More like SalesFARCE amirite?
July 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
More like SalesFARCE amirite?
Salesfarce
Salesfash
SSalesforce
Salesfash
SSalesforce
October 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Salesfarce
Salesfash
SSalesforce
Salesfash
SSalesforce
Time for a rebranding. Salesfarce.
🚨BREAKING: Billionaire CEO Marc Benioff said his $248 billion Company, Salesforce, fired 4,000 customer service roles as AI steps in to do the work…
Irony at its core.
Irony at its core.
November 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Time for a rebranding. Salesfarce.
So MS users ask how to get rid of Copilot, and Salesfarce users want actual search back instead of being forced to use the slopbot which gives wrong answers
Across the board nobody likes to use Next Token Guessing ELIZA, even when given no other option.
Across the board nobody likes to use Next Token Guessing ELIZA, even when given no other option.
October 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
So MS users ask how to get rid of Copilot, and Salesfarce users want actual search back instead of being forced to use the slopbot which gives wrong answers
Across the board nobody likes to use Next Token Guessing ELIZA, even when given no other option.
Across the board nobody likes to use Next Token Guessing ELIZA, even when given no other option.
The way Salesfarce and Adobe advertise, you'd think they're making money hand over fist.
April 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The way Salesfarce and Adobe advertise, you'd think they're making money hand over fist.
Salesfarce is more like it.
October 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Salesfarce is more like it.
Salesfarce could fire everyone- without AI - and it would make no difference. 🤣🤣
October 18, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Salesfarce could fire everyone- without AI - and it would make no difference. 🤣🤣
Surely the simple answer here, is to not work for Salesfarce?
New: Salesforce's internal AI leaderboard has teams competing for little trophies. The dashboards we've seen also track each team's use of specific AI tools. Employees worried use of AI, or lack thereof, will be used in their performance reviews because execs pushing
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Salesforce’s Internal AI Leaderboard Has Teams Competing for Little Trophies
The leaderboard, sorted by executive and the teams underneath them, has a feature that shows users which employees have not earned the badges. “click to see who 👀,” the leaderboard says.
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June 18, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Surely the simple answer here, is to not work for Salesfarce?
Salesfarce realizing the AI was Neverready
December 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Salesfarce realizing the AI was Neverready
Salesforce
Salesfarce
Salesfucked…
Want to alienate and lose all your customers? We’ve got just the CRM system for you…
Salesfarce
Salesfucked…
Want to alienate and lose all your customers? We’ve got just the CRM system for you…
August 6, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Salesforce
Salesfarce
Salesfucked…
Want to alienate and lose all your customers? We’ve got just the CRM system for you…
Salesfarce
Salesfucked…
Want to alienate and lose all your customers? We’ve got just the CRM system for you…
fuuuuuuu
when being bought and retired by Salesfarce is the better outcome.
when being bought and retired by Salesfarce is the better outcome.
February 11, 2026 at 12:23 AM
fuuuuuuu
when being bought and retired by Salesfarce is the better outcome.
when being bought and retired by Salesfarce is the better outcome.
Salesfarce. He sure turned out to be a scumbag.
October 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Salesfarce. He sure turned out to be a scumbag.
At the end of the day, Salesfarce is the child of Benioff and Benioff will kiss any ring to protect his child (or maybe the shareholders are his child?)
December 13, 2024 at 3:10 AM
At the end of the day, Salesfarce is the child of Benioff and Benioff will kiss any ring to protect his child (or maybe the shareholders are his child?)
Surely you mean Salesfarce?
October 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Surely you mean Salesfarce?
More like SalesFarce, eh?
December 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
More like SalesFarce, eh?
More like salesFARCE!
amirite?
amirite?
November 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
More like salesFARCE!
amirite?
amirite?
MOAR LIKE SALESFARCE AMIRITE
October 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
MOAR LIKE SALESFARCE AMIRITE
Reminds me of when I was forced to integrate with a Salesforce product
I quit the project, Failsforce / Salesfarce became the new nickname for that pile of half working undocumented crap
I quit the project, Failsforce / Salesfarce became the new nickname for that pile of half working undocumented crap
June 27, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Reminds me of when I was forced to integrate with a Salesforce product
I quit the project, Failsforce / Salesfarce became the new nickname for that pile of half working undocumented crap
I quit the project, Failsforce / Salesfarce became the new nickname for that pile of half working undocumented crap
Every day I find another reason to hate SalesFarce.
EVERY.
SINGLE.
DAY.
EVERY.
SINGLE.
DAY.
July 22, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Every day I find another reason to hate SalesFarce.
EVERY.
SINGLE.
DAY.
EVERY.
SINGLE.
DAY.
Y’all can have the Salesfarce guy and Ellison too. Still undecided if Oprah can visit or not.
January 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Y’all can have the Salesfarce guy and Ellison too. Still undecided if Oprah can visit or not.
Time for us to help SALESFARCE walk back their profits.
If your company uses Salesforce, help them find an alternative and quit. You're either pro-humanity or you are anti-American.
Fuck off, Marc Benioff. Don't leave your heart in San Francisco, just leave.
#BoycottSalesforce, #Salesfarce
If your company uses Salesforce, help them find an alternative and quit. You're either pro-humanity or you are anti-American.
Fuck off, Marc Benioff. Don't leave your heart in San Francisco, just leave.
#BoycottSalesforce, #Salesfarce
October 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Time for us to help SALESFARCE walk back their profits.
If your company uses Salesforce, help them find an alternative and quit. You're either pro-humanity or you are anti-American.
Fuck off, Marc Benioff. Don't leave your heart in San Francisco, just leave.
#BoycottSalesforce, #Salesfarce
If your company uses Salesforce, help them find an alternative and quit. You're either pro-humanity or you are anti-American.
Fuck off, Marc Benioff. Don't leave your heart in San Francisco, just leave.
#BoycottSalesforce, #Salesfarce
Hilariously, $dayjob is hoiking all it’s non GCP workloads (legacy windows server stuff) to Azure. If it’s not in GCP or Azure, it’s in Salesfarce. FML.
July 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Hilariously, $dayjob is hoiking all it’s non GCP workloads (legacy windows server stuff) to Azure. If it’s not in GCP or Azure, it’s in Salesfarce. FML.