Knock, knock, knockin’ on Satan’s door.
July 28, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Knock, knock, knockin’ on Satan’s door.
Jimmy Kimmel on Senile Satan’s so-called “Golden Age.”
September 20, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Jimmy Kimmel on Senile Satan’s so-called “Golden Age.”
Satan’s other side
March 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Satan’s other side
From Satan's acct over on Hellbird. LOL
November 15, 2024 at 12:13 PM
From Satan's acct over on Hellbird. LOL
And then, like Senile Satan’s cheap suits, they’ll fold.
October 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
And then, like Senile Satan’s cheap suits, they’ll fold.
You walked into Satan's room without warning. #hazbinhotelfanart
January 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
You walked into Satan's room without warning. #hazbinhotelfanart
November 30, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Being in Epstein’s birthday book is like being in Satan’s yearbook.
July 18, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Being in Epstein’s birthday book is like being in Satan’s yearbook.
JD Vance Happy South Park Depicted Him As Satan’s Asshole Luber
August 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
JD Vance Happy South Park Depicted Him As Satan’s Asshole Luber
People out here sucking Satan's cock and justifying it by saying their mouth is a decentralized network
October 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
People out here sucking Satan's cock and justifying it by saying their mouth is a decentralized network
Here’s a compilation of Senile Satan’s imaginary Iran deals.
July 10, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Here’s a compilation of Senile Satan’s imaginary Iran deals.
MIT has rejected Fat Satan’s blackmail, making it the first university not to bend the knee.
October 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
MIT has rejected Fat Satan’s blackmail, making it the first university not to bend the knee.
so..... is there a Mr. Satan's Wife
March 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
so..... is there a Mr. Satan's Wife
I just want to point out that I have NEVER called Stephen Miller "Satan's Butt Plug."
What I ACTUALLY said was that Stephen Miller's HEAD was Satan's Butt Plug.
And I wish people would stop twisting my words.
What I ACTUALLY said was that Stephen Miller's HEAD was Satan's Butt Plug.
And I wish people would stop twisting my words.
if Stephen Miller is “Satan’s Butt Plug” (credit John Fugelsang
(@johnfugelsang.bsky.social), then what do we call Emil Bove?
(@johnfugelsang.bsky.social), then what do we call Emil Bove?
October 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I just want to point out that I have NEVER called Stephen Miller "Satan's Butt Plug."
What I ACTUALLY said was that Stephen Miller's HEAD was Satan's Butt Plug.
And I wish people would stop twisting my words.
What I ACTUALLY said was that Stephen Miller's HEAD was Satan's Butt Plug.
And I wish people would stop twisting my words.
Interrogating Satan's errand boy...
April 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Interrogating Satan's errand boy...
Satan's Spawns 👹💯🪓🍄🟫💥☠️
July 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Satan's Spawns 👹💯🪓🍄🟫💥☠️
Satan's disciple runs the US military.
Pete Hegseth's pastor says he wants James Talarico to die and be crucified:
Podcast host: "I pray that God kills him."
Pete Hegseth's pastor: "Right, right. We want him crucified"
Podcast host: "I pray that God kills him."
Pete Hegseth's pastor: "Right, right. We want him crucified"
March 25, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Satan's disciple runs the US military.
It's still empirically possible that Trump is Satan's plan to make George W. Bush look good.
December 5, 2024 at 1:53 AM
It's still empirically possible that Trump is Satan's plan to make George W. Bush look good.
The important thing to remember about JD Vance is that he’s proud to apply baby oil to Satan’s asshole.
August 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The important thing to remember about JD Vance is that he’s proud to apply baby oil to Satan’s asshole.
Good morning and happy Tuesday to everyone. Fat Satan's approval rating has fallen below 30% for the first time ever. We can do better.
September 22, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Good morning and happy Tuesday to everyone. Fat Satan's approval rating has fallen below 30% for the first time ever. We can do better.
We're Satan's little helpers (not a typo) 😈
📸 @avocadosnek.bsky.social
(feat. @phoebefurry.bsky.social)
📸 @avocadosnek.bsky.social
(feat. @phoebefurry.bsky.social)
December 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
We're Satan's little helpers (not a typo) 😈
📸 @avocadosnek.bsky.social
(feat. @phoebefurry.bsky.social)
📸 @avocadosnek.bsky.social
(feat. @phoebefurry.bsky.social)
my girlfriend is gone at work, which is obviously satan's doing
October 1, 2026 at 3:10 PM
my girlfriend is gone at work, which is obviously satan's doing
SAD NEWS: Senile Satan’s head ferret has been diagnosed with a severe case of Postmortem Traumatic Stress Syndrome.
August 7, 2026 at 8:32 PM
SAD NEWS: Senile Satan’s head ferret has been diagnosed with a severe case of Postmortem Traumatic Stress Syndrome.
Go Nagai Presents: Satan's Large Naturals.
October 2, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Go Nagai Presents: Satan's Large Naturals.