the fucking SecAg, everyone
Brooke Rollins: "Instead of eating less beef as the price continued to rise, Americans began to eat more beef. And even though the price of a pound of ground beef was $6.50, most Americans say, 'I'm good with that. I want this protein for my family.' So they continue to buy."
September 21, 2026 at 3:13 PM
the fucking SecAg, everyone
In all the years I worked for the USDA Forest Service, including the years I worked for the Washington Office and in all the years since covering Wildland Fire... I have NEVER seen #USFS employees more unhappy than those forced to be props behind this dip shit SecAg ending roadless areas.
June 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
In all the years I worked for the USDA Forest Service, including the years I worked for the Washington Office and in all the years since covering Wildland Fire... I have NEVER seen #USFS employees more unhappy than those forced to be props behind this dip shit SecAg ending roadless areas.
(There’s a whole subplot here about this bullshit causing a massive rift with his deranged Bircher SecAg that nearly got said SecAg fired and led him to a career as a fanatic pro-segregation activist but that’s a story for another time and I assume a fair number of you are already familiar with it)
June 21, 2026 at 4:56 PM
(There’s a whole subplot here about this bullshit causing a massive rift with his deranged Bircher SecAg that nearly got said SecAg fired and led him to a career as a fanatic pro-segregation activist but that’s a story for another time and I assume a fair number of you are already familiar with it)
It was SecAg Rollins who told us to produce our own eggs. My neighbors are opposed to a slaughterhouse however.
August 20, 2026 at 5:44 PM
It was SecAg Rollins who told us to produce our own eggs. My neighbors are opposed to a slaughterhouse however.
Eternal Dem SecAg
September 24, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Eternal Dem SecAg
Interestingly, "just grow food in your yard" is not *actually" a "plan"
March 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Interestingly, "just grow food in your yard" is not *actually" a "plan"
there's really not anything bigger than a state besides the presidency. Maybe SecDef and or SecAg.
August 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
there's really not anything bigger than a state besides the presidency. Maybe SecDef and or SecAg.
showing how tone deaf SecAg is, suggesting people get chickens in middle of bird flu crisis.
March 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
showing how tone deaf SecAg is, suggesting people get chickens in middle of bird flu crisis.
I’m pretty sure our HOA draws the line at raising cattle. They gave in when SecAg Blamealot told us to produce our own eggs.
August 20, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I’m pretty sure our HOA draws the line at raising cattle. They gave in when SecAg Blamealot told us to produce our own eggs.
Andy Biersack for SecAg (this is a bit niche)
November 13, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Andy Biersack for SecAg (this is a bit niche)
Let’s see SecAg Brooke Rollins work the fields for just 3 weeks and report back.
July 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Let’s see SecAg Brooke Rollins work the fields for just 3 weeks and report back.
MSNow: Trump's claim of 300,000 tons of ground beef being imported before the mid-terms w/o tariffs is looking like so much more Trump bullshit; it's been almost a week, Trump refuses to ID the exporter, and SecAg Brooke Rollins has no agreement and no timeline for starting importation. It's BS.
August 26, 2026 at 4:00 PM
MSNow: Trump's claim of 300,000 tons of ground beef being imported before the mid-terms w/o tariffs is looking like so much more Trump bullshit; it's been almost a week, Trump refuses to ID the exporter, and SecAg Brooke Rollins has no agreement and no timeline for starting importation. It's BS.
That must be the “and something else” SecAg Rollins was referring to when introducing her Chump Happy Meal that would cost us only $3. A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a tortilla chip, and a Costco hot dog.
Seriously, it IS the best deal anywhere and I eat one every time chance I get!
Seriously, it IS the best deal anywhere and I eat one every time chance I get!
January 20, 2026 at 6:19 PM
That must be the “and something else” SecAg Rollins was referring to when introducing her Chump Happy Meal that would cost us only $3. A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a tortilla chip, and a Costco hot dog.
Seriously, it IS the best deal anywhere and I eat one every time chance I get!
Seriously, it IS the best deal anywhere and I eat one every time chance I get!
Trump’s cronies are sick sadistic f#cking a-holes who enjoy making people suffer
SECAG Brooke Rollins crows about taking away millions of Americans’ food stamp benefits bc they “don’t need it” or are defrauding the GOV
www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
SECAG Brooke Rollins crows about taking away millions of Americans’ food stamp benefits bc they “don’t need it” or are defrauding the GOV
www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
April 30, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Trump’s cronies are sick sadistic f#cking a-holes who enjoy making people suffer
SECAG Brooke Rollins crows about taking away millions of Americans’ food stamp benefits bc they “don’t need it” or are defrauding the GOV
www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
SECAG Brooke Rollins crows about taking away millions of Americans’ food stamp benefits bc they “don’t need it” or are defrauding the GOV
www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
@pingree.house.gov @senangusking.bsky.social This blatant proselytizing to USDA employees from SecAg is grotesque and corrosive to the Federal workforce. I realize it's not the biggest thing right now, but we still need opposition to this further erosion of the Constitution
April 5, 2026 at 9:23 PM
@pingree.house.gov @senangusking.bsky.social This blatant proselytizing to USDA employees from SecAg is grotesque and corrosive to the Federal workforce. I realize it's not the biggest thing right now, but we still need opposition to this further erosion of the Constitution
I can now say, with near absolute assurance, that I would be a better President, VP, SecDef, SecEd, SecState, SecAg, or most any other cabinet post than their current occupants and I would be *terrible* at most of it.
one of the things that's great about the Trump administration is that I constantly learn about jobs I am apparently overqualified for
If the US Coast Guard stops a ship in international waters and seizes their cocaine, is that a war crime? The ship has not done anything illegal. Should we prosecute the Coast Guard Captain for piracy?
December 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I can now say, with near absolute assurance, that I would be a better President, VP, SecDef, SecEd, SecState, SecAg, or most any other cabinet post than their current occupants and I would be *terrible* at most of it.
It’s a mirror account not the actual SecAg account.
April 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
It’s a mirror account not the actual SecAg account.
curious.. 19 Dems voted YES on the SecAg nomination...
March 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
curious.. 19 Dems voted YES on the SecAg nomination...
Sarah Taber (thread) on Brooksie Rollins' ignorance abt crop harvesting (and "ignorance" is being kind).
If Sarah Taber tells you that SecAg is full of shit, you can place bets on SecAg being full of shit and expect to win big.
Highly recommended. (Comes with @jfallows.bsky.social ptr, btw)
If Sarah Taber tells you that SecAg is full of shit, you can place bets on SecAg being full of shit and expect to win big.
Highly recommended. (Comes with @jfallows.bsky.social ptr, btw)
So. I've been on field manual labor crews where most of my coworkers were convicts.
I've also worked with a lot of tech companies on automating farms.
And this press conference is incredible. Rollins hasn't the foggiest clue what she's on about.
I've also worked with a lot of tech companies on automating farms.
And this press conference is incredible. Rollins hasn't the foggiest clue what she's on about.
Brooke Rollins on farm laborers: "There will be no amnesty. The mass deportations continue, but in a strategic way. And we move the workforce toward automation and 100% American participation, which with 34 million able-bodied on Medicaid we should be able to do fairly quickly."
July 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Sarah Taber (thread) on Brooksie Rollins' ignorance abt crop harvesting (and "ignorance" is being kind).
If Sarah Taber tells you that SecAg is full of shit, you can place bets on SecAg being full of shit and expect to win big.
Highly recommended. (Comes with @jfallows.bsky.social ptr, btw)
If Sarah Taber tells you that SecAg is full of shit, you can place bets on SecAg being full of shit and expect to win big.
Highly recommended. (Comes with @jfallows.bsky.social ptr, btw)
carter ran an extremely weak campaign while ford's was generally more competent. they spent long stretches of 1976 virtually tied in the polls.
then in the final stretch, ford had a completely unnecessary debate, had a bad jobs report, had to fire his racist SecAg, and literally lost his voice.
then in the final stretch, ford had a completely unnecessary debate, had a bad jobs report, had to fire his racist SecAg, and literally lost his voice.
February 27, 2026 at 7:52 PM
carter ran an extremely weak campaign while ford's was generally more competent. they spent long stretches of 1976 virtually tied in the polls.
then in the final stretch, ford had a completely unnecessary debate, had a bad jobs report, had to fire his racist SecAg, and literally lost his voice.
then in the final stretch, ford had a completely unnecessary debate, had a bad jobs report, had to fire his racist SecAg, and literally lost his voice.
I meant "in the last Trump admin"
Tom Vilsack was SECAG under both Obama and Biden.
And Sec Vilsack was respected and liked,
Tom Vilsack was SECAG under both Obama and Biden.
And Sec Vilsack was respected and liked,
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I meant "in the last Trump admin"
Tom Vilsack was SECAG under both Obama and Biden.
And Sec Vilsack was respected and liked,
Tom Vilsack was SECAG under both Obama and Biden.
And Sec Vilsack was respected and liked,
Trump’s SecAg has children.
Ask her to send her kids to help w the harvest.
Ask her to send her kids to help w the harvest.
August 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Trump’s SecAg has children.
Ask her to send her kids to help w the harvest.
Ask her to send her kids to help w the harvest.
Result of: 1) Trump Admin's refusal to deal with problem before it got here. Everyone saw it coming--SecAg denied it; 2) DOGE cuts to surveillance programs that warn about threats before they imperil America. Trump's disengagement from the world has real costs to Americans.
June 4, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Result of: 1) Trump Admin's refusal to deal with problem before it got here. Everyone saw it coming--SecAg denied it; 2) DOGE cuts to surveillance programs that warn about threats before they imperil America. Trump's disengagement from the world has real costs to Americans.
"wait get the SecAg in this picture, I know he's the designated survivor, but it'll just take a moment" what kind of clown show is Treasury running, the USSS used to be one of the best security agencies in the world, this relies on 'granola eating Unitarians don't have guns' to protect the principal
holy shit dawg what the fuck is this security? POTUS, VEEP, SECSTATE, and SECDEF in a barely secured public space?
A panicked Trump asks for protesters to be removed from a DC restaurant tonight
September 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"wait get the SecAg in this picture, I know he's the designated survivor, but it'll just take a moment" what kind of clown show is Treasury running, the USSS used to be one of the best security agencies in the world, this relies on 'granola eating Unitarians don't have guns' to protect the principal
SecAg was on the domestic policy council during the first go round. She wouldn’t have had to be told anything.
May 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
SecAg was on the domestic policy council during the first go round. She wouldn’t have had to be told anything.