His dad definitely paid someone to take his SATs.
September 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
His dad definitely paid someone to take his SATs.
Maybe we can find the guy who was paid to take Trump’s SATs for him and make him president. Couldn’t get much worse.
March 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Maybe we can find the guy who was paid to take Trump’s SATs for him and make him president. Couldn’t get much worse.
*slams down SATs* NOW GIVE ME THE KNIFE YOU BASTARDS
If I knew skipping jail time was one of the perks of the gifted program I would’ve made an effort
March 26, 2024 at 3:54 AM
*slams down SATs* NOW GIVE ME THE KNIFE YOU BASTARDS
i would pay an insane amount of money to watch him take the SATs
June 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
i would pay an insane amount of money to watch him take the SATs
Imagine talking about SATs when you’re in your 30s and 40s. Extreme loser energy
February 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Imagine talking about SATs when you’re in your 30s and 40s. Extreme loser energy
Pogs for people that bombed the SATs
October 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Pogs for people that bombed the SATs
I hate any and all discussion of SATs. But I have to mock Christopher Rufo
July 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I hate any and all discussion of SATs. But I have to mock Christopher Rufo
I just want everyone to know that Mamdani did way better on his SATs than I did and my job is basically “professional smart guy on the internet.”
Maybe my expectations are unreasonably high for humans, but I find it very difficult to imagine thinking this, let alone thinking to publish it. The “savor” speaks volumes.
July 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I just want everyone to know that Mamdani did way better on his SATs than I did and my job is basically “professional smart guy on the internet.”
When does Saylor liquidate all the $8.99 Logitech mouses at the microstrategy office to “stack sats?”
November 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
When does Saylor liquidate all the $8.99 Logitech mouses at the microstrategy office to “stack sats?”
we should be able to take the SATs again for fun
October 14, 2024 at 6:50 PM
we should be able to take the SATs again for fun
when i took the SATs, it was out of 10
July 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
when i took the SATs, it was out of 10
Welcome to the SATs - your score today may determine which College Loan you'll be paying well into your 40s.
Let's begin.
Let's begin.
December 9, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Welcome to the SATs - your score today may determine which College Loan you'll be paying well into your 40s.
Let's begin.
Let's begin.
I got like 40 points worse than zohran on the SATs and conservatives now think I’m a fucking moron :-(
July 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I got like 40 points worse than zohran on the SATs and conservatives now think I’m a fucking moron :-(
There's currently four of these LEO satellite "megaconstellations" in progress:
Amazon Leo: 3,236 sats
Qianfan: 15,000 sats
Guowang: 13,000 sats
Starlink: 12,000-34,400 sats.
Amazon Leo: 3,236 sats
Qianfan: 15,000 sats
Guowang: 13,000 sats
Starlink: 12,000-34,400 sats.
May 29, 2026 at 2:34 AM
There's currently four of these LEO satellite "megaconstellations" in progress:
Amazon Leo: 3,236 sats
Qianfan: 15,000 sats
Guowang: 13,000 sats
Starlink: 12,000-34,400 sats.
Amazon Leo: 3,236 sats
Qianfan: 15,000 sats
Guowang: 13,000 sats
Starlink: 12,000-34,400 sats.
When you elect a President who paid someone else to take their SATs…
April 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
When you elect a President who paid someone else to take their SATs…
Inevitably, when their kids bomb academically, “the SATs are woke”
April 15, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Inevitably, when their kids bomb academically, “the SATs are woke”
Feds intercept the earliest known statue of Fat Satan, depicting him as a teenager preparing to cheat on his SATs.
October 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Feds intercept the earliest known statue of Fat Satan, depicting him as a teenager preparing to cheat on his SATs.
Wait until these IDIOTS find out he took the SATs!!!!
Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.
July 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Wait until these IDIOTS find out he took the SATs!!!!
Starlink Weather sats in 3...2...1
March 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Starlink Weather sats in 3...2...1
Childhood SATs! Good god man those are for getting you into SUMMER CAMP
September 27, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Childhood SATs! Good god man those are for getting you into SUMMER CAMP
sorry, i refuse to believe people who took the sats on the 2400 scale are in their mid-30s
July 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
sorry, i refuse to believe people who took the sats on the 2400 scale are in their mid-30s
Another thing is how much of a loser you have to be if your big scoop you put in the paper is that a politician did fine on the SATs
Chris Rufo and the NY Post have a new and shocking Mamdani BOMBSHELL:
His SAT scores were AVERAGE among admitted students!!!!!!!
This is definitely the sort of thing you report when a candidate has skeletons in the closet.
His SAT scores were AVERAGE among admitted students!!!!!!!
This is definitely the sort of thing you report when a candidate has skeletons in the closet.
July 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Another thing is how much of a loser you have to be if your big scoop you put in the paper is that a politician did fine on the SATs