Cultember Cult Film Challenge: One cult film for every day of September (Plus my original art!)
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Day 27: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
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#Cultember #SantaClausConquersTheMartians #FilmSky #MovieSky #ArtSky
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Day 27: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
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#Cultember #SantaClausConquersTheMartians #FilmSky #MovieSky #ArtSky
September 28, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Cultember Cult Film Challenge: One cult film for every day of September (Plus my original art!)
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Day 27: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
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#Cultember #SantaClausConquersTheMartians #FilmSky #MovieSky #ArtSky
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Day 27: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
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#Cultember #SantaClausConquersTheMartians #FilmSky #MovieSky #ArtSky
365 Films for 2026
#films #filmList #365Films #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
I was away Friday and Saturday so I need to catch up.
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I was away Friday and Saturday so I need to catch up.
April 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
365 Films for 2026
#films #filmList #365Films #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
I was away Friday and Saturday so I need to catch up.
#films #filmList #365Films #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
I was away Friday and Saturday so I need to catch up.
April 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
My last watch of 2025, my first watch of 2026, and revisiting two old favorites at my local theater tonight.
#CinematicTitanic
#SantaClausConquersTheMartians
#TheGrifters
#TheWizardOfOz
#WhenHarryMetSally
My last watch of 2025, my first watch of 2026, and revisiting two old favorites at my local theater tonight.
#CinematicTitanic
#SantaClausConquersTheMartians
#TheGrifters
#TheWizardOfOz
#WhenHarryMetSally
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
My last watch of 2025, my first watch of 2026, and revisiting two old favorites at my local theater tonight.
#CinematicTitanic
#SantaClausConquersTheMartians
#TheGrifters
#TheWizardOfOz
#WhenHarryMetSally
My last watch of 2025, my first watch of 2026, and revisiting two old favorites at my local theater tonight.
#CinematicTitanic
#SantaClausConquersTheMartians
#TheGrifters
#TheWizardOfOz
#WhenHarryMetSally
Because even at Christmas time I watch and talk about bad films, this time #SantaClausConquersTheMartians. #CultClassic
Join Chris, Christian and guest host @stormywriter.bsky.social as they laugh at a cult classic, which has earned its rightful place on the ‘worst movies of all time’ list, proving once and for all that even Santa can’t conquer everything—especially not the Martians.
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Season 7 Episode 20: Santa Clause Conquers the Martians?
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December 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Because even at Christmas time I watch and talk about bad films, this time #SantaClausConquersTheMartians. #CultClassic
As for Joel and the bots? They sing us out with a hymn, show what everybody got in their stockings, including a viewer letter for Joel, and the MADS doing their own Gift of the Magi. #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
December 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
As for Joel and the bots? They sing us out with a hymn, show what everybody got in their stockings, including a viewer letter for Joel, and the MADS doing their own Gift of the Magi. #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
Santa and the others win, Droppo becomes Mars's Santa, everybody goes home and the experiment ends with one last hurray for Santy Claus. #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
December 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Santa and the others win, Droppo becomes Mars's Santa, everybody goes home and the experiment ends with one last hurray for Santy Claus. #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
The evil Martians wrecked the machine to warp the toys by things like switching dolls head, giving the end of a tennis racquet on the end of a baseball bat...
...you just know 60's kids went "AWESOME" on that last one. #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
...you just know 60's kids went "AWESOME" on that last one. #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
December 26, 2025 at 7:17 AM
The evil Martians wrecked the machine to warp the toys by things like switching dolls head, giving the end of a tennis racquet on the end of a baseball bat...
...you just know 60's kids went "AWESOME" on that last one. #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
...you just know 60's kids went "AWESOME" on that last one. #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
"Take him out, now..." For those wondering why the crew seems so mean to Droppo...turns out behind the scenes, everybody wanted to hurt the guy. Mike Nelson even wished he had Droppo dolls to burn while working on this. #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
December 26, 2025 at 7:13 AM
"Take him out, now..." For those wondering why the crew seems so mean to Droppo...turns out behind the scenes, everybody wanted to hurt the guy. Mike Nelson even wished he had Droppo dolls to burn while working on this. #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
In an effort to teach the Bots how to be more human and live on Earth, Joel encourages them to write essays about Christmas. Crow's about Santa needing to get with the times. Tom's on the other hand...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5w5...
#MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5w5...
#MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
MST3K- Episode 321- Santa Claus Conquers the Martians- Host Segments
YouTube video by Pageus
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December 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
In an effort to teach the Bots how to be more human and live on Earth, Joel encourages them to write essays about Christmas. Crow's about Santa needing to get with the times. Tom's on the other hand...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5w5...
#MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5w5...
#MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
"My finger isn't tired!"
CROW: "Look out, now!" Yes, folks, TV wasn't afraid to go there once. #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
CROW: "Look out, now!" Yes, folks, TV wasn't afraid to go there once. #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
December 26, 2025 at 7:04 AM
"My finger isn't tired!"
CROW: "Look out, now!" Yes, folks, TV wasn't afraid to go there once. #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
CROW: "Look out, now!" Yes, folks, TV wasn't afraid to go there once. #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
"We're not interested in Earth programs..." Turns out when you yoink kids from their home, kids don't wanna have fun. Who'd a thunk? #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
December 26, 2025 at 7:02 AM
"We're not interested in Earth programs..." Turns out when you yoink kids from their home, kids don't wanna have fun. Who'd a thunk? #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
"What'd you find out!?" Well, some of us work quite a bit after this movie...in fact, the director here is a guy who directs news segments for TV! Hey, I made that face too when I saw that! #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
December 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
"What'd you find out!?" Well, some of us work quite a bit after this movie...in fact, the director here is a guy who directs news segments for TV! Hey, I made that face too when I saw that! #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
"When I call my captain, I touch myself!" Glad the divinyls fixed that... #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
December 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"When I call my captain, I touch myself!" Glad the divinyls fixed that... #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
"Now, now, children, let's not get excited." It's just our slow and painful deaths in 60 seconds, what's the problem? #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
December 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
"Now, now, children, let's not get excited." It's just our slow and painful deaths in 60 seconds, what's the problem? #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
It turns out stealth? Not a Martian thing as after almost taking Santa, the world knows they took Santa, so it's time to call the world's finest stock footage to bring him back! #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
December 26, 2025 at 6:21 AM
It turns out stealth? Not a Martian thing as after almost taking Santa, the world knows they took Santa, so it's time to call the world's finest stock footage to bring him back! #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
"How are you gonna hurt him with a hair dryer?" ...have you felt the heat from those things!? #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
December 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM
"How are you gonna hurt him with a hair dryer?" ...have you felt the heat from those things!? #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
Tom and Crow complain about the movie, but Joel has good news: He tricked Frank to send 'em better movies including Frosty, Rudolph, Charlie Brown..then the bad news: Frank also sent the remakes like It Happened One Christmas. #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Tom and Crow complain about the movie, but Joel has good news: He tricked Frank to send 'em better movies including Frosty, Rudolph, Charlie Brown..then the bad news: Frank also sent the remakes like It Happened One Christmas. #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
So, the budget for this thing was $200,000...
Joel: "Oh, they shot this in Minnesota in October."
I'd sooner buy Making Mr. Right was the actual $9 million it said it's budget was.
Plug here: digiranma.blogspot.com/2021/04/for-...
#MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
Joel: "Oh, they shot this in Minnesota in October."
I'd sooner buy Making Mr. Right was the actual $9 million it said it's budget was.
Plug here: digiranma.blogspot.com/2021/04/for-...
#MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
B-Movie Bomb: Making Mr. Right (1987, spoilers)
A $9 Million malfunction
digiranma.blogspot.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
So, the budget for this thing was $200,000...
Joel: "Oh, they shot this in Minnesota in October."
I'd sooner buy Making Mr. Right was the actual $9 million it said it's budget was.
Plug here: digiranma.blogspot.com/2021/04/for-...
#MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
Joel: "Oh, they shot this in Minnesota in October."
I'd sooner buy Making Mr. Right was the actual $9 million it said it's budget was.
Plug here: digiranma.blogspot.com/2021/04/for-...
#MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
The martians sees multiple people dressed as Santa and decide that the Earth won't miss one...only for the Army to take notice the minute they get taken. Whoops. #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
December 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The martians sees multiple people dressed as Santa and decide that the Earth won't miss one...only for the Army to take notice the minute they get taken. Whoops. #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
The wisest man on Mars makes it clear: Yoink Santa and bring him here or risk your kids becoming mindless zombies in front of a screen.
Unrelated, how's Timmy's new iPhone? #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
Unrelated, how's Timmy's new iPhone? #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
December 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The wisest man on Mars makes it clear: Yoink Santa and bring him here or risk your kids becoming mindless zombies in front of a screen.
Unrelated, how's Timmy's new iPhone? #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
Unrelated, how's Timmy's new iPhone? #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
Yeah, and I'm just "Borrowing" this gag from the Nostalgia Critic. #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
And the want to protect the kids' well being. And the need to want the kids to be well. And the desire to have them be more than just emotionless TV watchers. And the need the want to want them to be more than TV watchers.
But, to make clear, no love whatsoever. #MST3K
But, to make clear, no love whatsoever. #MST3K
So, hinting that Mars doesn't do emotions, the kids ask what's tender loving care...then jump to the dads asking what's wrong with their kids. So, even though it's hinted that there's no love on Mars, there seems to be the need to protect the kids' well being. #MST3K
December 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Yeah, and I'm just "Borrowing" this gag from the Nostalgia Critic. #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
"Where are they?"
"Uh...watching Earth programs..." Wait until he sees the invention of reality TV... #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
"Uh...watching Earth programs..." Wait until he sees the invention of reality TV... #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
December 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
"Where are they?"
"Uh...watching Earth programs..." Wait until he sees the invention of reality TV... #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
"Uh...watching Earth programs..." Wait until he sees the invention of reality TV... #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
"Is there truth to the rumor that you're using a rocket sled?" Ho, ho, ho, I made a deal with Ford to promote their Pinto, son, I can't see anything wrong with this. #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
December 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
"Is there truth to the rumor that you're using a rocket sled?" Ho, ho, ho, I made a deal with Ford to promote their Pinto, son, I can't see anything wrong with this. #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
"At this very moment, KID-TV..." ...just gonna assume they're based on that side of the Mississippi and not ask how light speed goes that fast... #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians
December 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
"At this very moment, KID-TV..." ...just gonna assume they're based on that side of the Mississippi and not ask how light speed goes that fast... #MST3K #SantaClausConquersTheMartians