Putin: "NATO expansion is a direct threat!" | NATO: "New member sauna party at Finland's place, BYOB."

#NATOExpansion #Finland #Geopolitics #SecurityHumor #SaunaDiplomacy

At some point you stop asking questions and just escalate the cat.

#ThreatModeling #Escalation #SecurityHumor #RiskManagement #SystemsThinking #DefenseInDepth

RT @securityhumor #Infosec Confucius say: “All APTs lead to China.”

@SecureTips is as funny as @securityhumor.

RT @securityhumor: #Facebook down; over 230 million acres of Farmville crops and special animals die from inattention. Yeah!!!! :)

*ROFL* RT @securityhumor Until further notice, it is no longer necessary to write out '0-day' when reporting on #Adobe vulnerabilities.

Tell me you're new to security without telling me you're new to security:

"We're secure! Everything's in Base64!"

*cries in cryptography*

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#SecurityHumor #CodingFails

Just saw a new meme about SQL injections... 😅 Turns out, DB security is like a bad sitcom: Always a sequel, always a cliffhanger, and often ridiculously obvious how to fix it. #SQLInjections #SecurityHumor #DevLife

Good news: AI found 47 critical vulnerabilities!
Bad news: They’re imaginary. But the alerts? Very real.

#VulnerabilityManagement #Cybersecurity #AIinSecurity #SecurityHumor