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May 22, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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April 12, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Giving in is giving up.
Don't give those bastards the satisfaction.
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Don't give those bastards the satisfaction.
Who's with me? 🇺🇸
December 7, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Giving in is giving up.
Don't give those bastards the satisfaction.
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Early morning satisfaction.
March 25, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Early morning satisfaction.
Soapy satisfaction 🫧💦
May 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Soapy satisfaction 🫧💦
SATISFACTION
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
SATISFACTION
Sunday Slopping Satisfaction
August 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Sunday Slopping Satisfaction
Don’t threaten us with satisfaction
Nice to see Cuomo finally being a team player and campaigning for Zohran
July 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Don’t threaten us with satisfaction
Don't engage. Just block. They want to push their rage bait on here. Don't give them the satisfaction.
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October 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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I will read his obituary with the greatest satisfaction.
March 30, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I will read his obituary with the greatest satisfaction.
Sorry but standing in your kitchen eating rotisserie chicken fresh off a store run is peak satisfaction.
August 4, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Sorry but standing in your kitchen eating rotisserie chicken fresh off a store run is peak satisfaction.
The satisfaction of generosity?
"Efficiency" means making things work better, not just cutting all spending.
As Elon Musk and his fellow Trump stooges are just learning now, you don't make government more efficient by eliminating all essential personnel and functions.
They 100% own the stunning decline in air safety.
As Elon Musk and his fellow Trump stooges are just learning now, you don't make government more efficient by eliminating all essential personnel and functions.
They 100% own the stunning decline in air safety.
As Newark Liberty International Airport struggled with technological disruptions and staffing shortages, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy warned on Sunday that more U.S. airports could face similar disruptions this summer.
May 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The satisfaction of generosity?
My guess: Pam's finally scrubbed his name from the files to his satisfaction.
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
My guess: Pam's finally scrubbed his name from the files to his satisfaction.
Wells Fargo, you picked the wroooooong person to send a customer satisfaction survey to.
October 16, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Wells Fargo, you picked the wroooooong person to send a customer satisfaction survey to.
The block button gives me so much satisfaction.
November 17, 2024 at 3:35 AM
The block button gives me so much satisfaction.
renovations have been completed to her satisfaction
May 8, 2026 at 11:27 AM
renovations have been completed to her satisfaction
They (the Republicans) want you to give up. Don't give them the satisfaction.
December 19, 2024 at 6:06 PM
They (the Republicans) want you to give up. Don't give them the satisfaction.
Satisfaction and Growth
April 25, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Satisfaction and Growth
UPDATE: Carter on beach. Satisfaction achieved.
June 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
UPDATE: Carter on beach. Satisfaction achieved.
Give me the level of self satisfaction and confidence this boy exudes
December 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Give me the level of self satisfaction and confidence this boy exudes
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September 25, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Batemoor’s MBA program puts particular emphasis on executive satisfaction.
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