s last call: going, going, gone! 🎭
#DiversityExit #Dei #capitalismSUCKS
January 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
🚫 Corporate DEI Graveyard 2025
Companies ditching diversity:
• Meta
• Amazon
• McDonald’s
• Walmart
• Ford
• John Deere
• Starbucks
• Microsoft (partially)
• Salesforce
Inclusion’s last call: going, going, gone! 🎭
#DiversityExit #Dei #capitalismSUCKS
Companies ditching diversity:
• Meta
• Amazon
• McDonald’s
• Walmart
• Ford
• John Deere
• Starbucks
• Microsoft (partially)
• Salesforce
Inclusion’s last call: going, going, gone! 🎭
#DiversityExit #Dei #capitalismSUCKS
This morning from Salesforce Tower.
October 30, 2024 at 5:18 PM
This morning from Salesforce Tower.
That Matthew McConaughey Salesforce advert series is absolutely gross and I loathe them and I've complained about them before but OH MY GOD they're so STUPID hey require you to be so STUPID
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
That Matthew McConaughey Salesforce advert series is absolutely gross and I loathe them and I've complained about them before but OH MY GOD they're so STUPID hey require you to be so STUPID