You’ll have to wait till tonight to see the rest… 💦😈

#PublicScally #ScallyWank

I propose scallywank. My daughter mistakenly thought scallywag was pronounced scallywank!
Also old slang can be great - Calf Lolly is an idle simpleton. Very apt at the moment. Pox - a curse you get syphilis. DogBolt- a wretch, Dandy Pratt -an insignificant person. Clay brained -speaks for itself!