I feel so much better about social security in jeopardy and paying higher taxes and alienating our global allies and deporting citizen toddlers and a crashing stock market and a Chinese-American naval standoff and religious coup now that Donald Trump and Republicans have caught a dozen criminals.
April 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
January 19, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Good overview video:
So advantage insurers make $1600 per person per year from taxpayers (2x what they get from industrial insurance policies)
THEN they dump people when they get too sick back onto the taxpayers.
(SarcasmAlert)Because adding more middle men always saves money (/SarcasmAlert)
So advantage insurers make $1600 per person per year from taxpayers (2x what they get from industrial insurance policies)
THEN they dump people when they get too sick back onto the taxpayers.
(SarcasmAlert)Because adding more middle men always saves money (/SarcasmAlert)
January 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Good overview video:
So advantage insurers make $1600 per person per year from taxpayers (2x what they get from industrial insurance policies)
THEN they dump people when they get too sick back onto the taxpayers.
(SarcasmAlert)Because adding more middle men always saves money (/SarcasmAlert)
So advantage insurers make $1600 per person per year from taxpayers (2x what they get from industrial insurance policies)
THEN they dump people when they get too sick back onto the taxpayers.
(SarcasmAlert)Because adding more middle men always saves money (/SarcasmAlert)
#SarcasmAlert
(… wait for it)
(… wait for it)
Welcome to America;
where our president
is publicly
saying nice things about,
giving immunity to,
and suggesting a possible pardon for
a well-connected
child sex trafficker.
But I’m sure he’s got a good reason.
where our president
is publicly
saying nice things about,
giving immunity to,
and suggesting a possible pardon for
a well-connected
child sex trafficker.
But I’m sure he’s got a good reason.
July 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
#SarcasmAlert
(… wait for it)
(… wait for it)
Oh good the auditory hallucinations part of my clinical depression have shown up cause I've missed them. 🤦♀️🤯😳🤪
#sarcasmalert xo
#sarcasmalert xo
March 22, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Oh good the auditory hallucinations part of my clinical depression have shown up cause I've missed them. 🤦♀️🤯😳🤪
#sarcasmalert xo
#sarcasmalert xo
Next up.... it's wild #they would want to do this, but hey, at least we got a heads up, right? #sarcasmalert
December 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Next up.... it's wild #they would want to do this, but hey, at least we got a heads up, right? #sarcasmalert
Rep. Roger Williams: "People need to quit demonstrating, quit yelling at law enforcement, challenging law enforcement, and begin to get civil."
January 9, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Manchineel trees don't produce sweet apples, and Trump's picks won't bring progress! #SarcasmAlert #CabinetControversy
November 21, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Manchineel trees don't produce sweet apples, and Trump's picks won't bring progress! #SarcasmAlert #CabinetControversy
Growing up as a descendant of Ukrainians, it was difficult getting Swan in Canada 😞
The only Swan we could afford was deep in the Canadian Swan mountains 🏔️ where many wild Swan roam free 🦢
#sarcasmalert
The only Swan we could afford was deep in the Canadian Swan mountains 🏔️ where many wild Swan roam free 🦢
#sarcasmalert
September 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Growing up as a descendant of Ukrainians, it was difficult getting Swan in Canada 😞
The only Swan we could afford was deep in the Canadian Swan mountains 🏔️ where many wild Swan roam free 🦢
#sarcasmalert
The only Swan we could afford was deep in the Canadian Swan mountains 🏔️ where many wild Swan roam free 🦢
#sarcasmalert
#SarcasmAlert; or, is it?
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—As part of the DHS drawdown from Minneapolis, on Thursday Tom Homan ordered all 700 ICE agents leaving the city to return their signing bonuses to him in a paper bag.
MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—As part of the DHS drawdown from Minneapolis, on Thursday Tom Homan ordered all 700 ICE agents leaving the city to return their signing bonuses to him in a paper bag.
Tom Homan Demands ICE Agents Return Their Signing Bonuses to Him in Paper Bag
The border czar instructed them to place $50,000 into a paper bag from the restaurant chain Cava.
open.substack.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:14 AM
#SarcasmAlert; or, is it?
#SarcasmAlert He may be nominated to a cabinet in this administration
January 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
#SarcasmAlert He may be nominated to a cabinet in this administration
Manchineel trees don't produce sweet apples, and Trump's picks won't bring progress! #SarcasmAlert #CabinetControversy
November 21, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Manchineel trees don't produce sweet apples, and Trump's picks won't bring progress! #SarcasmAlert #CabinetControversy
🇬🇧 Goodbye vaccines – it was a nice social experiment while it lasted.
Now, onwards and upwards with a vaccine-only approach on Plague Island, only without vaccines.
We're going full under-developed nation in Plague Kingdom.
Novavax? Gotta be kidding. We're not even getting a saline placebo... ☠
Now, onwards and upwards with a vaccine-only approach on Plague Island, only without vaccines.
We're going full under-developed nation in Plague Kingdom.
Novavax? Gotta be kidding. We're not even getting a saline placebo... ☠
November 14, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Tak furt lepší než ta nezkušená komunistka Kamala
#sarcasmalert
#sarcasmalert
July 4, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Tak furt lepší než ta nezkušená komunistka Kamala
#sarcasmalert
#sarcasmalert
#SarcasmAlert — but #jfkJr is a big fat liar 🤥
I’m shocked to hear that the guy who swam in rock creek park in jeans is lying.
RFK seems to have lied to Congress a lot
May 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
#SarcasmAlert — but #jfkJr is a big fat liar 🤥
"A sector responsible for around two-thirds of EU farm emissions and that uses a third of its land is no longer a problem to manage but an asset to defend." 🤦 #SarcasmAlert
The way EU Commission is pretending that methane emissions from livestock herds don't impact climate warming is "a kind of wishful thinking”
EU Comm says emissions cuts can come through tech fixes, not numbers reduction
Its own climate advisers say that won't work
www.politico.eu/article/eu-l...
EU Comm says emissions cuts can come through tech fixes, not numbers reduction
Its own climate advisers say that won't work
www.politico.eu/article/eu-l...
The EU’s paradigm shift on cows
Europe’s plan to support livestock farmers recasts a climate problem as a strategic asset.
www.politico.eu
July 21, 2026 at 12:11 PM
"A sector responsible for around two-thirds of EU farm emissions and that uses a third of its land is no longer a problem to manage but an asset to defend." 🤦 #SarcasmAlert
How extraordinary and unexpected....https://news.sky.com/story/leaked-recording-reveals-top-tory-knew-of-flaws-in-post-brexit-plan-to-return-illegal-migrants-13367821 #sarcasmalert
Leaked recording reveals top Tory knew of flaws in post-Brexit plan to return illegal migrants
In response tonight, the Tories insisted that Chris Philp was not saying the Tories did not have a plan for how to handle asylum seekers post Brexit.
news.sky.com
May 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
How extraordinary and unexpected....https://news.sky.com/story/leaked-recording-reveals-top-tory-knew-of-flaws-in-post-brexit-plan-to-return-illegal-migrants-13367821 #sarcasmalert
#SarcasmAlert Hey Columbia, dont send those Red Roses for Valentines! MAGARS need to see what opposition means!
January 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
#SarcasmAlert Hey Columbia, dont send those Red Roses for Valentines! MAGARS need to see what opposition means!
Seems timely after nearly 1,000 cases have already occurred.
US CDC deploys staff to curb South Carolina's measles outbreak
U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention staff will arrive in South Carolina next week to help the state contain the largest measles outbreak in the country in decades, a state official said i...
www.reuters.com
March 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Hey I know inflation is out of control and a lot of folks can’t afford basic necessities, but at least we’re tackling waste fraud and abuse by buying… *checks notes* 250 Escalades for the government.
July 28, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Great idea!
Locate in an area where drought won’t ever be a problem for nuclear plants that need water or data centers that need cooling. Perfect.
And surely more cost effective than wind or solar, right?
Locate in an area where drought won’t ever be a problem for nuclear plants that need water or data centers that need cooling. Perfect.
And surely more cost effective than wind or solar, right?
June 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
🇺🇸 HELLO FARMERS: “AMERICA FIRST”… EXCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR BEEF! 🐄🇦🇷🤣
#HelloFarmers #fyp #magarepublicans
#AmericaFirstExceptFarmers
#ArgentinaBeef
#FarmersDeserveBetter
#KeepVoting
#PoliticalSatire
#WakeUpFarmers
#ActionsHaveConsequences
#SupportAmericanFarmers
#SarcasmAlert
#HelloFarmers #fyp #magarepublicans
#AmericaFirstExceptFarmers
#ArgentinaBeef
#FarmersDeserveBetter
#KeepVoting
#PoliticalSatire
#WakeUpFarmers
#ActionsHaveConsequences
#SupportAmericanFarmers
#SarcasmAlert
August 23, 2026 at 2:49 PM
🇺🇸 HELLO FARMERS: “AMERICA FIRST”… EXCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR BEEF! 🐄🇦🇷🤣
#HelloFarmers #fyp #magarepublicans
#AmericaFirstExceptFarmers
#ArgentinaBeef
#FarmersDeserveBetter
#KeepVoting
#PoliticalSatire
#WakeUpFarmers
#ActionsHaveConsequences
#SupportAmericanFarmers
#SarcasmAlert
#HelloFarmers #fyp #magarepublicans
#AmericaFirstExceptFarmers
#ArgentinaBeef
#FarmersDeserveBetter
#KeepVoting
#PoliticalSatire
#WakeUpFarmers
#ActionsHaveConsequences
#SupportAmericanFarmers
#SarcasmAlert
Agreed. Thus the hashtag >>> #sarcasmalert
June 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Agreed. Thus the hashtag >>> #sarcasmalert
We all know cats are a euphemism of pussy, ergo, you love sex. Since you love sex, you have a sex addiction.
So, how's my conspiracy theory building hobby doing? Lol.
#sarcasmalert
I'm considering making a huge drive next week for an interview for a job that MIGHT possibly keep me losing it all.
So, how's my conspiracy theory building hobby doing? Lol.
#sarcasmalert
I'm considering making a huge drive next week for an interview for a job that MIGHT possibly keep me losing it all.
August 23, 2024 at 6:39 PM
We all know cats are a euphemism of pussy, ergo, you love sex. Since you love sex, you have a sex addiction.
So, how's my conspiracy theory building hobby doing? Lol.
#sarcasmalert
I'm considering making a huge drive next week for an interview for a job that MIGHT possibly keep me losing it all.
So, how's my conspiracy theory building hobby doing? Lol.
#sarcasmalert
I'm considering making a huge drive next week for an interview for a job that MIGHT possibly keep me losing it all.