They’re going to securitize klarna grocery debts
April 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
They’re going to securitize klarna grocery debts
"the US financial crisis is because they securitize subprime burrito taxi payday loans" is about as intelligent an outcome of all of this as we could expect
DoorDash and Klarna have signed a deal where customers can choose to pay for food deliveries in interest-free installments or deferred options aligned with payday schedules.
March 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"the US financial crisis is because they securitize subprime burrito taxi payday loans" is about as intelligent an outcome of all of this as we could expect
Securitize [IR version] anti-capitalism.
March 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Securitize [IR version] anti-capitalism.
this is what happens when you securitize public health
July 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
this is what happens when you securitize public health
100% agree. They want confrontation. They want a crisis. And they want a free-hand to further securitize the country in advance of the 2026 elections.
I'm increasingly convinced that Miller and the groyper element in Trump's administration want to trigger a second US civil war, and that's a reason why Frey and Walz have been so cautious about deploying Minnesotan police and security forces around these ICE/CBP incidents.
January 14, 2026 at 1:43 PM
100% agree. They want confrontation. They want a crisis. And they want a free-hand to further securitize the country in advance of the 2026 elections.
The German government is taking measures to securitize the skies, including equipping airports with radio-based systems for drone defense, and investing in innovative drone defense systems and technologies.
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The German government is taking measures to securitize the skies, including equipping airports with radio-based systems for drone defense, and investing in innovative drone defense systems and technologies.
Memecoins are just a way to securitize open bribery
January 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Memecoins are just a way to securitize open bribery
Easy, we securitize each harvest in order to spread the risk and profit out to diversified investment portfolios.
April 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Easy, we securitize each harvest in order to spread the risk and profit out to diversified investment portfolios.
Ah, digital credit, ponzi talk.
“We structure and securitize BTC”
“We structure and securitize BTC”
February 5, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Ah, digital credit, ponzi talk.
“We structure and securitize BTC”
“We structure and securitize BTC”
You’re right. It’s going to force them to securitize faster, which will prompt accelerated escalation.
August 17, 2024 at 3:54 PM
You’re right. It’s going to force them to securitize faster, which will prompt accelerated escalation.
People say stuff like this and I always say, holy shit how badly have you vomited up false claims about mortgage fraud?
The primary thing that happened -- the fraud used to securitize housing loans -- was without a doubt illegal.
The primary thing that happened -- the fraud used to securitize housing loans -- was without a doubt illegal.
People say stuff like this and I always have two questions:
1) what would such action had actually looked like? Especially since a lot of what happened was more unwise than illegal.
2) the history of punitive government action having any lasting power is actually rather poor.
1) what would such action had actually looked like? Especially since a lot of what happened was more unwise than illegal.
2) the history of punitive government action having any lasting power is actually rather poor.
How much of all the shit that has happened since, in both the US and UK, would not have happened if Obama had held the banks accountable for the housing crisis?
June 22, 2026 at 11:12 AM
People say stuff like this and I always say, holy shit how badly have you vomited up false claims about mortgage fraud?
The primary thing that happened -- the fraud used to securitize housing loans -- was without a doubt illegal.
The primary thing that happened -- the fraud used to securitize housing loans -- was without a doubt illegal.
NEW: The regime will likely tighten security around possible upcoming protest dates. It's unclear if the regime will securitize in targeted pulses around Feb. 17 & Nowruz or sustain current securitization for 2+ months.
Iran Update, Jan. 16, 2026: isw.pub/IranUpdate01...
More Key Takeaways (1/5)
Iran Update, Jan. 16, 2026: isw.pub/IranUpdate01...
More Key Takeaways (1/5)
January 17, 2026 at 2:38 AM
NEW: The regime will likely tighten security around possible upcoming protest dates. It's unclear if the regime will securitize in targeted pulses around Feb. 17 & Nowruz or sustain current securitization for 2+ months.
Iran Update, Jan. 16, 2026: isw.pub/IranUpdate01...
More Key Takeaways (1/5)
Iran Update, Jan. 16, 2026: isw.pub/IranUpdate01...
More Key Takeaways (1/5)
I remember when I learned that credit default swaps were like buying home insurance except you could buy it on somebody else’s house, and then learning they could bundle and securitize CDS just like they did regular mortgages, and like…goddamn. Anything to keep from just calling it gambling.
I remember when I first learned about securities derivatives at my law firm ~2001. My immediate reaction was "those are sketchy AF." Polymarket betting on other Polymarket betting is an entirely new level of bullshit.
February 8, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I remember when I learned that credit default swaps were like buying home insurance except you could buy it on somebody else’s house, and then learning they could bundle and securitize CDS just like they did regular mortgages, and like…goddamn. Anything to keep from just calling it gambling.
Will polymarket let me securitize the risky tranches of my bets on bets on bets itself, or do we need another market to handle that?
February 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Will polymarket let me securitize the risky tranches of my bets on bets on bets itself, or do we need another market to handle that?
Cathie Wood's ARK teams with Securitize to tokenize venture fund with OpenAI, Anthropic stakes
The ARK Venture Fund is bringing exposure to sought-after private tech companies onchain through Securitize, first on Ethereum then potentially expanding to oth…
Telegram AI Digest
#ai #anthropic #openai
The ARK Venture Fund is bringing exposure to sought-after private tech companies onchain through Securitize, first on Ethereum then potentially expanding to oth…
Telegram AI Digest
#ai #anthropic #openai
Cathie Wood's ARK teams with Securitize to tokenize venture fund with OpenAI, Anthropic stakes
The ARK Venture Fund is bringing exposure to sought-after private tech companies onchain through Securitize, first on Ethereum then potentially expanding to other chains.
www.coindesk.com
September 25, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Cathie Wood's ARK teams with Securitize to tokenize venture fund with OpenAI, Anthropic stakes
The ARK Venture Fund is bringing exposure to sought-after private tech companies onchain through Securitize, first on Ethereum then potentially expanding to oth…
Telegram AI Digest
#ai #anthropic #openai
The ARK Venture Fund is bringing exposure to sought-after private tech companies onchain through Securitize, first on Ethereum then potentially expanding to oth…
Telegram AI Digest
#ai #anthropic #openai
However they believe that halting emissions is completely unacceptable, and so they have chosen to securitize, disparage, or ignore any groups that are trying to drive that as a solution.
September 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
However they believe that halting emissions is completely unacceptable, and so they have chosen to securitize, disparage, or ignore any groups that are trying to drive that as a solution.
Time to securitize wendys orders
February 27, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Time to securitize wendys orders
SECURITIZE YOUR SLEEP DEBT TODAY
October 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
SECURITIZE YOUR SLEEP DEBT TODAY
I'm honestly not sure who to root for here. On the one hand this clearly sets a bad precedent and I would really prefer we not further national securitize LLMs.
On the other hand lol, lmao, rofl even.
On the other hand lol, lmao, rofl even.
but no seriously i hope anthropic sues the government and wins
i also hope they learn their lesson about making broad, public, and sweeping statements about how the government should be allowed to fuck people over
i also hope they learn their lesson about making broad, public, and sweeping statements about how the government should be allowed to fuck people over
June 13, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I'm honestly not sure who to root for here. On the one hand this clearly sets a bad precedent and I would really prefer we not further national securitize LLMs.
On the other hand lol, lmao, rofl even.
On the other hand lol, lmao, rofl even.
More generally, it's just bizarre to focus on still relatively low levels of violence in civil society when the U.S. government is committing daily violence against peaceful civilians... and now looking to securitize all left-wing political activity as a pretext for political repression.
October 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
More generally, it's just bizarre to focus on still relatively low levels of violence in civil society when the U.S. government is committing daily violence against peaceful civilians... and now looking to securitize all left-wing political activity as a pretext for political repression.
There is an outsized RMC Events presence for what is quite literally a public meeting. I am increasingly frustrated by this University's desire to securitize and police our movements.
July 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
There is an outsized RMC Events presence for what is quite literally a public meeting. I am increasingly frustrated by this University's desire to securitize and police our movements.
People feel compelled to exoticize right wing violence (salad bars!) in order to avoid feeling compelled to securitize a widespread norm of white political violence like they readily do with various Muslim and global majority peoples
June 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
People feel compelled to exoticize right wing violence (salad bars!) in order to avoid feeling compelled to securitize a widespread norm of white political violence like they readily do with various Muslim and global majority peoples
a lot easier than needing to securitize hundreds of different residences
March 24, 2024 at 12:29 AM
a lot easier than needing to securitize hundreds of different residences
ARK Invest tokenizes $1.3 billion ARK Venture Fund through Securitize
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September 25, 2026 at 7:01 PM
ARK Invest tokenizes $1.3 billion ARK Venture Fund through Securitize
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#arkinvest #securitize #tokenization
ARK Invest tokenizes $1.3 billion ARK Venture Fund through Securitize
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#arkinvest #securitize #tokenization
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#arkinvest #securitize #tokenization
September 25, 2026 at 3:58 PM
ARK Invest tokenizes $1.3 billion ARK Venture Fund through Securitize
https://newisty.com/blog/ark-invest-tokenizes-13-billion-ark-venture-fund-through-securitize?utm_source=social&utm_campaign=crypto_news
#arkinvest #securitize #tokenization
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#arkinvest #securitize #tokenization