They were seashells. A picture of seashells.
May 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
They were seashells. A picture of seashells.
Seashells by the seashore
July 21, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Seashells by the seashore
Really mean seashells
May 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Really mean seashells
Seashells Transform Suburban Bathroom Into Tropical Hideaway https://theonion.com/seashells-transform-suburban-bathroom-into-tropical-hid-1819571584/
April 3, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Seashells Transform Suburban Bathroom Into Tropical Hideaway https://theonion.com/seashells-transform-suburban-bathroom-into-tropical-hid-1819571584/
They received presidential pardons for this ‘message’ and it wasn’t seashells on a beach.
May 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
They received presidential pardons for this ‘message’ and it wasn’t seashells on a beach.
it's a photo of seashells on the beach
May 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
it's a photo of seashells on the beach
Prisoner: “What are you in for?”
James Comey: “Seashells.”
James Comey: “Seashells.”
September 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Prisoner: “What are you in for?”
James Comey: “Seashells.”
James Comey: “Seashells.”
Evidence that James Comey’s absurd seashells indictment is selective and vindictive:
Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche said Wednesday that the Justice Department's decision to investigate James Comey for his "86 47" Instagram post does not mean that everyone who posts or displays those numbers will be prosecuted.
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Blanche, asked if DOJ will now prosecute every post of '86 47,' says 'every case is different'
Acting AG Todd Blanche says the DOJ's decision to investigate James Comey for his "86 47" Instagram post does not mean everyone who posts that will be prosecuted.
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May 1, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Evidence that James Comey’s absurd seashells indictment is selective and vindictive:
What if I just type 8647 instead of using seashells? Will I be okay?
May 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
What if I just type 8647 instead of using seashells? Will I be okay?
Seashells by the seashore
July 6, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Seashells by the seashore
Let's go get some seashells💙
November 20, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Let's go get some seashells💙
The three seashells
February 18, 2026 at 8:02 PM
The three seashells
new sketchbook came so seashells
February 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
new sketchbook came so seashells
JACK SMITH: "James Comey, Letita James, Jerome Powell... there's no criminality there. I mean, seashells? Come on."
July 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
JACK SMITH: "James Comey, Letita James, Jerome Powell... there's no criminality there. I mean, seashells? Come on."
Here are some nice mushrooms
January 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
Trump is scared of seashells.
Trump on Comey: "He knew exactly what that meant ... it meant assassination. It says it loud and clear ... he's calling for the assassination of the president ... it's gonna be up to Pam ... he's a dirty cop."
May 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Trump is scared of seashells.
The loudmouth who threatened to destroy an entire civilization feels threatened by pictures of seashells.
April 30, 2026 at 2:49 AM
The loudmouth who threatened to destroy an entire civilization feels threatened by pictures of seashells.
They were too busy today focused on a ballroom, a joke by Kimmel, and seashells. The important stuff.
April 28, 2026 at 10:45 PM
They were too busy today focused on a ballroom, a joke by Kimmel, and seashells. The important stuff.
“What are you in for?”
“Seashells.”
“Seashells.”
April 28, 2026 at 10:05 PM
“What are you in for?”
“Seashells.”
“Seashells.”
Seashells alert!
Fox Business and Steve Scalise clutch their pearls over Ted Lieu tweeting "8647"
May 5, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Seashells alert!