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April 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Santa Jaws (2018) — Pretty sure this was filmed in some HOA’s retaining pond #badmovies #christmasmovies #santajaws
Santa Jaws (2018) — Pretty sure this was filmed in some HOA’s retaining pond
“Ho-ho-ho, you son of a fish!” Justin’s rating: Naughty AND nice! Justin’s review: Welcome to Mutant Reviewers’ Culty Christmas 2025, brought to you by Ecto-Coolers an…
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December 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Ho ho ho you son of a fish. #SantaJaws
December 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hahaha

She bugs everyone 😄

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December 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Went back and finished the last half hour that I missed falling asleep last night. Whoa boy! My favorite part was the mom paying for her Karen sins over and over.

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December 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Possibly related to the jingle shark?

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December 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM

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December 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
"No sugar cookies for you. You're gonna eat your words!"

Oh this is gonna be fun! 🤣🤣 #SantaJaws #ChristmasHorror
Im so mad I'm late but there is no way I'm not watching Santa Jaws 😂
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December 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I immediately went to unmute this cause I had to hear it.

I am ashamed.

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December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
You pulled it off! #FrightClub #SantaJaws
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
C'mon, would YOU have burned that pen?

I sure as shit wouldn't and I can't draw at all. (I *am* a mediocre writer tho, but I dunno how that would apply here).

#FrightClub #SantaJaws
December 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Maybe I should, I dunno TAG youse guys!

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At the very least, Mom got a prolonged, agonizing death before she came back to life.

I'm not quite done but it was great hanging with y'all again. See you round the campfire.
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December 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Thank you #FrightClub will ABSOLUTELY use a magic pen to conjure a #SantaJaws with you anyday! And join #CryptStatic on Wed Dec 10 at 7C for more #KolchakTheNightStalker! Episodes 3 and 4!
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
We are done, I'm afraid (well I have a couple more minutes because of ad breaks), but if you want to read the commentary while you watch, that might still be fun!

I can't deny it is legitimately a hilarious movie

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December 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
December 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
How could she not?!

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December 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
NOT AVE MARIA

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December 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Oh that was the TITS!

TWO movies added to my yearly rotation tonight along with #Hosts (2020)!

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#SantaJaws
December 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
It was all worth it to get Grandpa back as far as I'm concerned.

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December 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
An ugly christmas sweater would have attacted #SantaJaws!

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December 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM