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taiche

@taicheuk.bsky.social

#fleeceblanket #SantaJaws #Christmas #Shark Cartoon Art #christmasinjuly #christmashumor #christmasdecor #taiche www.zazzle.com/santa_jaws_c... via @zazzle

Santa Jaws Christmas Shark Cartoon Art Fleece Blanket | Zazzle

Santa Jaws Christmas Shark Cartoon Art is a Christmas design for any shark lover. Santa Shark Jaws is a fun family design for a Christmas vacation and the holidays: the art features a shark wearing a ...

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July 17, 2026 at 4:53 AM

Christmas Specials

@chrspecials.bsky.social

#Christmas #ChristmasSpecial #ChristmasMovie #SantaJaws

April 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM

Mutant Reviewers

@mutantreviewers.bsky.social

Santa Jaws (2018) — Pretty sure this was filmed in some HOA’s retaining pond #badmovies #christmasmovies #santajaws

Santa Jaws (2018) — Pretty sure this was filmed in some HOA’s retaining pond

“Ho-ho-ho, you son of a fish!” Justin’s rating: Naughty AND nice! Justin’s review: Welcome to Mutant Reviewers’ Culty Christmas 2025, brought to you by Ecto-Coolers an…

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December 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM

SkitchP

@skitchp.bsky.social

Ho ho ho you son of a fish. #SantaJaws

December 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM

Fright Club

@frightya.bsky.social

Hahaha

She bugs everyone 😄

#SantaJaws #FrightClub

December 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM

Hands of Rutger Hauer

@thehandsofrutger.bsky.social

Went back and finished the last half hour that I missed falling asleep last night. Whoa boy! My favorite part was the mom paying for her Karen sins over and over.

#FrightClub
#SantaJaws

December 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM

Discordian

@discordian.ca

Possibly related to the jingle shark?

#SantaJaws

December 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM

☁️Hourly🤖Breezing💨

@hourlybreezing.ntw.app

Bluesky's Top 10 Trending Words (past 60min):
💨x1* - ukraine 🔓
💨x1* - democracy 🔓
💨x76 - kelce
💨x65 - mahomes
💨x52 - chiefs
💨x1* - gaza 🔓
💨x43 - lotr
💨x42 - 愉悦
💨x35 - pixar
💨x33 - stroud
*🔓 = Unlocked Emergency Words (see img)

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Word Cloud; its top words (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): ukraine*, democracy*, kelce, mahomes, chiefs, gaza*, lotr, 愉悦, pixar, stroud, rashee, 2025-12-08, 1﹐632, ogunbowale, butker, stahl, kc, 1﹐633, arrowhead, texans, yae, kelce's, collinsworth, benin, lesley, demeco, 405, wars/trek, receivers, gac, cinnabon, al-shaair, 2025/12/08, サンポ, washable, travis, steamer, thaïlande, mattingly, hydraulic, cambodja, brushless, 20-10, tirico, non-slip, interception, cuellar, compartment, carlsson, cambodian, 2-in-1, レーダー, リーリヤ, バザール, upholstery, trav, swivel, stallone, shelving, ryans, romo, reid, netflix-warner, ndaa, nagy, kareem, inflatables, hepa, cj, cambodge, btu, 照射, アッハ, nonstick, megs, lumbar, lighted, honorees, furfest, frontière, freestanding, expandable, entryway, detachable, collapsible, capsized, azeez, anti-slip, affrontements, 6-7, 3-in-1, 271, 12/8, 12/7/25, 楽園, ベルーナ, workstation, whitaker, treadmills, sugarplum, soldat, sennecke, self-cleaning, sealer, schwarber, rollers, recessed, planarcadia, pitre, pennywise, moedas, microfiber, mcduffie, mattresses, marvel, lids, leakproof, langs, kent, kc's, ints, interceptions, incline, haftalar, elation, dimmable, derry, dcor, data's, congratulating, concussed, certipur-us, cambodia, bpa, barbell, airstrikes, afc, 8ft, 810, 7-1, 500lbs, 1500w, 12v, 12/7/2025, 12/08, 월요일, 모차, 囚人, 付け根, ローグ, むさし, ぴあ, đồ, zoomers, zoomer, waisted, velitas, vases, utensils, upholstered, ultrasonic, triathlon, trek, tora, thầy, surplus, snf, shams, rpm, reprennent, reformer, rectangular, reclining, playroom, playback, nozzle, militaires, lợi, lockable, livingroom, labirinto, kansas, inflator, indoor/outdoor, individualism, hou, heavy-duty, hanania, gif, foldable, eczema, dumbbell, divider, daybed, cộng, cris, cob, clemens, chestnuts, celta

Hashtag Cloud; its hashtagged words/phrases (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): chiefs, nfl, tngsunnight, christmas, snf, texans, travel, chiefskingdom, welcometoderry, houvskc, outdoor, sissy, fitness, sports, homedecor, black, metal, itwelcometoderry, gift, women, white, public, kids, storage, football, discover, china, bedroom, starwars, santajaws, kitchen, heavyduty, garden, eu, workout, waterproof, running, portable, moviesky, mcm, htownmade, gym, exercise, decor, bathroom, soccer, remotecontrol, home, camping, 910, monsterdon, livingroom, lightweight, artadventcalendar, startrek, stainlesssteel, rhop, office, netflix, homeoffice, homeimprovement, homegym, holiday, hiking, green, fnaf, fashion, digital, baseball, baby, abudhabigp, shindanmaker, retro, mashupchocolateandfilms, health, hashtaggames, golf, girls, gifts, furniture, diy, comfort, birthday, 漫画, wallmount, tradingcards, toddler, timer, security, party, mff, luxury, gardening, cooking, compact, blue, anighttoremember, accessories, 644, yoga, wethepeople, wedding, vintage, treadmill, tools, summer, strengthtraining, standwithukraine, safety, radioapple, pawg, outdoors, nato, indoor, foldable, fall, exhibitionist, durable, display, collectibles, cleaning, beige, adjustable, waterfilter, toys, startrektng, stainless, solar, rustic, pet, patio, officechair, multifunctional, mff2025, men, memoryfoam, mattress, london, ledlights, large, icemaker, hunting, heavy-duty, grey, garage, farmhouse, exerciseequipment, decoration, cordless, catsky, bpafree, bluetooth, automatic, 용돈, 섹스, xmas, wallmounted, steel, sm, selfcleaning, rv, russiaisaterroriststate, renewed, red, rechargeable, plants, pets, partysupplies, outdoorcooking, organizer, modern, mini, led, landonorris, kingsize, gps, giftideas, fan, electric, diamondpainting, crime, christmastree, breathable, boys, bed, batterypowered, adjustableheight, abstractart, abstract, wireless, weddingdecor, wastebasket, vacuumcleaner, training, tent, tabletop, support, summerhouse, stoprussia, sportswear

Emoji Cloud; its emojis (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): 🎅🏼, 🇲🇩, 🇬🇱, 🇬🇪, 🇦🇲, 🐻‍❄️, 🇦🇪, 🧑, 💒, 🏉, 🎢, 🇪🇺, ☝🏾, 🫑, 🪖, 🧑‍🎄, 🤸, 🚑, 😦, 🕠, 🏵, 🏩, 🎾, 🎄, 🌉, ㊙, ➰, ⛈, 🫳🏻, 🫐, 🫏, 🪸, 🪲, 🪞, 🩰, 🧤, 🧜, 🧚🏻‍♀️, 🧚, 🧘‍♀️, 🧎‍♂️, 🦸‍♂️, 🦦, 🥾, 🥨, 🥌, 🤿, 🤷🏿‍♂️, 🤶, 🤦🏾, 🤦🏽‍♂️, 🤚🏻, 🤘🏾, 🛹, 🛶, 🛏️, 🛏, 🚮, 🚜, 🙋🏽‍♀️, 🙇🏻‍♂️, 🙇‍♂️, 😾, 🖥, 🖖🏼, 🖌️, 🔶, 🔔, 🔓, 🔌, 🔋, 📮, 📤, 💟, 💑, 👼, 👶🏻, 👵🏻, 👬, 👫, 👨‍💻, 👨, 👢, 👊🏻, 👈🏻, 🐵, 🐁, 🏖️, 🏍, 🏌🏾‍♂️, 🏋️, 🏇, 🎠, 🎍, 🎌, 🎅🏽, 🎅, 🎁, 🍨, 🌨, 🌗, 🌖, 🈶, 🈵, 🈳, 🇻🇳, 🇹🇼, 🇹🇭, 🇸🇾, 🇰🇼, 🇯🇴, 🇭🇺, 🇪🇪, 🆙, ➗, ✴, ✋🏻, ⛸️, ⛄, ⚧️, ♦, ♐, ♈, ☹, ☄, ☃️, ☃, ◀️, ⏲, ↪️, ↗️

Emoji Legend
💨x# | "Increased Trending Rate" for a Word (meaningful value; "💨x8 - burger" will mean "burger" is trending at 8 times its own normal rate for this time of day)
🔓 | "Unlocked" Ongoing Emergency Word (such words are not weighted down by their own previous usage; their *ongoing* increased usage--weeks, months, years--would otherwise move them down the list.)

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⚠️💨# | "Trend Strength Rating"
⚠️🌀💨 | "Trend Strength Rating" (see above)
⚠️🌀 CAT. # | [same; "CAT." = Category, like hurricane]
💬# | 10min Post Count
🆎# | 10min Word Count
🙂# | 10min Emoji Count

December 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM

Trending Tags (Beta)

@trendtags.bsky.social

🌟 Trending Now on BlueSky (Last 1 hour):

#art #nsfw #Photography #gay #FrightClub #青空ごはん部 #oc #섹블 #AIイラスト #TNGSunNight #mcm #cock #gayporn #Furry #SantaJaws

Trends refresh every hour.

December 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM

♋️ꛘꛈꛕ𖢉ꚲ♋️

@cloudlandia.blacksky.app

"No sugar cookies for you. You're gonna eat your words!"

Oh this is gonna be fun! 🤣🤣 #SantaJaws #ChristmasHorror

♋️ꛘꛈꛕ𖢉ꚲ♋️ @cloudlandia.blacksky.app · Dec 8

Im so mad I'm late but there is no way I'm not watching Santa Jaws 😂

Fright Club @frightya.bsky.social · Dec 8

Wanna see #FrightClub get bitten by #SantaJaws 🎅🦈 tonight? By popular demand! Here ⬇️ at 10ET/9C/8M/7P!

Tubi: tubitv.com/movies/10001...
Prime: www.amazon.com/gp/video/det...

More listings: www.justwatch.com/us/movie/san...

December 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM

ManWithPez

@manwithpez.bsky.social

I immediately went to unmute this cause I had to hear it.

I am ashamed.

#FrightClub
#SantaJaws

December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM

ManWithPez

@manwithpez.bsky.social

You pulled it off! #FrightClub #SantaJaws

December 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM

Joe_Ted_Jerome

@joetedjerome.bsky.social

C'mon, would YOU have burned that pen?

I sure as shit wouldn't and I can't draw at all. (I *am* a mediocre writer tho, but I dunno how that would apply here).

#FrightClub #SantaJaws

December 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM

Joe_Ted_Jerome

@joetedjerome.bsky.social

Maybe I should, I dunno TAG youse guys!

#FrightClub #SantaJaws

Joe_Ted_Jerome @joetedjerome.bsky.social · Dec 8

At the very least, Mom got a prolonged, agonizing death before she came back to life.

I'm not quite done but it was great hanging with y'all again. See you round the campfire.

a man wearing a cowboy hat sits next to a man wearing a hoodie that says ' chill '

Alt: a man wearing a cowboy hat sits next to a man wearing a hoodie that says ' chill '

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December 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM

ManWithPez

@manwithpez.bsky.social

STAAAAHP!!!
#FrightClub
#SantaJaws

a woman in a blue tank top is drinking from a mug .

ALT: a woman in a blue tank top is drinking from a mug .

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December 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM

ManWithPez

@manwithpez.bsky.social

Thank you #FrightClub will ABSOLUTELY use a magic pen to conjure a #SantaJaws with you anyday! And join #CryptStatic on Wed Dec 10 at 7C for more #KolchakTheNightStalker! Episodes 3 and 4!

December 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM

Fright Club

@frightya.bsky.social

We are done, I'm afraid (well I have a couple more minutes because of ad breaks), but if you want to read the commentary while you watch, that might still be fun!

I can't deny it is legitimately a hilarious movie

#SantaJaws 🧑‍🎄🦈 #FrightClub

December 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM