Huh I wonder how LCL have only managed one shot against Ipswich so fa-[sees Grace Geyoro pass back from the edge of the penalty box, at the same time there's a clear path to shoot through] ah, that would do it. #SandwichCup #IPSLCL
September 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Huh I wonder how LCL have only managed one shot against Ipswich so fa-[sees Grace Geyoro pass back from the edge of the penalty box, at the same time there's a clear path to shoot through] ah, that would do it. #SandwichCup #IPSLCL
Oh man even the LCL commentator guy is getting bored of these corners #IPSLCL #SandwichCup
September 30, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Oh man even the LCL commentator guy is getting bored of these corners #IPSLCL #SandwichCup
Anyway it ended Ipswich 0-1 LCL. And, like, LCL were clearly dominant but squandered it so much that I'm not inclined to think of it as really deserved.
(meanwhile Mr Commentator Dude went on about how this result proves how brilliant LCL are. Reminder: Ipswich are in the WSL2) #IPSLCL #SandwichCup
(meanwhile Mr Commentator Dude went on about how this result proves how brilliant LCL are. Reminder: Ipswich are in the WSL2) #IPSLCL #SandwichCup
September 30, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Anyway it ended Ipswich 0-1 LCL. And, like, LCL were clearly dominant but squandered it so much that I'm not inclined to think of it as really deserved.
(meanwhile Mr Commentator Dude went on about how this result proves how brilliant LCL are. Reminder: Ipswich are in the WSL2) #IPSLCL #SandwichCup
(meanwhile Mr Commentator Dude went on about how this result proves how brilliant LCL are. Reminder: Ipswich are in the WSL2) #IPSLCL #SandwichCup
Yeah, fair enough, looks like the stats people really have only recorded the one that was on target. (lucky for LCL, they stream everything so we have a clearer record of happenings) #IPSLCL #SandwichCup
Wait that was a blocked shot, maybe it's just the stats person isn't properly recording those... (and a third shot! Deflected behind for a corner)
September 30, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Yeah, fair enough, looks like the stats people really have only recorded the one that was on target. (lucky for LCL, they stream everything so we have a clearer record of happenings) #IPSLCL #SandwichCup
Also it turns out that Liverpool stream their games too, which I would use to grump about watching this over Birmingham 3-4 Liverpool, but, honestly, I cannot help but find LCL's 'style' fascinating to watch. #SandwichCup
Anyway it ended Ipswich 0-1 LCL. And, like, LCL were clearly dominant but squandered it so much that I'm not inclined to think of it as really deserved.
(meanwhile Mr Commentator Dude went on about how this result proves how brilliant LCL are. Reminder: Ipswich are in the WSL2) #IPSLCL #SandwichCup
(meanwhile Mr Commentator Dude went on about how this result proves how brilliant LCL are. Reminder: Ipswich are in the WSL2) #IPSLCL #SandwichCup
September 30, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Also it turns out that Liverpool stream their games too, which I would use to grump about watching this over Birmingham 3-4 Liverpool, but, honestly, I cannot help but find LCL's 'style' fascinating to watch. #SandwichCup
Oh right yeah I forgot Ros Ayane was on the pitch, I guess she has been stuck just, chilling on the half-way line or whatever. (Princess Ademiluyi has just come on for her, for maximum "obscure NWSL player"-ing) #IPSLCL #SandwichCup
September 30, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Oh right yeah I forgot Ros Ayane was on the pitch, I guess she has been stuck just, chilling on the half-way line or whatever. (Princess Ademiluyi has just come on for her, for maximum "obscure NWSL player"-ing) #IPSLCL #SandwichCup
In other news, Everton have scored actual goals.
I'm sure it's a coincidence that they actually _started_ Yuka Momiki (who scored one and assisted the other) this time. #SandwichCup
I'm sure it's a coincidence that they actually _started_ Yuka Momiki (who scored one and assisted the other) this time. #SandwichCup
September 23, 2026 at 7:30 PM
In other news, Everton have scored actual goals.
I'm sure it's a coincidence that they actually _started_ Yuka Momiki (who scored one and assisted the other) this time. #SandwichCup
I'm sure it's a coincidence that they actually _started_ Yuka Momiki (who scored one and assisted the other) this time. #SandwichCup
Oh I did just check because Timms was on the bench, and yeah Ipswich were definitely rotated for this one, too, lol.
(I mean, this is what they brought Ros Ayane in for, though sadly she couldn't recreate her World Sevens heroics) #IPSLCL #SandwichCup
(I mean, this is what they brought Ros Ayane in for, though sadly she couldn't recreate her World Sevens heroics) #IPSLCL #SandwichCup
September 30, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Oh I did just check because Timms was on the bench, and yeah Ipswich were definitely rotated for this one, too, lol.
(I mean, this is what they brought Ros Ayane in for, though sadly she couldn't recreate her World Sevens heroics) #IPSLCL #SandwichCup
(I mean, this is what they brought Ros Ayane in for, though sadly she couldn't recreate her World Sevens heroics) #IPSLCL #SandwichCup
Wow that has to be the most 'chimneys' shot I've seen in a while, and that's including Araya Dennis's from Sunday. Must've been, like, an 80 degree angle or something. #LEILCL #SandwichCup
September 23, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Wow that has to be the most 'chimneys' shot I've seen in a while, and that's including Araya Dennis's from Sunday. Must've been, like, an 80 degree angle or something. #LEILCL #SandwichCup
"Jessie Stapleton, who's taken the armband this season" ... this game, it's Mayling who's acting captain for the season, but who is also apparently not the sort to insist on getting the armband when being subbed in. #LEILCL #SandwichCup
September 23, 2026 at 7:37 PM
"Jessie Stapleton, who's taken the armband this season" ... this game, it's Mayling who's acting captain for the season, but who is also apparently not the sort to insist on getting the armband when being subbed in. #LEILCL #SandwichCup
... Mr LCL Commentator guy, you just about beat an already heavily-depleted Leicester team that cares so little about this competition that this game took place in _Nottingham_. Save the glazing for if you beat a WSL side. #LEILCL #SandwichCup
September 23, 2026 at 8:24 PM
... Mr LCL Commentator guy, you just about beat an already heavily-depleted Leicester team that cares so little about this competition that this game took place in _Nottingham_. Save the glazing for if you beat a WSL side. #LEILCL #SandwichCup
Okay so apparently there's something called a 'fresh move' award and I'm guessing it's meant to be, like, goal cellies or goals or saves, but can I dominate the fancy footwork and actually keeping the ball from Pritchard and Dennis there? #LEILCL #SandwichCup
September 23, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Okay so apparently there's something called a 'fresh move' award and I'm guessing it's meant to be, like, goal cellies or goals or saves, but can I dominate the fancy footwork and actually keeping the ball from Pritchard and Dennis there? #LEILCL #SandwichCup
But, yeah, anyway we have 1 (one) centre-back left and also have had both of our first choice double-pivot from last season go out injured unexpectedly, alongside two other, more expected, long-term defensive midfield absences.
0-0 going into half-time! #LEILCL #SandwichCup
0-0 going into half-time! #LEILCL #SandwichCup
September 23, 2026 at 7:22 PM
But, yeah, anyway we have 1 (one) centre-back left and also have had both of our first choice double-pivot from last season go out injured unexpectedly, alongside two other, more expected, long-term defensive midfield absences.
0-0 going into half-time! #LEILCL #SandwichCup
0-0 going into half-time! #LEILCL #SandwichCup
Well that was a lucky offside (I think the linesperson has a better view than the stream) #LEILCL #SandwichCup
September 23, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Well that was a lucky offside (I think the linesperson has a better view than the stream) #LEILCL #SandwichCup
Y'know I feel like LCL could have... uh... avoided several of these goal kicks and kept the attack alive. #LEILCL #SandwichCup
September 23, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Y'know I feel like LCL could have... uh... avoided several of these goal kicks and kept the attack alive. #LEILCL #SandwichCup
Okay, the LCL substitute dancing along to our "we're back after half-time" song (which got an extended rendition due to said songs) was pretty adorable. #LEILCL #SandwichCup
September 23, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Okay, the LCL substitute dancing along to our "we're back after half-time" song (which got an extended rendition due to said songs) was pretty adorable. #LEILCL #SandwichCup
Okay, so, I haven't had the chance to watch Arsenal properly this season, but, from having seen how Arsenal fans have been talking, it does feel like LCL wished on a monkey's paw to be more like Arsenal. #LEILCL #SandwichCup
September 23, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Okay, so, I haven't had the chance to watch Arsenal properly this season, but, from having seen how Arsenal fans have been talking, it does feel like LCL wished on a monkey's paw to be more like Arsenal. #LEILCL #SandwichCup
... uh anyway is there some sort of rule capping how much goal difference can count from a single game because oh my god poor Sheffield United.
(....I think they actually brought on some starters to stem the bleeding after half time? And have shipped 4 so far this half.) #SandwichCup
(....I think they actually brought on some starters to stem the bleeding after half time? And have shipped 4 so far this half.) #SandwichCup
September 23, 2026 at 7:24 PM
... uh anyway is there some sort of rule capping how much goal difference can count from a single game because oh my god poor Sheffield United.
(....I think they actually brought on some starters to stem the bleeding after half time? And have shipped 4 so far this half.) #SandwichCup
(....I think they actually brought on some starters to stem the bleeding after half time? And have shipped 4 so far this half.) #SandwichCup
... uh...I'm no expert, but I _think_ 46:52 is a bit less than "45 minutes plus 2 mins added time".
Unless the stream clock is just 10 seconds out or something (the LCL Commentary Guy didn't complain and LCL were v. much on the attack so you'd think he would?)
#LEILCL #SandwichCup
Unless the stream clock is just 10 seconds out or something (the LCL Commentary Guy didn't complain and LCL were v. much on the attack so you'd think he would?)
#LEILCL #SandwichCup
September 23, 2026 at 7:22 PM
... uh...I'm no expert, but I _think_ 46:52 is a bit less than "45 minutes plus 2 mins added time".
Unless the stream clock is just 10 seconds out or something (the LCL Commentary Guy didn't complain and LCL were v. much on the attack so you'd think he would?)
#LEILCL #SandwichCup
Unless the stream clock is just 10 seconds out or something (the LCL Commentary Guy didn't complain and LCL were v. much on the attack so you'd think he would?)
#LEILCL #SandwichCup
March 15, 2026 at 2:29 PM