Dropshippers, cryptobeleggers, influencers, scrummasters
February 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Dropshippers, cryptobeleggers, influencers, scrummasters
Scrummasters den Hering aus dem Fischbrötchen klauen ✊✊
October 28, 2023 at 8:08 AM
Scrummasters den Hering aus dem Fischbrötchen klauen ✊✊
I’m actually shocked that there’s no mention of “Agile scrummasters” in this project manager erotica
July 7, 2024 at 8:14 PM
I’m actually shocked that there’s no mention of “Agile scrummasters” in this project manager erotica
*in the most annoying tech-bro sales voice possible* Using agile design principles, we are able to deliver our clients solutions that are granular, modular, scaleable, dynamic, and fit-to-purpose. Our scrummasters work with cross-functional teams to develop dynamic, cross-cutting approaches that
February 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
*in the most annoying tech-bro sales voice possible* Using agile design principles, we are able to deliver our clients solutions that are granular, modular, scaleable, dynamic, and fit-to-purpose. Our scrummasters work with cross-functional teams to develop dynamic, cross-cutting approaches that
Mijn Scrummasters zijn op oorlogspad (niet naar mij) en ik kan er niet aan doen maar ik ben zo trots op hun argumentatie. Die hebben zo veel bijgeleerd over team dynamiek en zelforganisatie! Ook ik:
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media.tenor.com
August 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Mijn Scrummasters zijn op oorlogspad (niet naar mij) en ik kan er niet aan doen maar ik ben zo trots op hun argumentatie. Die hebben zo veel bijgeleerd over team dynamiek en zelforganisatie! Ook ik:
‘Product owner scrummaster Agile coach’
(Het bestaat. Verder: geen idee. Is misschien ook wel hartstikke nuttig hoor. Voor ik de scrummasters op mijn dak krijg)
(Het bestaat. Verder: geen idee. Is misschien ook wel hartstikke nuttig hoor. Voor ik de scrummasters op mijn dak krijg)
February 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
‘Product owner scrummaster Agile coach’
(Het bestaat. Verder: geen idee. Is misschien ook wel hartstikke nuttig hoor. Voor ik de scrummasters op mijn dak krijg)
(Het bestaat. Verder: geen idee. Is misschien ook wel hartstikke nuttig hoor. Voor ik de scrummasters op mijn dak krijg)
We went full circle 🤓😏❤️
niemand:
wirklich niemand:
scrummasters: „lasst uns doch hierzu eine kl retro machen und sog pain points finden damit wir den kapitalismus weiter nach vorne ficken können ohne angstbauchis 🥰🥰 🥰“
niemand:
wirklich niemand:
scrummasters: „lasst uns doch hierzu eine kl retro machen und sog pain points finden damit wir den kapitalismus weiter nach vorne ficken können ohne angstbauchis 🥰🥰 🥰“
October 27, 2023 at 3:47 PM
We went full circle 🤓😏❤️
niemand:
wirklich niemand:
scrummasters: „lasst uns doch hierzu eine kl retro machen und sog pain points finden damit wir den kapitalismus weiter nach vorne ficken können ohne angstbauchis 🥰🥰 🥰“
niemand:
wirklich niemand:
scrummasters: „lasst uns doch hierzu eine kl retro machen und sog pain points finden damit wir den kapitalismus weiter nach vorne ficken können ohne angstbauchis 🥰🥰 🥰“
Sounds about right
I've had to tell more than a few "ScrumMasters" and delivery "leaders" that no, 100% utilization is not even remotely reasonable and doesn't even make sense when you account for all the damn "ceremonies" they want
I've had to tell more than a few "ScrumMasters" and delivery "leaders" that no, 100% utilization is not even remotely reasonable and doesn't even make sense when you account for all the damn "ceremonies" they want
June 22, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Sounds about right
I've had to tell more than a few "ScrumMasters" and delivery "leaders" that no, 100% utilization is not even remotely reasonable and doesn't even make sense when you account for all the damn "ceremonies" they want
I've had to tell more than a few "ScrumMasters" and delivery "leaders" that no, 100% utilization is not even remotely reasonable and doesn't even make sense when you account for all the damn "ceremonies" they want
I've argued that while GenAI can reduce critical thinking, using it well actually requires more critical thinking. So how can these tools help develop that skill?
For 10+ years, I've encouraged ScrumMasters to use Systems Thinking for deeper problem understanding.
For 10+ years, I've encouraged ScrumMasters to use Systems Thinking for deeper problem understanding.
January 22, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I've argued that while GenAI can reduce critical thinking, using it well actually requires more critical thinking. So how can these tools help develop that skill?
For 10+ years, I've encouraged ScrumMasters to use Systems Thinking for deeper problem understanding.
For 10+ years, I've encouraged ScrumMasters to use Systems Thinking for deeper problem understanding.
Where are the Black #projectmanagers #technicalprojectmanagers #itprojectmanagers and #scrummasters ? #pmi #csm #agile
November 25, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Where are the Black #projectmanagers #technicalprojectmanagers #itprojectmanagers and #scrummasters ? #pmi #csm #agile
Proud of our teams’ achievements at the #Hackathon2025 in #Berlin.
🏆 Team "ScrumMasters" took 1st place with their #AI-powered model checking solution.
🥈 Team "Check Mate" and 🥉Team "Bonsai BIM" impressed with innovative ideas on #sustainability and software integration.
A truly fantastic event!
🏆 Team "ScrumMasters" took 1st place with their #AI-powered model checking solution.
🥈 Team "Check Mate" and 🥉Team "Bonsai BIM" impressed with innovative ideas on #sustainability and software integration.
A truly fantastic event!
September 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Proud of our teams’ achievements at the #Hackathon2025 in #Berlin.
🏆 Team "ScrumMasters" took 1st place with their #AI-powered model checking solution.
🥈 Team "Check Mate" and 🥉Team "Bonsai BIM" impressed with innovative ideas on #sustainability and software integration.
A truly fantastic event!
🏆 Team "ScrumMasters" took 1st place with their #AI-powered model checking solution.
🥈 Team "Check Mate" and 🥉Team "Bonsai BIM" impressed with innovative ideas on #sustainability and software integration.
A truly fantastic event!
Kennt das jemand: leadingwithobeya.com/what-is-obeya/
Scheint viele Ressourcen für #ScrumMasters zu beinhalten
Scheint viele Ressourcen für #ScrumMasters zu beinhalten
March 20, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Kennt das jemand: leadingwithobeya.com/what-is-obeya/
Scheint viele Ressourcen für #ScrumMasters zu beinhalten
Scheint viele Ressourcen für #ScrumMasters zu beinhalten
Tussen droom en daad staan scrummasters met praktische bezwaren
October 10, 2023 at 10:31 AM
Tussen droom en daad staan scrummasters met praktische bezwaren
I've spent 10+ years encouraging ScrumMasters to use Systems Thinking to understand team challenges. The problem? It's hard to remember all the questions. That's where GenAI actually helps.
I built a Claude skill to save some effort: instead of memorizing a framework, you tell the AI your story.
I built a Claude skill to save some effort: instead of memorizing a framework, you tell the AI your story.
Systems Thinking with GenAI: Solve Deep Team Problems
GenAI helps you apply Systems Thinking to team problems. Understand the interconnected parts and avoid common traps like local optimization.
agilepainrelief.com
January 26, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I've spent 10+ years encouraging ScrumMasters to use Systems Thinking to understand team challenges. The problem? It's hard to remember all the questions. That's where GenAI actually helps.
I built a Claude skill to save some effort: instead of memorizing a framework, you tell the AI your story.
I built a Claude skill to save some effort: instead of memorizing a framework, you tell the AI your story.
It's funny that right as everyone got sick of scrummasters and eliminated them we actually do need someone who's just full time wrangling tickets and working on unblocking things.
April 7, 2026 at 7:22 PM
It's funny that right as everyone got sick of scrummasters and eliminated them we actually do need someone who's just full time wrangling tickets and working on unblocking things.
Anne Ruskamp and Brian Zimmer host a Hands-On Full-Day Workshop July 22nd at Nebraska.Code().
Check out 'Diverge, Then Converge' here: nebraskacode.amegala.com
#DontPanicLabs #ProductLifecycle #TechLeads #ProductManagers #ScrumMasters #ProjectManagers #TechWorkshop #ProjectManagement #Heartland
Check out 'Diverge, Then Converge' here: nebraskacode.amegala.com
#DontPanicLabs #ProductLifecycle #TechLeads #ProductManagers #ScrumMasters #ProjectManagers #TechWorkshop #ProjectManagement #Heartland
April 21, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Anne Ruskamp and Brian Zimmer host a Hands-On Full-Day Workshop July 22nd at Nebraska.Code().
Check out 'Diverge, Then Converge' here: nebraskacode.amegala.com
#DontPanicLabs #ProductLifecycle #TechLeads #ProductManagers #ScrumMasters #ProjectManagers #TechWorkshop #ProjectManagement #Heartland
Check out 'Diverge, Then Converge' here: nebraskacode.amegala.com
#DontPanicLabs #ProductLifecycle #TechLeads #ProductManagers #ScrumMasters #ProjectManagers #TechWorkshop #ProjectManagement #Heartland
Well put:
"there was a trend of laying off so-called ScrumMasters. [...] When you look closer, they are not really firing real ScrumMasters but some sort of [...] Scrum 'Project' Masters, Scrum 'Ceremonies' Masters, or Scrum 'Jira' Masters. "
agile-scrum.com/2023/10/26/w...
"there was a trend of laying off so-called ScrumMasters. [...] When you look closer, they are not really firing real ScrumMasters but some sort of [...] Scrum 'Project' Masters, Scrum 'Ceremonies' Masters, or Scrum 'Jira' Masters. "
agile-scrum.com/2023/10/26/w...
October 27, 2023 at 8:50 AM
Well put:
"there was a trend of laying off so-called ScrumMasters. [...] When you look closer, they are not really firing real ScrumMasters but some sort of [...] Scrum 'Project' Masters, Scrum 'Ceremonies' Masters, or Scrum 'Jira' Masters. "
agile-scrum.com/2023/10/26/w...
"there was a trend of laying off so-called ScrumMasters. [...] When you look closer, they are not really firing real ScrumMasters but some sort of [...] Scrum 'Project' Masters, Scrum 'Ceremonies' Masters, or Scrum 'Jira' Masters. "
agile-scrum.com/2023/10/26/w...
I wrote these guidelines after watching teams struggle with role confusion and keep reusing it as needed. Do you have any go-to ways to realign the roles when they're out of sync? mbbroberg.fun/garden/produ...
Product Management – Signs of Healthy Engineering Relationships
Product Management requires an effective partnership with Engineering. In my leadership experience, when an organization is still transitioning from Scrummasters or Product Owners to Product…
mbbroberg.fun
May 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I wrote these guidelines after watching teams struggle with role confusion and keep reusing it as needed. Do you have any go-to ways to realign the roles when they're out of sync? mbbroberg.fun/garden/produ...
Dear #scrummasters - I understand that team names are fun. I get it, I really do. But I interact with 50+ scrum teams and I will never remember that Team Tahoe is building features for a client vs Team Sedona focusing on performance improvements. Stop trying to make team names happen, k, thx
January 22, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Dear #scrummasters - I understand that team names are fun. I get it, I really do. But I interact with 50+ scrum teams and I will never remember that Team Tahoe is building features for a client vs Team Sedona focusing on performance improvements. Stop trying to make team names happen, k, thx
No archetype, no score for the wall, no gobbledygook. 8 questions, 3 min, on how you actually spent your last couple of Sprints. Get back an honest map plus one recommendation. Works for ScrumMasters, PMs, and anyone covering the role.
August 25, 2026 at 6:42 PM
No archetype, no score for the wall, no gobbledygook. 8 questions, 3 min, on how you actually spent your last couple of Sprints. Get back an honest map plus one recommendation. Works for ScrumMasters, PMs, and anyone covering the role.
Self-organization fails for predictable reasons: hierarchy overriding the team's decisions, matrix reporting with misaligned managers, or a dominant personality crowding others out. Best ScrumMasters step back, not in.
August 21, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Self-organization fails for predictable reasons: hierarchy overriding the team's decisions, matrix reporting with misaligned managers, or a dominant personality crowding others out. Best ScrumMasters step back, not in.
I liked a @YouTube video Episode 1: Why do ScrumMasters feel pressure to be an agile coach?
November 17, 2024 at 8:02 PM
I liked a @YouTube video Episode 1: Why do ScrumMasters feel pressure to be an agile coach?
The antidote? Use AI to validate faster, not ship faster.
ScrumMasters: frame Sprint Goals as “learn whether X solves problem Y.” Product Owners: run three small experiments in the time it used to take to build one feature.
ScrumMasters: frame Sprint Goals as “learn whether X solves problem Y.” Product Owners: run three small experiments in the time it used to take to build one feature.
February 23, 2026 at 7:30 PM
The antidote? Use AI to validate faster, not ship faster.
ScrumMasters: frame Sprint Goals as “learn whether X solves problem Y.” Product Owners: run three small experiments in the time it used to take to build one feature.
ScrumMasters: frame Sprint Goals as “learn whether X solves problem Y.” Product Owners: run three small experiments in the time it used to take to build one feature.