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My therapist says I have melon-related trust issues. I can't spell in front of fruit anymore.

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A woman in a rust-colored shirt sits at a table with a glass of lemonade garnished with a lemon slice and a whole cantaloupe beside her. Bold blue text reads "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!" Bold orange text reads "And when life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic!" The cantaloupe is on the same therapist's waitlist. Honeydew next to her already graduated. He's doing great. She's bitter about it.
September 2, 2026 at 3:31 AM