fatfurs with massive schlongs,,,
November 2, 2026 at 4:51 PM
fatfurs with massive schlongs,,,
Nothing like skinny ginger twink twins with massively heavy schlongs.
November 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Nothing like skinny ginger twink twins with massively heavy schlongs.
lol wat no I'm talking about playing with titties XD. ain't no schlongs involved
October 31, 2026 at 8:42 PM
lol wat no I'm talking about playing with titties XD. ain't no schlongs involved
life sucks right now so there will be more freaky posts because balls and schlongs are the only things that give me a feeling that isnt negative
November 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
life sucks right now so there will be more freaky posts because balls and schlongs are the only things that give me a feeling that isnt negative
Every time you refer to democrats as “Ds”, I’m thinking about dicks, pricks, schlongs, penises, peckers, dongs, wieners, phalluses, knobs, johnsons, donguses, creamsicles, protein dispensers, general majors, privateers, door-stoppers, gum-scrapers, tonsil destroyers, third legs… you know, cocks.
November 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Every time you refer to democrats as “Ds”, I’m thinking about dicks, pricks, schlongs, penises, peckers, dongs, wieners, phalluses, knobs, johnsons, donguses, creamsicles, protein dispensers, general majors, privateers, door-stoppers, gum-scrapers, tonsil destroyers, third legs… you know, cocks.
Oh, no! This right after all the Hamburgler schlongs! 😆
October 28, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Oh, no! This right after all the Hamburgler schlongs! 😆
Thank you for this post. I shall dive in and feast on the many schlongs posted here.
November 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Thank you for this post. I shall dive in and feast on the many schlongs posted here.
The world needs more silly bears doing silly things with their silly schlongs out. ✨️
October 29, 2026 at 10:24 PM
The world needs more silly bears doing silly things with their silly schlongs out. ✨️
Or all the comments about men’s asses and schlongs!
October 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Or all the comments about men’s asses and schlongs!
Guys with big dicks, like unreasonably large schlongs that are thick and drippy and veiny, that exclusively bottom turn me on so hard
Useless cock that they can practically suck on while you breed their hole until they whimper like a bitch in heat
Useless cock that they can practically suck on while you breed their hole until they whimper like a bitch in heat
October 27, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Guys with big dicks, like unreasonably large schlongs that are thick and drippy and veiny, that exclusively bottom turn me on so hard
Useless cock that they can practically suck on while you breed their hole until they whimper like a bitch in heat
Useless cock that they can practically suck on while you breed their hole until they whimper like a bitch in heat
Do you all realize that EVERY Democrat is the most radical, liberal, socialist candidate ever, who wants to change your children’s sex, have abortions after birth, and wants bearded dudes with huge schlongs playing in your daughter’s sports teams?!?
November 2, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Do you all realize that EVERY Democrat is the most radical, liberal, socialist candidate ever, who wants to change your children’s sex, have abortions after birth, and wants bearded dudes with huge schlongs playing in your daughter’s sports teams?!?
Apparently, he likes little girls, men with huge schlongs and big asses. WTF.
October 30, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Apparently, he likes little girls, men with huge schlongs and big asses. WTF.
Priestesses in Risky Situations: The Itch for Schlongs
October 28, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Priestesses in Risky Situations: The Itch for Schlongs
Shrine Maidens in Peril: A Fascination With Schlongs
October 28, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Shrine Maidens in Peril: A Fascination With Schlongs
October 27, 2026 at 9:43 PM
LMAO awesome funny lil doodle!! The bugs all being the same size just having huge schlongs is so funny to me and Agitha just like "oh yeah this is normal bug care lemme just take care of em"
Very nice job Foof ❤️also those hips, thighs and butt awawawawa ❤️
Very nice job Foof ❤️also those hips, thighs and butt awawawawa ❤️
October 28, 2026 at 5:08 PM
LMAO awesome funny lil doodle!! The bugs all being the same size just having huge schlongs is so funny to me and Agitha just like "oh yeah this is normal bug care lemme just take care of em"
Very nice job Foof ❤️also those hips, thighs and butt awawawawa ❤️
Very nice job Foof ❤️also those hips, thighs and butt awawawawa ❤️
Who needs healthcare, affordable groceries, rent and gas when we have a child rapist president talking about his love of male ass and ginormous schlongs.
October 28, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Who needs healthcare, affordable groceries, rent and gas when we have a child rapist president talking about his love of male ass and ginormous schlongs.
Men 2: Double the pecs, double the arms, double the schlongs.
October 24, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Men 2: Double the pecs, double the arms, double the schlongs.
Church of Schlongs
October 25, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Church of Schlongs
Bulges in briefs are much more enticing than schlongs in sweats.
October 24, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Bulges in briefs are much more enticing than schlongs in sweats.
Or golfers' schlongs.
October 24, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Or golfers' schlongs.
Agreed
(It’s a no from me wrt wicker schlongs though. I would prefer not to have splinters in my hoo ha)
(It’s a no from me wrt wicker schlongs though. I would prefer not to have splinters in my hoo ha)
October 23, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Agreed
(It’s a no from me wrt wicker schlongs though. I would prefer not to have splinters in my hoo ha)
(It’s a no from me wrt wicker schlongs though. I would prefer not to have splinters in my hoo ha)