#ScratchOffs
I managed to pair 3 of my kids' legacy unmatched socks this morning. Time to go buy some scratchoffs.
January 18, 2026 at 3:27 PM
there's scratchoffs in this
October 21, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Scientists have invented a new type of gun that lets you take a shitload of cigarettes and scratchoffs from the 7-11
December 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I cannot believe I called this. Im legit going to play scratchoffs tonight
January 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM
i will literally say i said "nubby but scratchoffs" in a call like two weeks ago
May 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
bought a bunch of holiday scratchoffs. santa’s jolly ass better let me win it big
December 24, 2024 at 11:21 PM
there's a fine line between a guy holding up the line at the gas station for 5 minutes to blow all his rent money on scratchoffs (arguably the least interesting form of gambling too!! buddy get some standards!) and the shit that happens in Kaiji (sick as fuck)
September 23, 2026 at 8:00 PM
RIP to medieval peasants, you would've loved malt liquor and scratchoffs
February 23, 2026 at 9:09 PM
and scratchoffs - don't forget those either. The $5 ones, not the cheapies
May 17, 2026 at 12:22 AM
about to do the perfectly normal and ancient family holiday tradition of passing around a basketball-sized ball of plastic food wrap and having one minute to tear off layers to get at the scratchoffs embedded within while wearing oven mitts
December 30, 2024 at 10:04 PM
The remaining issue is scratchoffs, those are everywhere and definitely hook people (and have for years).
May 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
GET LUCKY PRIORITY SLAPS AND SCRATCHOFFS CURATED BY 0H10M1KE

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October 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
im glad i got to see my dad spending hundreds on scratchoffs to really put me off gambling (unless its gambling for big titty anime women in hit video game Azur Lane of course)
July 9, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I’m not entirely certain that I wouldn’t end up better off if I spent the same amount of money as my healthcare insurance costs on scratchoffs instead
December 4, 2024 at 10:19 PM
hrothgar make poor choices #ffxiv
October 29, 2024 at 7:35 PM
My coworker had to drive to Georgia & he picked up some scratchoffs for me - don’t be jealous but I won $5!
December 31, 2024 at 3:41 AM
If you're not sure pull into a gas station. If they're selling half-rotten firewood and the people are in line for cigarettes and scratchoffs you're not Up North. If they are selling fudge wrapped in cellophane and nightcrawlers in a cottage cheese container with pencil holes: Up North.
May 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
not naming names but i literally played a game that boiled down to doing scratchoffs with upgrades to how much you could scratch off and it made me doom spiral
May 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Lucky Charm
Michigander's #delight
Upper Peninsula
44 85 or fight

Southeast
What if you had one shot
And you blew it?

Decades
B-Rabbit wizened
More the skinned kind
from the Flint documentary

Scratchoffs
All of the drugs
Atrophy in the Great Lakes State
Until he meets his protege

#vss365
January 2, 2026 at 3:42 PM
i need her to be really into nascar and scratchoffs
June 25, 2023 at 1:31 PM
FACTS!! this is my child’s Auntie, or as DY has called her since she was old enough to speak, TT🩷She first held Dottie when she was just 5 days old.
it’s never once occurred to my kid to ask if that’s “really” her Auntie, bc of course it is. I pity anyone who never knew an Auntie’s love.
October 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
October 10, 2023 at 7:28 PM
If you save up your losing scratchoffs from the year and paint over them with silver paint, your family can scratch them off all over again. Kids love 'em!
December 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Will you get lucky? 🤔
Thanks to @0h10m1ke you might!! Showing for the first time in Kyoto for #0h10m1keandfriends

Time machine goes bigtime

Japan on September 10 for Get Lucky: Scratchoffs & Stickers

#abstractart #art #ecobrutalism #artsky #artist #expressionism #brutalism #nature #natureart
August 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I always sort of wondered how people could get taken in by lotteries and scratchoffs but now I read the texts from my Commander group and it's a lot of "oh so this shit works on the nerds too?" and I've landed on "humans are mostly just the bestest most efficient monkey-brained dopamine machines"
August 8, 2026 at 4:17 AM