DOGE officially ended over the weekend.
One of its crowning achievements was cutting $15M from the federal government’s screwworm monitoring program.
Now, the Trump administration is preparing to spend $1B to combat the screwworm outbreak.
"Efficiency."
One of its crowning achievements was cutting $15M from the federal government’s screwworm monitoring program.
Now, the Trump administration is preparing to spend $1B to combat the screwworm outbreak.
"Efficiency."
July 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
DOGE officially ended over the weekend.
One of its crowning achievements was cutting $15M from the federal government’s screwworm monitoring program.
Now, the Trump administration is preparing to spend $1B to combat the screwworm outbreak.
"Efficiency."
One of its crowning achievements was cutting $15M from the federal government’s screwworm monitoring program.
Now, the Trump administration is preparing to spend $1B to combat the screwworm outbreak.
"Efficiency."
NOT NOW FLESH EATING SCREWWORM
May 30, 2026 at 2:21 AM
NOT NOW FLESH EATING SCREWWORM
Also screwworm and rinderpest! And if you don’t know what those were, hoo boy, if you think beef is expensive now…
DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER:
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1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER:
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February 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Also screwworm and rinderpest! And if you don’t know what those were, hoo boy, if you think beef is expensive now…
As for screwworm…
Honestly, the eradication of screwworm in North and Central America is one of the most amazing public health stories you’ve never heard of, and they did it with pretty much stone knives and bearskins.
Honestly, the eradication of screwworm in North and Central America is one of the most amazing public health stories you’ve never heard of, and they did it with pretty much stone knives and bearskins.
February 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
As for screwworm…
Honestly, the eradication of screwworm in North and Central America is one of the most amazing public health stories you’ve never heard of, and they did it with pretty much stone knives and bearskins.
Honestly, the eradication of screwworm in North and Central America is one of the most amazing public health stories you’ve never heard of, and they did it with pretty much stone knives and bearskins.
What To Know About Screwworm https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-screwworm/
June 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
What To Know About Screwworm https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-screwworm/
New data reveals that New World Screwworm, a severely dangerous flesh-eating maggot, is spreading throughout Texas.
This comes months after Ken Paxton supported cutting Screwworm monitoring programs.
This comes months after Ken Paxton supported cutting Screwworm monitoring programs.
June 11, 2026 at 8:30 PM
New data reveals that New World Screwworm, a severely dangerous flesh-eating maggot, is spreading throughout Texas.
This comes months after Ken Paxton supported cutting Screwworm monitoring programs.
This comes months after Ken Paxton supported cutting Screwworm monitoring programs.
Not now, devastating parasitic screwworm.
February 1, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Not now, devastating parasitic screwworm.
@apnews.com
There is no blame game on the screwworm epidemic. The current administration is 100% responsible.
apnews.com/article/scre...
There is no blame game on the screwworm epidemic. The current administration is 100% responsible.
apnews.com/article/scre...
Political blame game follows as screwworm parasite threatens cattle in Texas
The return of the screwworm parasite to the U.S. has some politicians trying to figure out who to blame.
apnews.com
June 12, 2026 at 1:38 AM
@apnews.com
There is no blame game on the screwworm epidemic. The current administration is 100% responsible.
apnews.com/article/scre...
There is no blame game on the screwworm epidemic. The current administration is 100% responsible.
apnews.com/article/scre...
FUCK FUCK FUCK
I JUST REALIZED
WHY DIDN’T WE NAME THE GOTHIC PARASITE HORROR NOVEL “THE TURN OF THE SCREWWORM”
HOW DID WE MISS THAT
I JUST REALIZED
WHY DIDN’T WE NAME THE GOTHIC PARASITE HORROR NOVEL “THE TURN OF THE SCREWWORM”
HOW DID WE MISS THAT
March 26, 2026 at 12:50 PM
FUCK FUCK FUCK
I JUST REALIZED
WHY DIDN’T WE NAME THE GOTHIC PARASITE HORROR NOVEL “THE TURN OF THE SCREWWORM”
HOW DID WE MISS THAT
I JUST REALIZED
WHY DIDN’T WE NAME THE GOTHIC PARASITE HORROR NOVEL “THE TURN OF THE SCREWWORM”
HOW DID WE MISS THAT
Elon Musk’s DOGE cut the federal government’s screwworm monitoring program, which cost $15 million.
Now, the Trump administration is preparing to spend $1 billion to combat the screwworm outbreak.
Never forget how destructive and downright stupid DOGE was.
Now, the Trump administration is preparing to spend $1 billion to combat the screwworm outbreak.
Never forget how destructive and downright stupid DOGE was.
June 17, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Elon Musk’s DOGE cut the federal government’s screwworm monitoring program, which cost $15 million.
Now, the Trump administration is preparing to spend $1 billion to combat the screwworm outbreak.
Never forget how destructive and downright stupid DOGE was.
Now, the Trump administration is preparing to spend $1 billion to combat the screwworm outbreak.
Never forget how destructive and downright stupid DOGE was.
Welp
*USDA CONFIRMS DEADLY SCREWWORM IN US CATTLE
*USDA CONFIRMS DEADLY SCREWWORM IN US CATTLE
June 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Welp
*USDA CONFIRMS DEADLY SCREWWORM IN US CATTLE
*USDA CONFIRMS DEADLY SCREWWORM IN US CATTLE
Did a short on "Why IS screwworm is moving north these days?"
Ye olde right-wing media is blaming migrants for carrying it to the US, because that's what RWM.
In real life? It's probably cows.
youtube.com/shorts/IaaCi...
Ye olde right-wing media is blaming migrants for carrying it to the US, because that's what RWM.
In real life? It's probably cows.
youtube.com/shorts/IaaCi...
September 24, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Did a short on "Why IS screwworm is moving north these days?"
Ye olde right-wing media is blaming migrants for carrying it to the US, because that's what RWM.
In real life? It's probably cows.
youtube.com/shorts/IaaCi...
Ye olde right-wing media is blaming migrants for carrying it to the US, because that's what RWM.
In real life? It's probably cows.
youtube.com/shorts/IaaCi...
July 26, 2026 at 2:40 PM
The Trump Administration: Making the Screwworm Great Again.
June 9, 2026 at 10:37 PM
The Trump Administration: Making the Screwworm Great Again.
The first screwworm has been reported in Texas
June 4, 2026 at 11:36 AM
The first screwworm has been reported in Texas
"Mexican" screwworm.
August 22, 2026 at 8:53 PM
"Mexican" screwworm.
The cyclospora outbreak has reached 13,895 cases across 47 states.
The FDA has recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella contamination.
Screwworm cases continue to rise.
And we’ve just surpassed 2,500 measles cases — breaking 2025’s record.
“Make America Healthy Again.”
The FDA has recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella contamination.
Screwworm cases continue to rise.
And we’ve just surpassed 2,500 measles cases — breaking 2025’s record.
“Make America Healthy Again.”
August 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The cyclospora outbreak has reached 13,895 cases across 47 states.
The FDA has recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella contamination.
Screwworm cases continue to rise.
And we’ve just surpassed 2,500 measles cases — breaking 2025’s record.
“Make America Healthy Again.”
The FDA has recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella contamination.
Screwworm cases continue to rise.
And we’ve just surpassed 2,500 measles cases — breaking 2025’s record.
“Make America Healthy Again.”
A widespread screwworm outbreak in Texas could cause $1.8 billion in economic losses, according to the USDA.
Screwworm Is Back In Texas Cattle—How The Parasite Could Drive Beef Prices Even Higher
A widespread screwworm outbreak in Texas could cause $1.8 billion in economic losses, according to the USDA.
www.forbes.com
June 4, 2026 at 3:00 PM
A widespread screwworm outbreak in Texas could cause $1.8 billion in economic losses, according to the USDA.
RFK Jr and his cronies refuse to take a question about screwworm during a press conference
June 8, 2026 at 7:18 PM
RFK Jr and his cronies refuse to take a question about screwworm during a press conference
The screwworm outbreak is cased by American farms this time around. It’s the American screwworm
August 22, 2026 at 1:38 PM
The screwworm outbreak is cased by American farms this time around. It’s the American screwworm
Screwworm: as if you needed another reason to give up eating meat.
June 5, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Screwworm: as if you needed another reason to give up eating meat.
Mexico confirms first human case of screwworm myiasis reut.rs/42PvIGO
April 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Mexico confirms first human case of screwworm myiasis reut.rs/42PvIGO
Huh, would be nice if we'd had some sort of screwworm eradication program intended to stop screwworm from reaching the US.
June 4, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Huh, would be nice if we'd had some sort of screwworm eradication program intended to stop screwworm from reaching the US.
Quintessential Trump:
In 2025, Trump axed the program to combat New World Screwworm, stating that they had "saved" $1.5 million a year.
In 2026, the Trump announces a $1 billion emergency program to combat the Screwworm outbreak.
$1 billion would have funded the old program for 667 years.
In 2025, Trump axed the program to combat New World Screwworm, stating that they had "saved" $1.5 million a year.
In 2026, the Trump announces a $1 billion emergency program to combat the Screwworm outbreak.
$1 billion would have funded the old program for 667 years.
June 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Quintessential Trump:
In 2025, Trump axed the program to combat New World Screwworm, stating that they had "saved" $1.5 million a year.
In 2026, the Trump announces a $1 billion emergency program to combat the Screwworm outbreak.
$1 billion would have funded the old program for 667 years.
In 2025, Trump axed the program to combat New World Screwworm, stating that they had "saved" $1.5 million a year.
In 2026, the Trump announces a $1 billion emergency program to combat the Screwworm outbreak.
$1 billion would have funded the old program for 667 years.