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Find Episode 1354: Hoop…There It Is!, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Creepy Best Best Guy Sings The Hits. NOTE: This was the audio for the episode released on Monday. We got our recordings mixed up.
SUMMARY: Paul's excited about a giant mechanical penis. Matt performs a pair of shows for the Chicago Bulls. We have a brief debate about tea versus coffee before delving into some nerd talk about Lanterns, Endgame, RDJ, Bautista, and more! Plus a Scoopardy. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: Matt stylized as a Chicago Bull.
October 9, 2026 at 10:19 AM
heyscoops.bsky.social
Find our latest show, Episode 1355: A Tongue-Lashing From @nugnahrgang.bsky.social, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Alphonso Pickletaint's Tainted Pickles.
SUMMARY: Nug Nahrgang joins up to promote his opportunity to lead an iHeartRadio podcast, win $25,000, and be a guest on Ryan Seacrest's show! Matt's time with 'Fool Us' comes to an earlier-than-expected conclusion. Also, life as a 50+ toddler dad, an RIT Tigers women's ice hockey roundup, and an 80s Scoopardy. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: Nug appears from within a gaping mouth.
October 8, 2026 at 7:00 AM
heyscoops.bsky.social
Find our latest show, Episode 1353: Where in Paris?, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Jacob Smith's Emporium of Generic Names.
SUMMARY: Matt's in Chicago at a very fancy venue, witnesses a men's room freakout, and gets shoved aside in a plane. Some wise-ass teenagers get owned. Paul and Matt talk about the tribulations of teaching improv. Also, a revenge of Pee-Wee Scoopardy. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: Paul and Matt performing at a Bucket Show.
October 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
bearscoop.bsky.social
@jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social ICS EP 1351. Honesty the only bad thing about the audio on that episode is that we don’t get to hear Matt finish the Pee Wee Scoopardy!!! Will he pick “yea the thing” or maybe “give me the category” or even…”sure whatever for $400”. 😉 @mindnoodler.bsky.social
September 28, 2026 at 1:56 PM
heyscoops.bsky.social
Find our latest show, Episode 1352: Babies Doodling on a Blank Canvas, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Edison's Extraordinary Engorging Erection Emporium.
SUMMARY: Matt's dressing up his skeleton, Paul needs electrolytes, and Jacob's saving big money on car insurance. Also, Marky Mark saves a 'News Kid,' Ed Sheeran needs a Colonel Tom Parker, what's our lean-to-fat ratio for hamburgers, and a Scoopardy. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: Ed Sheeran's gawd-awful tattoos across his back.
September 28, 2026 at 5:11 AM
heyscoops.bsky.social
Find our latest show, Episode 1351: A Hair in the Sandwich is as Bad as a Fire, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Johnny Australia's "Wallaby Darned" Wallaby Wax and Lube.
SUMMARY: ScoopFest is on for June 2027! Brogan and ChaoticClumsy join us on Zoom to discuss Piff and Pop's Magic Shoppe's pissy punk performances in the U.K. Matt gets to nerd out with Dana Gould, learning about the origin of Dr. Z. Also, Scoop Mail and half a Scoopardy before we lose all our audio. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: A tasty looking sandwich with a lock of blonde hair dangling in front of it.
September 24, 2026 at 6:54 AM
heyscoops.bsky.social
Find our latest show, Episode 1350: Syphi…More or Less, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by A Board Game Like Life But It's Real-Life Life Cereal.
SUMMARY: Matt gets thrown a curveball at a corporate workshop. Paul's got a maggot problem. Will Jacob visit a comic book store on Batman Day? Also, OJ's prank show, an odd pair of panties, and we bring in Chris the Microscoop to talk about lab tests. Plus a Scoopardy full of body parts! PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: Paul in a lab coat examines a beaker full of green fluid, with a Labrador retriever in the foreground.
September 21, 2026 at 6:20 AM
heyscoops.bsky.social
Find our latest show, Episode 1349: Tell Me Who You Are and How I Know You with Shannan Calcutt, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT.
SUMMARY: Shannan Calcutt joins us to promote her show, "Things I Shouldn't Tell You," now playing at THIRD Street in Las Vegas. Shannan talks about being a woman in midlife and what it takes to do a show about the things women experience but are often told they shouldn’t talk about. Also a Scoopardy. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: Shannan wearing a black t-shirt lettered with the episode title.
September 17, 2026 at 6:28 AM
heyscoops.bsky.social
Find our latest show, Episode 1348: Piss Coil!, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Knock-Off Nate's Hot Dog Eating Contest on Clowny Island.
SUMMARY: Jacob's got some interesting critters roaming in the yard, according to his Ring camera. Matt's getting flown to Dallas to 'perform' in a mansion. Paul's cleaning up vomit around the house and Matt has to take a urine test. And Paul tries to "Lick It Up" in Scoopardy. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: Smiling Matt in sunglasses with a coil of clear plastic tubing around his waist. The coil is suspiciousy yellow in color.
September 14, 2026 at 5:30 AM
heyscoops.bsky.social
Find our latest show, Episode 1347: Spock's Booty, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Hugh Janus, Attorney at Law.
SUMMARY: With smart TVs spying on us and SUVs impersonating cell phone towers, we need to unwind and unbox things with Paul. Jacob has comments on Star Trek IV, and Matt's family starts a new holiday tradition. Also, raccoon penis bones, OrgyDomes, and we're in our "cups" with a Scoopardy. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: A scene from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home where Spock attempts a mind meld with a whale.
September 10, 2026 at 6:06 AM
heyscoops.bsky.social
Find our latest show, Episode 1345: Theft, a Possum, or Michael Winslow?, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Sting & Sting's Soggy Sandwiches.
SUMMARY: Paul needs some group games for an improv hangout. Matt goes out for breakfast, gets his catalytic converter stolen, and takes the family to see David Byrne with an added surprise. And we're still processing the loss of Dolly Parton. Dolly also features in a game of Scoopardy. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: Photos of someone removing a catalytic converter, a pissed-off possum, and comedian Michael Winslow.
September 3, 2026 at 5:22 AM
heyscoops.bsky.social
Find our latest show, Episode 1344: French Robin Williams and A Sightless Ogre, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Bukkake Karaoke.
SUMMARY: With three shows closing, high prices at casinos, some undesired political discourse, and a quick discussion about water rights, this is the most Vegas-centric show we've had for quite some time. Also, Matt walks by a makeup counter and a Scoopardy. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: A mustachioed Robin Williams in a Le Coq Sportif tracksuit with a squinting ogre.
August 31, 2026 at 2:53 AM
heyscoops.bsky.social
Find our latest show, Episode 1342: Confused About Phoebes, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Giant Cowboy Hats for the Theater.
SUMMARY: Jacob is being attacked by the universe! Paul takes us down a song intro rabbit hole and Matt conflates his Phoebes. Paul wants to do an upside-down act, Matt's got some unexpected food ordering restrictions, and some Joe trolls us on Twitch. Plus an 'experienced' Scoopardy. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: Matt, with hands up in a meh gesture, thought bubbles aside his head featuring celebrity Phoebes superimposed with question marks.
August 24, 2026 at 4:42 PM
heyscoops.bsky.social
Find our latest show, Episode 1341: A Surprise Bag of Garbage, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Rasslin' Ralph's Day Care.

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SUMMARY: Looking back, Paul had no play in collegiate hot tubs, and Matt shook it up at frat raves. Matt's on pins-and-needles about changes in family relations. Paul has a panic attack about a unicorn's helmet. Nick Newman chimes in from Zoom about a new app that offers restaurant leavings on the cheap. And a Scoopardy! PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: A greasy paper bag of who knows what?
August 20, 2026 at 11:11 AM
heyscoops.bsky.social
Find our latest show, Episode 1340: Too Much Backstreet Toast, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Pudding Grenades.
SUMMARY: The guys start the show talking about ball size. Matt is now an expert on The Sphere after seeing Backsteet Boys perform there. Paul apologizes to Ariana Grande, and Matt's back from a memorable trip to the Magic Capital of the World. Also a musical Scoopardy. NOTES: Matt gets the sexuality of a Backstreet Boy wrong in this episode. We also recorded this episode after it was reported that Frankie Valli was retiring and not after it was later reported that he's not retiring. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: The Backstreet Boys rising up from a chrome bread slice toaster.
August 17, 2026 at 6:23 AM
heyscoops.bsky.social
Find our latest show, Episode 1339: It's Pino-Me Time!, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Armie Hammer's Specialty Cookbook.
SUMMARY: Matt's finally going to The Sphere and comes upon a parking lot spat. Are things turning around for the A's? Paul runs into a wine connoisseur. Matt goes alone into a smoky lounge. Plus, it's the one-year anniversary of "See You at the Throne" and a Scoopardy. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: A glass of white wine with a customized Pennsylvania license plate in front of it.
August 13, 2026 at 5:52 AM
heyscoops.bsky.social
Find our latest show, Episode 1338: No, or Wet Uncooked Hot Dogs, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by QAnon Coffee Company.
SUMMARY: Matt is in the Colon of Michigan for a magic convention and tries to own some guys on their phones. Paul relates a harrowing tale about an ex-'Bachelor.' The winds of Las Vegas rain a mother's wrath down on Jacob. Plus, an uncomfortable "Would You Rather?" and a Boston Scoopardy. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: A pile of hot dogs with a "no" symbol superimposed in front.
August 10, 2026 at 5:45 AM
heyscoops.bsky.social
Find our latest show, Episode 1337: What a Time to Be Alive!, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Nick Newman's Stogies for Ponies.
SUMMARY: Matt “I Wanna Scoop Baby” Dougherty joins us to promote the fantasy football league. Matt takes the kids to the new Spider-Man movie and gets enthralled with a "documentary." Paul and Anne take the Hershey Highway to see Guns N' Roses and Public Enemy. Matt's eating fine at Red Rock, and Paul discovers a Chinese buffet. Also a Scoopardy. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: Paul stands before a Chinese buffet. It's beautiful!
August 6, 2026 at 7:00 AM
heyscoops.bsky.social
Find our latest show, Episode 1336: Relaunching Sophia with Fact Check Andy and Spadoni, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by No One Puts Gravy in a Corner LLC.
SUMMARY: Fact Check Andy and Spadoni join us! Andy is alive and well after an aortic dissection and back on the State Fair circuit drawing caricatures. Spadoni dabbles with an AI personality and has a go with a piano bar on Fremont. Plus, Christmapus, Shakespeare, Chapeau, baby horses, and a Scoopardy. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: A computer monitor displays a selection of A.I. models that look like Spadoni.
August 3, 2026 at 7:46 AM
heyscoops.bsky.social
Find our latest show, Episode 1334: Eating Nebraska Style, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Bear Primer Flared Base Coat.
SUMMARY: Matt sneezes while moving, tries to use the seventh floor pool, and watches a tender moment during a Zoom call. Jacob gets another expert visiting his soundboard and shares a guilty pleasure. Plus, smooth scrotums and thoughts on Andrew Tate and Guy Fieri. And a musical Scoopardy. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: A black and white photo of onion rings with a highway going off into a treeless landscape in the background.
July 27, 2026 at 4:38 AM
heyscoops.bsky.social
Find our latest show, Episode 1333: Fartball!, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Rooftop Robotics Automatic Blow Cleaner.
SUMMARY: Paul's got "hunks" hauling away junk. Matt speaks well about Nashville. Paul rushes home in fear of coming upon a crime scene; was a cover-up needed? Plus, a gold shirt for sale, a righteous rant about Vegas parking fees, Paul invents a new sport, and a Rocky-Horror-Picture-Show Scoopardy. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: A football with flatulence coming out from a seam.
July 23, 2026 at 5:27 AM
heyscoops.bsky.social
Find our latest show, Episode 1332: The Only Pissable Lawn in Radius, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by André the Giant's Guide to Beating a Dead Hogan.
SUMMARY: Paul is under the smoky weather in Pittsburgh. Jacob and Matt have good things to say about a Vegas chain pub. Matt has loud neighbors who like to hang out on the front lawn. Jacob witnesses an epic meltdown. Disney resets kids' musical tastes. Matt's got a bag full of drugs he needs to explain. And a Scoopardy. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: Matt as the 'Calvin pissing' sticker, taking a leak upon a grassy lawn.
July 20, 2026 at 5:55 AM
heyscoops.bsky.social
Find our latest show, Episode 1331: Please Leave Our Pussy Prints Alone!, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Tyranno-Don Corleone.
SUMMARY: Matt's gig at the Magicians Room is coming to an end sooner than expected. Paul speaks nostalgically about female body part prints. Matt asks Paul about his favorite Lindsey Graham conspiracies. And things get heated between Paul and Jacob when discussing the end of game physical media. And a Scoopardy! PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: A piano with white pussy paw prints across the top.
July 16, 2026 at 7:03 AM
heyscoops.bsky.social
Find our latest show, Episode 1329: Slime Ruined My Grizzlor, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Weak Sauce.
SUMMARY: Matt juggles with his schedule while looking to combine bartending with magic. Is Supergirl supplanting Masters on the list of movies performing badly? Paul has some new jams in his music feed. Matt finds a couple who met in a Walmart parking lot, and Paul's been watching couples therapy shows. Plus a Rocky Horror Scoopardy from Fact Check Andy. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: A slime-covered Grizzlor action figure.
July 9, 2026 at 8:22 AM
heyscoops.bsky.social
Find our latest show, Episode 1328: Poop Grabbin' Crocs and Slappy Tape, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Houdini Cruise Lines.
SUMMARY: Jacob shucks his shoes off while Paul patters about in Crocs. Jacob goes to opening night for Franky Perez at TI. There's a flood in Matt's backyard! A 9-year-old steals the show at Matt's magic show. Also, Matt considers becoming a Christian magician, and a Scoopardy brought to you by the letter 'M.' PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: A pair of Crocs and a roll of 'slappy tape' in the grass.
July 6, 2026 at 4:09 AM