Cheese curds have been secured
April 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Cheese curds have been secured
Well Shit, Man Thought He Secured Infant Car Seat
March 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Well Shit, Man Thought He Secured Infant Car Seat
Perimeter secured.
March 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Perimeter secured.
ONE TINY BEBBY SECURED
September 25, 2026 at 2:29 PM
ONE TINY BEBBY SECURED
Well Shit, Man Thought He Secured Infant Car Seat
March 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Well Shit, Man Thought He Secured Infant Car Seat
July 27, 2026 at 8:34 PM
The White House claims it has secured all of Iran—when it can't even secure one DC ballroom.
April 26, 2026 at 2:30 AM
The White House claims it has secured all of Iran—when it can't even secure one DC ballroom.
🚨 MAJOR NEWS: Reps. Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna say they have now secured commitments for all 218 signatures needed to force a House vote on Epstein Files Transparency Act II.
Massie, Khanna Say They Have Secured 218 Signatures for New Epstein Files Vote
The announcement comes hours after MeidasTouch reported the discharge petition was just two signatures short of the threshold needed to force a House vote.
meidasnews.com
September 18, 2026 at 12:22 AM
🚨 MAJOR NEWS: Reps. Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna say they have now secured commitments for all 218 signatures needed to force a House vote on Epstein Files Transparency Act II.
NEWS: Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s administration has secured a record $131.5 million settlement from DoorDash after a NYC investigation found the company underpaid or failed to properly pay 264,000 delivery workers.
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September 22, 2026 at 5:07 PM
NEWS: Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s administration has secured a record $131.5 million settlement from DoorDash after a NYC investigation found the company underpaid or failed to properly pay 264,000 delivery workers.
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BREAKING EXCLUSIVE!
We have learned that AOC has secured enough votes to become the Democratic ranking member on Oversight Committee!!
Who else supports her 100%!
We have learned that AOC has secured enough votes to become the Democratic ranking member on Oversight Committee!!
Who else supports her 100%!
December 12, 2024 at 12:49 AM
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE!
We have learned that AOC has secured enough votes to become the Democratic ranking member on Oversight Committee!!
Who else supports her 100%!
We have learned that AOC has secured enough votes to become the Democratic ranking member on Oversight Committee!!
Who else supports her 100%!
promotion secured
September 22, 2026 at 2:23 PM
promotion secured
BREAKING: we just blocked Musk & Trump out of the Treasury systems!
Court order just secured — big win by us at @sddaction.bsky.social & our partners including @publiccitizen.bsky.social!
Court order just secured — big win by us at @sddaction.bsky.social & our partners including @publiccitizen.bsky.social!
February 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
BREAKING: we just blocked Musk & Trump out of the Treasury systems!
Court order just secured — big win by us at @sddaction.bsky.social & our partners including @publiccitizen.bsky.social!
Court order just secured — big win by us at @sddaction.bsky.social & our partners including @publiccitizen.bsky.social!
Fastened and secured, No escape…
February 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Fastened and secured, No escape…
A wide-flat alliance has been SECURED!!!
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#115
June 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
A wide-flat alliance has been SECURED!!!
#115
#115
the valiant defenders of Minneapolis secured an absolute *haul*
January 15, 2026 at 5:22 AM
the valiant defenders of Minneapolis secured an absolute *haul*
3 points secured 😤
September 20, 2026 at 11:13 PM
3 points secured 😤
Democrats have secured a 5-2 majority on the Pennsylvania Supreme Court, a key swing state.
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Democrats have secured a 5-2 majority on the Pennsylvania Supreme Court, a key swing state.
February 15, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Plush visited, got very secured! This is how we secured the plush!!!
September 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Plush visited, got very secured! This is how we secured the plush!!!
