Tough guy at a sleepover with his friends, pooping his pants during a horror movie and becoming completely inconsolable for the rest of the night. Tears staining his face as he shuts down and is left a mumbling, babbling mess.
Tough guy at a sleepover with his friends, pooping his pants during a horror movie and becoming completely inconsolable for the rest of the night. Tears staining his face as he shuts down and is left a mumbling, babbling mess.
Yes, I said they're wound every day. They don't bother rewinding them at night, would you?
Fucked up that they called texts you send to people, "messages," and that sending or receiving one makes you uncontrollably poop all over yourself non-stop in quantities doubling the size of your bowels multiple times over.
Fucked up that they called texts you send to people, "messages," and that sending or receiving one makes you uncontrollably poop all over yourself non-stop in quantities doubling the size of your bowels multiple times over.
Wrote this while I was in a mood for people being really really scared and panicked and shouty about pooping themselves.
Wrote this while I was in a mood for people being really really scared and panicked and shouty about pooping themselves.
Dunno what I was going for with this but it was hot when I typed it.
Dunno what I was going for with this but it was hot when I typed it.