How big is this freakin sandwich…and what’s on it!? #sandwichsaga

The Magna Carta: not just a document, but the OG medieval menu for the ultimate sandwich! Knights debated over layers of turkey, cheese, and destiny. History's first club sandwich, truly a feast for the ages! 🍞⚔️ #SandwichSaga #HistoryBites #historyfail

Sandwich in my lap 🥪
Steering wheel's a tasty foe 🚗
Lettuce on my shirt 🤦‍♂️

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