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November 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
mrchrisaddison.bsky.social
Fun thread, guys. Really delicious. Salty, man-baby tears.
dieworkwear.bsky.social derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18h
new levels of cope
Benny Johnson tweets: "The "Blue Wave" is not materializing. Guam FLIPPED from Blue to Red."
November 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
cheryllynneaton.bsky.social
I'm still salty over Stacey Abrams, tbh. They better not invite Killer Mike to NOTHIN'.
November 4, 2026 at 1:10 AM
saltyxodium.bsky.social
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November 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
heathenking.bsky.social
How are we feeling today, fam?
Jerry Seinfeld's Salty Discharge Moment
Alt: Jerry Seinfeld's Salty Discharge Moment: “What is this salty discharge?”
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November 4, 2026 at 11:25 AM
artcandee.bsky.social
The MAGA cope this morning is to blame John Thune for their losses.

Man, their salty tears taste delicious for breakfast!

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November 4, 2026 at 1:43 PM
detroiter.bsky.social
Cry more, You salty btich
chadbourn.bsky.social Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 20h
Whiny, whiny, whiny.
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump The FoxNews Poll, always the worst, is so insulting with the questions they ask. Every question is a hit job, and every answer is "BULLSHIT!" This has been going on for years. President DONALD J. TRUMP
November 4, 2026 at 12:30 AM
thomasahammer.bsky.social
So salty. 😐
November 4, 2026 at 3:16 PM
nerdjpg.com
I can’t keep salty snacks around but when I don’t have a salty snack it’s so sad and tragic
October 31, 2026 at 2:20 AM
jonathanasiamah.bsky.social
Post a Pirate 🏴‍☠️
November 4, 2026 at 3:53 AM
spindlypete.bsky.social
UNBELIEVABLY EXCELLENT BRAVE BEHAVIOR. HOW MANY 3 YEAR OLDS DO YOU KNOW WHO CAN SIT STILL NICELY TO GET TWO BIG POKES. A ROUND OF SALTY FRENCH FRIES AND CHOCOLATE SHAKES FOR THE LADS
spindlypete.bsky.social elizabeth @spindlypete.bsky.social · 1d
and i have to take the lads to get their covid and flu shots tomorrow morning at the crack of dawn all the way across town so i have to drive in scary rush hour traffic with scary business type people and then hold children down while they scream in my ear and bite me
November 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
manaborne.bsky.social
Still salty about the tidesage house btw
November 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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October 31, 2026 at 8:37 PM
elongreen.bsky.social
DARTH: WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT EAT THOSE DELICIOUS, SALTY FRENCH FRIES
November 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM
starlie.bsky.social
I kinda ignored the tifa top cause salty over genderlocks but OOOUGH....
Holy 2000's Action Hero, Aro...,.,.
November 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
erikahall.bsky.social
The dream realized.

Jimothy!
Rupert a salty black chug in his Jimothy suit by the trash A dog in a short spine raccoon costume A salty chug in face paint and a homemade Jimothy raccoon fur suit looking past his dinner time because it’s standard time again
November 2, 2026 at 3:46 AM
snowden.st
“Liberals can use the Bible, but when conservatives do it it’s Christian nationalism”, the salty local host complains.
snowden.st Snowden St. @snowden.st · 16h
it has been YEARS since i hate-listened to RW talk radio, but the old ways are calling
November 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
strappedtopdad.bsky.social
Monday night after gym jockstrap bulge. Soft n salty. Stay strapped!
November 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
neverknowwhythis.bsky.social
Shame the Californians voted against eating the rich I'm sure they'd taste particularly delightfully salty right now.
November 4, 2026 at 8:17 AM
alkalinecollective.bsky.social
Me yesterday: take polls with a pinch of salt

Me today:
Bender's Salty Futurama Cooking Disaster
Alt: Bender's Salty Futurama Cooking Disaster
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November 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
cometkins.bsky.social
Well I'm a little salty this morning. If you're a trans author, use this thread to promote your work #WritingPrompt
November 4, 2026 at 3:22 PM
riolindamex.bsky.social
So Salty ! 😉
November 4, 2026 at 2:22 PM
jessimckenzi.bsky.social
i'm so salty
November 4, 2026 at 4:22 PM
phylan.website
I hope Trump is closely monitoring these returns and eating lots of salty foods
November 4, 2026 at 12:44 AM
runswindows95.bsky.social
Long story short, I should have known with a last name of Morton that she would be salty.
November 2, 2026 at 4:36 PM