"Hon, you've barely touched your anus scampi"
The death of folk graphic design in favor of AI slop across our country's delis is leading to some incredibly Lovecraftian food horrors
August 23, 2026 at 6:52 PM
"Hon, you've barely touched your anus scampi"
a scampi (i never posted this anywhere idk)
March 11, 2026 at 10:01 PM
a scampi (i never posted this anywhere idk)
Scampi shows you their completed 1999-2008 US state quarter map
January 4, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Scampi shows you their completed 1999-2008 US state quarter map
2019 scampi, I remember lots of experimenting on this one... I'd love to redraw it sometime :,>
March 17, 2026 at 3:11 AM
2019 scampi, I remember lots of experimenting on this one... I'd love to redraw it sometime :,>
And Scampi claiming the New Yorkers
September 15, 2024 at 5:19 PM
And Scampi claiming the New Yorkers
Two male penguins, Scampi & Flounder, are raising a chick together at Chester Zoo in the UK.
July 5, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Two male penguins, Scampi & Flounder, are raising a chick together at Chester Zoo in the UK.
quick compilation of old scampi drawings
May 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
quick compilation of old scampi drawings
Scampi and cheese
Drawn 11 years ago 🐸
Drawn 11 years ago 🐸
February 8, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Scampi and cheese
Drawn 11 years ago 🐸
Drawn 11 years ago 🐸
Henry Scampi is LOOSE @jonnelledge.bsky.social
September 23, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Henry Scampi is LOOSE @jonnelledge.bsky.social
first pint in four weeks
February 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
first pint in four weeks
Ted: Scampi wake up
Scampi: Why?
Ted: We are on Bluesky
Scampi: What does that mean?
Ted: I have no idea, I heard Dad say it
Scampi: Goodnight Ted
#Catsofbluesky #FluffyTrousers
Scampi: Why?
Ted: We are on Bluesky
Scampi: What does that mean?
Ted: I have no idea, I heard Dad say it
Scampi: Goodnight Ted
#Catsofbluesky #FluffyTrousers
November 15, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Ted: Scampi wake up
Scampi: Why?
Ted: We are on Bluesky
Scampi: What does that mean?
Ted: I have no idea, I heard Dad say it
Scampi: Goodnight Ted
#Catsofbluesky #FluffyTrousers
Scampi: Why?
Ted: We are on Bluesky
Scampi: What does that mean?
Ted: I have no idea, I heard Dad say it
Scampi: Goodnight Ted
#Catsofbluesky #FluffyTrousers
Aaaand the Oscar goes to... SCAMPI
April 30, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Aaaand the Oscar goes to... SCAMPI
Scampi of many expresions
August 19, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Scampi of many expresions
shrimp and clam scampi over fettuccine
May 25, 2026 at 11:03 PM
shrimp and clam scampi over fettuccine
Scampi: He’s behind me isn’t he
June 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Scampi: He’s behind me isn’t he