Ooh, Marco's getting all prepared for when Rubio inevitably comes for that poor, poor couch, damn couchfucking pervert.
#SaveOurCouches

Seen at the Indy Statehouse today. 😂😂😂

Hoosiers can be quite diabolical. 😂
#MomSky #JDVance #SaveOurCouches #SaveDemocracy #StopGerrymandering #StopStealing #PlayFair #Hoosiers #Indiana

NOOOO VANCE THE #Couchfucker IS GONNA COME, #SaveOurCouches DON'T LET HIM DESECRATE THOSE CUSHIONS MARCO IS JUST GONNA BE CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE OF IT ALL OH GOD

Rubio needs to be careful about sinking into that couch or Vance is gonna start looking at him funny. #SaveOurCouches