SECDRUNK
March 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
SECDRUNK
The SECDRUNK doesn't know what's in the Constitution.
BALDWIN: What is the authority that the administration is using to deploy active duty Marines to California neighborhoods?
HEGSETH: The president has constitutional authority
BALDWIN: Cite the provision of the Constitution
HEGSETH: I'd have to pull up the specific provision
HEGSETH: The president has constitutional authority
BALDWIN: Cite the provision of the Constitution
HEGSETH: I'd have to pull up the specific provision
June 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The SECDRUNK doesn't know what's in the Constitution.
SECDRUNK might want to review this one:
March 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
SECDRUNK might want to review this one:
Would love for a reporter or ten to call up Susan Collins et al and ask how they're feeling about backing SECDRUNK Pete Hegseth.
March 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Would love for a reporter or ten to call up Susan Collins et al and ask how they're feeling about backing SECDRUNK Pete Hegseth.
SECDRUNK Hegseth and The White House Clown Show
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SECDRUNK Hegseth and The White House Clown Show
A recording from Rick Wilson and Stuart Stevens
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March 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
SECDRUNK Hegseth and The White House Clown Show
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SecDrunk disgraced us all.
Nothing follows.
Nothing follows.
June 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
SecDrunk disgraced us all.
Nothing follows.
Nothing follows.
”No Fatties”, says SecDrunk.
“No Drunkards”, say the rest of us.
“No Drunkards”, say the rest of us.
September 30, 2026 at 11:50 PM
”No Fatties”, says SecDrunk.
“No Drunkards”, say the rest of us.
“No Drunkards”, say the rest of us.
Another flattering photo of SecDrunk.
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March 16, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Another flattering photo of SecDrunk.
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SECDRUNK 🤣🤣 It would be funnier if it wasn't true!
Would love for a reporter or ten to call up Susan Collins et al and ask how they're feeling about backing SECDRUNK Pete Hegseth.
March 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
SECDRUNK 🤣🤣 It would be funnier if it wasn't true!
A Navy Veteran Who Worked In Intelligence Says SECDRUNK Hegseth is “Unfit To Lead” https://twp.ai/4ilrZ5
politizoom.com
A Navy Veteran Who Worked In Intelligence Says SECDRUNK Hegseth is “Unfit To Lead”
twp.ai
April 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
A Navy Veteran Who Worked In Intelligence Says SECDRUNK Hegseth is “Unfit To Lead” https://twp.ai/4ilrZ5
Dear senior Pentagon officials/commanders.
Do, please re-read the Establishment Clause to SecDrunk before allowing him to be a performative hypocrite in front of the troops again.
Do, please re-read the Establishment Clause to SecDrunk before allowing him to be a performative hypocrite in front of the troops again.
September 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Dear senior Pentagon officials/commanders.
Do, please re-read the Establishment Clause to SecDrunk before allowing him to be a performative hypocrite in front of the troops again.
Do, please re-read the Establishment Clause to SecDrunk before allowing him to be a performative hypocrite in front of the troops again.
I bring you, DUI Hire SECDRUNK Pete "WhiskeyLeaks" Hegseth folks. 🤦
March 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I bring you, DUI Hire SECDRUNK Pete "WhiskeyLeaks" Hegseth folks. 🤦
If they'll wiretap their own people, what do you think they're doing to you?
#SecDrunk #ResignTraitor
#SecDrunk #ResignTraitor
May 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If they'll wiretap their own people, what do you think they're doing to you?
#SecDrunk #ResignTraitor
#SecDrunk #ResignTraitor
Are we certain which "VP" SECDRUNK is agreeing with so enthusiastically?
March 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Are we certain which "VP" SECDRUNK is agreeing with so enthusiastically?
Nice way to remove SecDrunk and possibly return some level of sobriety and competence to the office, but Tennessee will likely accept him with open arms.
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Secretary Sh*tfaced Might Want To Be GOVERNOR Sh*tfaced?
How many jobs can one man be utterly unqualified for?
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July 31, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Nice way to remove SecDrunk and possibly return some level of sobriety and competence to the office, but Tennessee will likely accept him with open arms.
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“You first, SecDrunk.”
December 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
“You first, SecDrunk.”
I see SecDrunk wants to talk about polygraphs in the military.
I hope he realizes that (a) he better be the first in line, and (b) there's a reason why polygraph results aren't used in courts.
www.apa.org/topics/cogni...
I hope he realizes that (a) he better be the first in line, and (b) there's a reason why polygraph results aren't used in courts.
www.apa.org/topics/cogni...
www.apa.org
October 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I see SecDrunk wants to talk about polygraphs in the military.
I hope he realizes that (a) he better be the first in line, and (b) there's a reason why polygraph results aren't used in courts.
www.apa.org/topics/cogni...
I hope he realizes that (a) he better be the first in line, and (b) there's a reason why polygraph results aren't used in courts.
www.apa.org/topics/cogni...
A head of lettuce or SecDrunk, which will last longest?
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to my right. Here I am stuck in the middle with you, fire this asshole already. I’m tired of our soldiers being put in harms way because of this dudes ineptitude!!
April 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
A head of lettuce or SecDrunk, which will last longest?
This is doomed to fail.
SecDrunk asking Ketamine Space Karen how to be that much more of a self-hating twit is not my idea of leadership.
SecDrunk asking Ketamine Space Karen how to be that much more of a self-hating twit is not my idea of leadership.
Hegseth: "Project Meridian will be co-led by three of our nation's best minds: Elon Musk, Palmer Luckey, and Newt Gingrich"
October 1, 2026 at 1:53 AM
This is doomed to fail.
SecDrunk asking Ketamine Space Karen how to be that much more of a self-hating twit is not my idea of leadership.
SecDrunk asking Ketamine Space Karen how to be that much more of a self-hating twit is not my idea of leadership.
Hegseth's official title is now
SECDRUNK
SECDRUNK
June 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Hegseth's official title is now
SECDRUNK
SECDRUNK
The Friday Brief, Nov 21, 2025
Sedition and Death
Epstein: What’s Next?
Is 2026 2018, 2010, or 1994?
Tariffs Don’t Work? You Don’t Say!
TX Redistricting Plan, Killed
The Tackiness of Evil
When She’s Right, She’s Right
Butcher In The Oval
SECDRUNK Op Names
I’m 62.
open.substack.com/pub/therickw...
Sedition and Death
Epstein: What’s Next?
Is 2026 2018, 2010, or 1994?
Tariffs Don’t Work? You Don’t Say!
TX Redistricting Plan, Killed
The Tackiness of Evil
When She’s Right, She’s Right
Butcher In The Oval
SECDRUNK Op Names
I’m 62.
open.substack.com/pub/therickw...
The Friday Brief, November 21, 2025
Sedition and Death
open.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The Friday Brief, Nov 21, 2025
Sedition and Death
Epstein: What’s Next?
Is 2026 2018, 2010, or 1994?
Tariffs Don’t Work? You Don’t Say!
TX Redistricting Plan, Killed
The Tackiness of Evil
When She’s Right, She’s Right
Butcher In The Oval
SECDRUNK Op Names
I’m 62.
open.substack.com/pub/therickw...
Sedition and Death
Epstein: What’s Next?
Is 2026 2018, 2010, or 1994?
Tariffs Don’t Work? You Don’t Say!
TX Redistricting Plan, Killed
The Tackiness of Evil
When She’s Right, She’s Right
Butcher In The Oval
SECDRUNK Op Names
I’m 62.
open.substack.com/pub/therickw...
Stalin at least had a functioning officer corps to shoot. SecDrunk is gutting one that actually fights.
SecDrunk and his boss are crippling our military — just as Stalin did to the Soviet military in the 1930s.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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Hegseth to cut more generals, admirals in bid to remake military’s top ranks
The defense secretary is expected to announce that the number of top officers will be reduced by as much as 20 percent, officials said.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 29, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Stalin at least had a functioning officer corps to shoot. SecDrunk is gutting one that actually fights.
NEW: Pentagon & Pete Hegseth in total meltdown [WSJ].
Hegseth reportedly screamed: “I’LL HOOK YOU UP TO A FUCKING POLYGRAPH!” at the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs.
Hegseth went into meltdown trying to find who leaked news about Musk’s briefing on China.
He’s unstable, unfit & finished.
Hegseth reportedly screamed: “I’LL HOOK YOU UP TO A FUCKING POLYGRAPH!” at the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs.
Hegseth went into meltdown trying to find who leaked news about Musk’s briefing on China.
He’s unstable, unfit & finished.
April 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM