Imagine being such an ineffective ratfucker you manage to score a final days Bruce endorsement for your opponent
Dr. El-Sayed is a fighter for our American Constitution, he’s a fighter for our American Democracy, and he’s a fighter against the corrupt, lawless, and anti-American leadership currently in the White House. That’s why I’m in his corner 100%.
Bruce Springsteen
Bruce Springsteen
November 2, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Imagine being such an ineffective ratfucker you manage to score a final days Bruce endorsement for your opponent
🏈 TEN 36 - 43 CIN
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1098th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1098th unique final score in NFL history.
November 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
🏈 TEN 36 - 43 CIN
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1098th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1098th unique final score in NFL history.
24 hours from now, we’ll know the score.
Sleep well everyone.
Sleep well everyone.
November 3, 2026 at 2:58 AM
24 hours from now, we’ll know the score.
Sleep well everyone.
Sleep well everyone.
score one for the cool kids on the internet
November 1, 2026 at 8:26 PM
score one for the cool kids on the internet
November 2, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Aaron Donald's failed scoop-n-score with Myles Garrett and Donald's reactions
November 2, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Aaron Donald's failed scoop-n-score with Myles Garrett and Donald's reactions
my wife wants me to post her normal score
November 2, 2026 at 11:32 PM
my wife wants me to post her normal score
“Hi, I’d like to call in a score. Bears win, 34-17!”
November 3, 2026 at 4:24 AM
“Hi, I’d like to call in a score. Bears win, 34-17!”
This was two agonizing, one score losses ago.
The only fans in all of sports I feel bad for are Nebraska football fans under the age of like 35. They care a lot, they lose unbelievably painfully over and over, and they barely remember having anything to show for it. It's been going for so long that I used to say "under the age of 30"
November 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
This was two agonizing, one score losses ago.
there was a live score, which I expected to be that classic silent film organ music. when watching old movies, a lot of times the score is what bumps me the most. But this was an electronic looping score by modern ambient musician Julianna Barwick, and the combo with the visuals was enchanting
November 2, 2026 at 6:56 PM
there was a live score, which I expected to be that classic silent film organ music. when watching old movies, a lot of times the score is what bumps me the most. But this was an electronic looping score by modern ambient musician Julianna Barwick, and the combo with the visuals was enchanting
We live close enough to Lumen field to hear the fireworks that go off after each Seahawks score. The TV feed is always about 45 seconds behind. So, we get advance warning of each score. I don’t know whether I love it or hate it.
November 3, 2026 at 3:44 AM
We live close enough to Lumen field to hear the fireworks that go off after each Seahawks score. The TV feed is always about 45 seconds behind. So, we get advance warning of each score. I don’t know whether I love it or hate it.
Heels are going to score one touchdown three times here
November 1, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Heels are going to score one touchdown three times here
Yes, very bad to score a TD in badass unis. Great point.
there’s an elon ad that has communists scoring a touchdown if abdul wins
the jerseys go kind of hard?
the jerseys go kind of hard?
November 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Yes, very bad to score a TD in badass unis. Great point.
Also, the full score is coming to stores soon! 👀
November 1, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Also, the full score is coming to stores soon! 👀
(Halloween) High score
October 29, 2026 at 11:49 PM
(Halloween) High score
He's running the score up on her so hard she had no choice but to enter the transfer portal
El-Sayed: At the end of the day, I actually don't think about Haley Stevens. Because you know what? I'm just less interested in the politics of it all than I am in the policy of it all…
November 1, 2026 at 7:00 PM
He's running the score up on her so hard she had no choice but to enter the transfer portal
DECISION DAY DUBBBBBBB 😋
November 2, 2026 at 12:12 AM
DECISION DAY DUBBBBBBB 😋
