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snarky-orwell.bsky.social
Please be patient, we are dismantling democracy as quickly as possible!

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October 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
snarky-orwell.bsky.social
Actual quote from actual president!

Ah yes… the old ‘things happen’ defense. A timeless classic from the Ministry of Selective Outrage.

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November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
curiouslyclever.bsky.social
Oh thank goodness! The thought of such ethical, forward thinking innovators being falsely accused of fraud... Prayer really does work.

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February 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
snarky-orwell.bsky.social
I wasn’t giving you a roadmap, I was flashing a warning sign! It’s still flashing… brighter than ever. Are you still ignoring it?

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October 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
snarky-orwell.bsky.social
The man wrote 1984 and still wasn’t cynical enough to predict we’d voluntarily carry around telescreens that monitor our thoughts for precrime.

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Me: -so after it became apparent that 'retarded' had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like 'handicapped' or 'special needs' in an attempt to - George Orwell, whom I've dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I'm lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket? It listens to you all the time? Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that's a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture. So any attempt to /exographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can't be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees- Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?
October 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
snarky-orwell.bsky.social
Funny how the names stay the same while the meanings… drift. If Orwell were alive, he’d be taking notes faster than Congress rolls over to show its soft underbelly.

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December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
artisticadventures.bsky.social
#TrumpHumor #OrangeMenace #PoliticalParody #LaughAtTheOrangeOne #MangoMussolini #PoliticalComedy #SatiricalAF #ResistFascism
August 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM