“i woke up every morning and name searched myself on twitter. i am normal by the way”
The lede is like something a soldier might have written decades after storming Omaha Beach, and having lived long enough to tell his grandchildren about how he somehow survived that fateful day.
September 28, 2026 at 2:13 AM
“i woke up every morning and name searched myself on twitter. i am normal by the way”
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
A legal asylum-seeker who works at Chipotle and plays music at a church in Maine went missing. His pastor searched and searched, eventually finding his abandoned car with the keys on the floor.
ICE grabbed him. No criminal record. No explanation.
ICE grabbed him. No criminal record. No explanation.
January 29, 2026 at 3:58 PM
A legal asylum-seeker who works at Chipotle and plays music at a church in Maine went missing. His pastor searched and searched, eventually finding his abandoned car with the keys on the floor.
ICE grabbed him. No criminal record. No explanation.
ICE grabbed him. No criminal record. No explanation.
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
More than 100 pieces of potential evidence, including computers, were removed from Epstein’s home before the government searched it in 2005.
Private Investigators Who Removed Epstein Evidence From His Home Must Testify, Lawmakers Say
More than 100 pieces of potential evidence, including computers, were removed from Epstein’s home before the government searched it in 2005.
www.forbes.com
March 27, 2026 at 1:40 PM
More than 100 pieces of potential evidence, including computers, were removed from Epstein’s home before the government searched it in 2005.
The first time I searched Trump, there were over 900 records found.
I also confirmed there are now 332.
I also confirmed there are now 332.
December 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The first time I searched Trump, there were over 900 records found.
I also confirmed there are now 332.
I also confirmed there are now 332.
Senile Satan: “The fake news, they searched the arena. There are thousands of people outside, they searched the arena for a seat.”
I wonder why the “thousands of people” didn’t come inside. There were plenty of empty seats.
I wonder why the “thousands of people” didn’t come inside. There were plenty of empty seats.
September 12, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Senile Satan: “The fake news, they searched the arena. There are thousands of people outside, they searched the arena for a seat.”
I wonder why the “thousands of people” didn’t come inside. There were plenty of empty seats.
I wonder why the “thousands of people” didn’t come inside. There were plenty of empty seats.
My husband rescued a lost dog tonight and searched our neighborhood until he found the owner. I love him so much.❤️
July 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My husband rescued a lost dog tonight and searched our neighborhood until he found the owner. I love him so much.❤️
"I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments."
No. He hasn’t. Or he would have learned the following.👇
No. He hasn’t. Or he would have learned the following.👇
February 14, 2026 at 11:48 AM
"I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments."
No. He hasn’t. Or he would have learned the following.👇
No. He hasn’t. Or he would have learned the following.👇
I never, ever want google to show me searches I did in the past. The person who searched for those things is dead.
January 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I never, ever want google to show me searches I did in the past. The person who searched for those things is dead.
Zuckerberg macht ernst: auf Instagram werden Posts zu den Hashtags #savedemocracy #fascist #project2025 #antifascist #bidenharris nicht mehr angezeigt, da sie „sensible Inhalte“ darstellen würde. Wer Faschisten unterstützt, für den sind das halt „sensible Inhalte“.
January 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Zuckerberg macht ernst: auf Instagram werden Posts zu den Hashtags #savedemocracy #fascist #project2025 #antifascist #bidenharris nicht mehr angezeigt, da sie „sensible Inhalte“ darstellen würde. Wer Faschisten unterstützt, für den sind das halt „sensible Inhalte“.
Federal appeals court rules in favor of motorist searched after fabricated traffic stop. “The officers... claimed Rosales had ‘failed to signal’ his turn. ....dashcam video showed... [the] Mustang’s left-turn signal was blinking as [he] waited at the intersection." reason.com/2026/09/28/t...
The 5th Circuit rejects qualified immunity for cops who searched a driver after a bogus traffic stop
Dashcam footage contradicted the officers' claim that the driver failed to signal before they questioned him about drugs and searched him.
reason.com
September 30, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Federal appeals court rules in favor of motorist searched after fabricated traffic stop. “The officers... claimed Rosales had ‘failed to signal’ his turn. ....dashcam video showed... [the] Mustang’s left-turn signal was blinking as [he] waited at the intersection." reason.com/2026/09/28/t...
Woah: Feds arrested a Google employee today, who they say made $1M+ betting on Google-related Polymarket events. Here are a few of the markets the account allegedly belonging to the employee wagered on.
abcnews.com/US/google-em...
abcnews.com/US/google-em...
May 27, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Woah: Feds arrested a Google employee today, who they say made $1M+ betting on Google-related Polymarket events. Here are a few of the markets the account allegedly belonging to the employee wagered on.
abcnews.com/US/google-em...
abcnews.com/US/google-em...
This isn't my favorite, but it IS the last one I searched for.
January 4, 2026 at 5:24 AM
This isn't my favorite, but it IS the last one I searched for.
An apt demand from someone who I am pretty sure has never once soul searched abt a generations worth of fatuous columns
May 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
An apt demand from someone who I am pretty sure has never once soul searched abt a generations worth of fatuous columns
Sometimes you are not given what you searched for, but what you need
May 8, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Sometimes you are not given what you searched for, but what you need
look what my husband searched for
June 29, 2024 at 4:25 PM
look what my husband searched for
Rothschild bank in Paris was searched as part of the Epstein investigation, AFP reports.
March 24, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Rothschild bank in Paris was searched as part of the Epstein investigation, AFP reports.
I searched your posts and found this
June 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I searched your posts and found this
Rosalina Answers the Web's Most Searched Question #SuperMarioGalaxyMovie
April 7, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Rosalina Answers the Web's Most Searched Question #SuperMarioGalaxyMovie
Kid me would have searched fruitlessly for those Skulltilleys
October 6, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Kid me would have searched fruitlessly for those Skulltilleys
Scoop: Texas police used Flock's license plate cameras to search *nationwide* for a woman who had a self-managed abortion. Claim it was "about her safety"
www.404media.co/a-texas-cop-...
www.404media.co/a-texas-cop-...
A Texas Cop Searched License Plate Cameras Nationwide for a Woman Who Got an Abortion
The sheriff said the woman self-administered the abortion and her family were concerned for her safety, so authorities searched through Flock cameras. Experts are still concerned that a cop in a state...
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May 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Scoop: Texas police used Flock's license plate cameras to search *nationwide* for a woman who had a self-managed abortion. Claim it was "about her safety"
www.404media.co/a-texas-cop-...
www.404media.co/a-texas-cop-...
Someone on Reddit searched for (the non-existent) John Wick 5, and Google spared no expense to lie to them.
January 3, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Someone on Reddit searched for (the non-existent) John Wick 5, and Google spared no expense to lie to them.
"We searched the entyre internet!"
What archivists heare: "We searched the entyre small airport bookeshoppe!"
What archivists heare: "We searched the entyre small airport bookeshoppe!"
August 5, 2026 at 4:12 AM
"We searched the entyre internet!"
What archivists heare: "We searched the entyre small airport bookeshoppe!"
What archivists heare: "We searched the entyre small airport bookeshoppe!"
How long until we’re getting strip-searched at the airport again?
March 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
How long until we’re getting strip-searched at the airport again?