When your entire attack line is garbage and you thought you were being clever, you’re a Schmitt-head.
September 29, 2026 at 8:27 PM
When your entire attack line is garbage and you thought you were being clever, you’re a Schmitt-head.
When you realize that Genghis Khan and Chaka Khan are not the same person. You’re a Schmitt-head.
October 1, 2026 at 11:03 PM
When you realize that Genghis Khan and Chaka Khan are not the same person. You’re a Schmitt-head.
The best line about Eric Schmitt-head today:
"He pulled a grenade and threw the pin."
"He pulled a grenade and threw the pin."
October 1, 2026 at 10:46 PM
The best line about Eric Schmitt-head today:
"He pulled a grenade and threw the pin."
"He pulled a grenade and threw the pin."
From the suggestion box:
Schmitt the bed.
Stepped in Schmitt.
Schmitt for brains.
Full of Schmitt.
Schmitt-head.
He Schmitt himself.
Dip Schmitt.
Bull Schmitt artist.
It was a Schmitt show.
Schmitt the bed.
Stepped in Schmitt.
Schmitt for brains.
Full of Schmitt.
Schmitt-head.
He Schmitt himself.
Dip Schmitt.
Bull Schmitt artist.
It was a Schmitt show.
‘Eric Schmitt’ will now be synonymous with Congressional public hearing f***-ups.
His name will become shorthand:
“Wow, that Congressman really Schmitt the bed with that question.”
His name will become shorthand:
“Wow, that Congressman really Schmitt the bed with that question.”
September 30, 2026 at 12:41 AM
From the suggestion box:
Schmitt the bed.
Stepped in Schmitt.
Schmitt for brains.
Full of Schmitt.
Schmitt-head.
He Schmitt himself.
Dip Schmitt.
Bull Schmitt artist.
It was a Schmitt show.
Schmitt the bed.
Stepped in Schmitt.
Schmitt for brains.
Full of Schmitt.
Schmitt-head.
He Schmitt himself.
Dip Schmitt.
Bull Schmitt artist.
It was a Schmitt show.
Senator Dirtbag Schmitt-head, even Rupert Murdoch’s NY Post is mocking his “perjury gotcha” moment. This is the only thing he’ll ever be remembered for.
nypost.com/2026/09/29/u...
nypost.com/2026/09/29/u...
September 30, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Senator Dirtbag Schmitt-head, even Rupert Murdoch’s NY Post is mocking his “perjury gotcha” moment. This is the only thing he’ll ever be remembered for.
nypost.com/2026/09/29/u...
nypost.com/2026/09/29/u...
A Schmitt head
September 30, 2026 at 2:14 AM
A Schmitt head
"Schmitt-head"-- PERFECT
September 30, 2026 at 6:58 PM
"Schmitt-head"-- PERFECT
“Dirt bag—Schmitt head”, playing to an audience of one~ the renowned felon, treason weasel, pedophile.
Sadly, Schmitt-head went on a right-wing podcast following that sham hearing and double downed on his lies… sick.
Thank You, Mr Smith!
Sadly, Schmitt-head went on a right-wing podcast following that sham hearing and double downed on his lies… sick.
Thank You, Mr Smith!
September 29, 2026 at 11:12 PM
“Dirt bag—Schmitt head”, playing to an audience of one~ the renowned felon, treason weasel, pedophile.
Sadly, Schmitt-head went on a right-wing podcast following that sham hearing and double downed on his lies… sick.
Thank You, Mr Smith!
Sadly, Schmitt-head went on a right-wing podcast following that sham hearing and double downed on his lies… sick.
Thank You, Mr Smith!
A Total SCHMITT-HEAD
September 29, 2026 at 7:59 PM
A Total SCHMITT-HEAD
Senator Schmitt Head
September 30, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Senator Schmitt Head
Senator Schmitt Head😊
September 30, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Senator Schmitt Head😊
Schmitt Head showed himself today.
September 29, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Schmitt Head showed himself today.
What a Schmitt Head
That cocky, misplaced look of smug success on Senator Eric Schmitt’s face—moments before everything came crashing down around him because he’s so carelessly incompetent.
September 29, 2026 at 11:36 PM
What a Schmitt Head
Senator Schmitt Head and Senator Hawling Ass
September 30, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Senator Schmitt Head and Senator Hawling Ass
Lying dirtbag Schmitt-head.
October 1, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Lying dirtbag Schmitt-head.
Dirtbag Eric Schmitt-Head didn’t apologize.
#TrumpIsGuuilty
#TrumpIsGuuilty
September 30, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Dirtbag Eric Schmitt-Head didn’t apologize.
#TrumpIsGuuilty
#TrumpIsGuuilty
It was like Jack Smith head-faked Schmitt and Co., passed the ball to Amy Klobuchar, and she dunked it.
October 1, 2026 at 10:19 PM
It was like Jack Smith head-faked Schmitt and Co., passed the ball to Amy Klobuchar, and she dunked it.
Schmitt-head it is!!!!!!!🤣
September 29, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Schmitt-head it is!!!!!!!🤣
He's a complete Schmitt-head.
September 29, 2026 at 8:47 PM
He's a complete Schmitt-head.
Schmitt for brains.
Schmitt his pants.
Schmitt head.
Stinks like Schmitt.
Same Schmitt, different day.
Schmitt sandwich.
Schmitt his pants.
Schmitt head.
Stinks like Schmitt.
Same Schmitt, different day.
Schmitt sandwich.
October 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Schmitt for brains.
Schmitt his pants.
Schmitt head.
Stinks like Schmitt.
Same Schmitt, different day.
Schmitt sandwich.
Schmitt his pants.
Schmitt head.
Stinks like Schmitt.
Same Schmitt, different day.
Schmitt sandwich.