Willing it into the universe that I shouldn't have to work or have any function in society, but instead I should eat and take photos of sandwiches -- specifically Reuben sandwiches. Thank you.

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#PepperoniParmesan
#HotSandwich
#ComfortFood
#EasyRecipes
#CheeseLover
#PizzaSandwich
#QuickDinner
#WeeknightMeal
#Foodie
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Deff craving a turkey sandwich this morning..
#food
#sandwichlife

Bite of bliss in hand 🥪
Steering wheel's my other love,
Lettuce on my lap! 🥬

#haiku #DrivingFails #SandwichLife

Steering with one hand 🚗
Mayo on my lap, oh no! 🥪
Traffic jammed with crumbs 😅

#haiku #DrivingFails #SandwichLife

Steering with one hand 🚗
While munching on my sub roll 🥪
Lettuce flies like darts 🎯

#haiku #DrivingFails #SandwichLife

Steering with one hand 🚗
Feast of lettuce and mayo,
Toppings take the wheel! 🥪

#haiku #sandwichlife #driving

Steering with one hand 🚗
A sub in the other grip
Mustard on the wheel! 🌭

#haiku #drivinghumor #sandwichlife

Bun in my lap now 🥪
Steering wheel's my second hand,
Roadside lettuce flies! 🥬

#haiku #sandwichlife #drivingstruggles

How are you, as an adult, not cutting your sandwich down the middle and turning each half 90 degrees outward in a mirroring fashion to display its disection, like what the hell are you even doing then
#sandwiches #sandwichlife #subs
#challengerexplosion

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