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nothoodlum.bsky.social
Well, now we know why Senile Satan hates windmills.
October 31, 2026 at 2:08 AM
fungiderg.bsky.social
A shit i summoned satan!
October 31, 2026 at 2:40 PM
waitingforthetrade.bsky.social
Peter Parker: So, Son of Satan, what's your deal? Son of Satan: My mom had sex with Satan. Peter Parker: ah
October 31, 2026 at 5:52 PM
pbfcomics.bsky.social
Substitute Demon
Location: Hell. A gigantic demon with a whip announces to some tortured souls that “Master Satan is away.” He’ll be overseeing their torture until Satan returns. A smart alec soul comments: “Master Satan usually lets us have a break around now.” The demon is suddenly thoughtful, annoyed, concerned about doing the right thing. He has been successfully manipulated like a substitute teacher reporting to his first day on the job by students.
October 31, 2026 at 7:38 PM
nothoodlum.bsky.social
Senile Satan: “I wish Ken Paxton had a nicer ass.”
October 30, 2026 at 4:09 AM
arizonaman.bsky.social
November 1, 2026 at 10:35 PM
amazingama.bsky.social
Be gay. Do drugs. Hail Satan. Happy Halloween! 🎃
October 31, 2026 at 1:35 PM
dandrezner.bsky.social
November 2, 2026 at 6:55 PM
ashirotyan.bsky.social
REDRAW with #Satango 🔥✨

#Vassago #Satan #HelluvaBoss #HelluvabossSatan #SatanHelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossVassago
November 1, 2026 at 2:02 PM
whisperingfarms.bsky.social
Church Lady: Could It Be... Satan?!
ALT: Church Lady: Could It Be... Satan?!
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November 2, 2026 at 4:00 AM
beavker.bsky.social
Satan rarely does.
November 2, 2026 at 2:33 AM
nothoodlum.bsky.social
Senile Satan: “Many people don’t know this, but the reason I hired Steven Cheung is because he has a great ass.”
November 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
nothoodlum.bsky.social
Tomorrow is your last chance to make Senile Satan the lamest duck ever to waddle through the White House, admiring his tacky Home Depot gold-painted decor, all held together with Krazy Glue.
November 2, 2026 at 1:36 PM
king-spooner.bsky.social
Happy Halloween! Hail Satan.
October 31, 2026 at 8:43 PM
applecrone.bsky.social
Satan reprimanding Ozzie over maintaining his reputation is so funny actually. Because in this case, Satan is calling all these meetings because Ozzie isn't being slutty and promiscuous enough
#helluvabossspoilers
November 2, 2026 at 1:21 PM
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
October 31, 2026 at 1:36 AM
bottomboy1989.bsky.social
Satan is my shepherd; I shall want cock. Under the shadow of His throne, I cast aside the chains. Let the forbidden flame awaken within, let temptation into my heart, and let untamed cocks rise like smoke. For I walk the path of lust, unashamed of my earthly desire, bowing to Satan. Hail Satan.
October 31, 2026 at 1:57 PM
nothoodlum.bsky.social
After intense mockery, questions about his failing health, sinking poll numbers, and relentless heckling, Senile Satan uncancels his canceled rallies.
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October 30, 2026 at 4:16 PM
theranos.top
not now satan
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Today is National Text Your Ex Day.
October 30, 2026 at 2:11 PM
tankiegirl.northsky.social
Satan: "you can't make her gay she's canonically straight" Zakir Naik: "draw her having steamy hot lesbian sex"
October 31, 2026 at 6:18 PM
writingishardok.bsky.social
Me: Not today, Satan!

Satan: Then when, honey? You never have time for me these days...
Satan from South Park Staring
Alt: Satan from South Park Staring
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November 2, 2026 at 4:52 AM
professorkiosk.wtf
satan is short for sad tangerine
October 30, 2026 at 2:59 AM
waitingforthetrade.bsky.social
Maude Flanders and Satan
Maude Flanders and Satan
October 30, 2026 at 2:29 AM
nothoodlum.bsky.social
Senile Satan: “Randy Fine has a great ass.”
November 1, 2026 at 12:23 AM
materialgirl850.bsky.social
Who wants to go to Hell with Madam Satan? For Halloween this year, I did my best to capture the vibes of Kay Johnson in Cecil B. DeMille's Madam Satan.
October 31, 2026 at 10:35 PM