#SandwichCuts
Okay, I have done something profoundly silly and I love it. I have put together a book about...

sandwiches.

Or, more specifically, all the ways I like to CUT my sandwiches. Looking for something unserious and benign this holiday season? This may be just the thing!

🥪👀👇

tinyurl.com/sandwichcuts
December 12, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Just saw a sandwich sliced on the diagonal — chaos in the lunchroom! Flat isn’t just food, it’s philosophy. Let’s educate the world: horizontal cuts for harmony, diagonal chaos for the lost. Slice right, live bright! 🥪✂️ #SandwichCuts #GeometricJustice #SlackingActivism
October 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM