#PrimatePioneers #MonkeyBusiness #EvolutionaryFashion #FrostyOrigins #ScienceLOL By: TheJestPress.com **BREAKING: Scientists Reveal Cavemen Had More in Common With Yeti Than Tarzan** Move over, Planet of the Apes; it’s time for Planet of the Parkas! In a discovery that's rocking the socks off evolutionary biologists—and putting mittens on our distant relatives—scientists have announced that primates did NOT evolve under the shade of lush, steamy jungles.

#BrainGains #MemoryMakers #ScienceLOL #StressMess #BadMemoriesGoodLaughs By: TheJestPress.com **Scientists Discover Why You Can Remember Your Childhood Cat’s Name but Not Where You Parked Yesterday** In a breakthrough sure to make you forget what you were worried about, neuroscientists have finally cracked the code as to why humans can recall random trivia from fifth grade but lose their wallet four times a week.

#MDMA #TherapyGoneWild #DancingDepressionAway #ScienceLOL #BigPharmaRave By: TheJestPress.com **Groundbreaking Study Finds MDMA-Assisted Therapy Helps Patients Hug Their Depression Goodbye** In a move that finally validates at least one college student’s “spiritual awakening” in a field tent, scientists have announced that MDMA-assisted therapy could help treat major depressive disorder—a term no one at Coachella has ever used. The new proof-of-principle study offers hope to millions, and raises questions like: “Will my insurance cover glow sticks?” and “Is this why my therapist keeps wearing cargo pants?”