He was always a used car salesman at heart.
March 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
He was always a used car salesman at heart.
Racism salesman asks if you’ve tried the love poetry
Mr. "Step Back and Go Fuck Yourself in the Face" has opened a Cyber Charm School.
December 30, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Racism salesman asks if you’ve tried the love poetry
Oz is a snake oil salesman.
Hannity complains that alleged fraudsters on Obamacare are "buying islands"
September 23, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Oz is a snake oil salesman.
He's not just an exploding car salesman and the unelected President, he's also the Surgeon General.
January 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
He's not just an exploding car salesman and the unelected President, he's also the Surgeon General.
traveling gym weight salesman
September 27, 2023 at 11:28 AM
traveling gym weight salesman
Trump the Bible salesman is now Trump the car salesman.
Lateral move.
Lateral move.
March 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Trump the Bible salesman is now Trump the car salesman.
Lateral move.
Lateral move.
And finally, Stan the sailing sails salesman
July 21, 2026 at 10:09 AM
And finally, Stan the sailing sails salesman
Donald is always talking about "deals" instead of treaties—because he thinks like a used car salesman, not a statesman.
September 26, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Donald is always talking about "deals" instead of treaties—because he thinks like a used car salesman, not a statesman.
Osteen is a snake oil salesman.
April 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Osteen is a snake oil salesman.
He looks like Peter Griffin in "Death of a Salesman"
February 4, 2026 at 3:38 PM
He looks like Peter Griffin in "Death of a Salesman"
Mask salesman
November 11, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Mask salesman
November 15, 2024 at 8:46 PM
the new surgeon general
May 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
the new surgeon general
Mask salesman.
October 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Mask salesman.
Hi, I’m God.
People who support the antichrist Donold the Bible Salesman have no place calling Bishop Budde a ‘heretic.’
They’re the heretics.
Regards,
God
People who support the antichrist Donold the Bible Salesman have no place calling Bishop Budde a ‘heretic.’
They’re the heretics.
Regards,
God
January 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Hi, I’m God.
People who support the antichrist Donold the Bible Salesman have no place calling Bishop Budde a ‘heretic.’
They’re the heretics.
Regards,
God
People who support the antichrist Donold the Bible Salesman have no place calling Bishop Budde a ‘heretic.’
They’re the heretics.
Regards,
God
The timeshare salesman for national decline.
May 14, 2026 at 12:13 PM
The timeshare salesman for national decline.
Happy Mask Salesman
March 14, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Happy Mask Salesman
Eric Adams called Zohran Mamdani a “snake oil salesman”. Adams would be facing Federal felony corruption charges if he hadn’t made a deal with the Snake Oil Salesman in Chief.
June 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Eric Adams called Zohran Mamdani a “snake oil salesman”. Adams would be facing Federal felony corruption charges if he hadn’t made a deal with the Snake Oil Salesman in Chief.
Trump set to buy car from sketchy salesman
March 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Trump set to buy car from sketchy salesman
I don’t know about you, but I’ve waited all my life to read the words “Kennedy Center presents ‘Death of a Salesman’ starring Scott Baio.”
February 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I don’t know about you, but I’ve waited all my life to read the words “Kennedy Center presents ‘Death of a Salesman’ starring Scott Baio.”