Not to be mean but I think she’s only read the grifters guide to contouring and self tanning.
July 23, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Not to be mean but I think she’s only read the grifters guide to contouring and self tanning.
I severely underestimated how much shimmer is in this self tanning gel. This is the skin of a killer, Bella.
July 18, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I severely underestimated how much shimmer is in this self tanning gel. This is the skin of a killer, Bella.
Doing self care Saturday the right way😜 I left a little token of my appreciation for the tanning salon girl on the tanning bed in case she wants to lick it off💦👅
January 18, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Doing self care Saturday the right way😜 I left a little token of my appreciation for the tanning salon girl on the tanning bed in case she wants to lick it off💦👅
I was a little concerned I might have knob jaundice as my todger had turned a worrying shade of yellow. Turns out that my wife's moisturiser, that I'd been using as lube when knocking one out, was self-tanning cream and my liver function was just fine.
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I was a little concerned I might have knob jaundice as my todger had turned a worrying shade of yellow. Turns out that my wife's moisturiser, that I'd been using as lube when knocking one out, was self-tanning cream and my liver function was just fine.
hopped on the self tanning train and got me some tanning lotion and when i TELL YEEEEEEWWWWW my skin is practically GLOWING and bronze rn??? black girls get on the self tanning trend NEOW!!
August 22, 2026 at 3:32 PM
hopped on the self tanning train and got me some tanning lotion and when i TELL YEEEEEEWWWWW my skin is practically GLOWING and bronze rn??? black girls get on the self tanning trend NEOW!!
ASDA website now uses AI for search.
I have no proof except searching for Self Raising Flour gives me Self Tanning Lotion, Flora, and Flash Liquid Cleaner.
Motherfuckers.
I have no proof except searching for Self Raising Flour gives me Self Tanning Lotion, Flora, and Flash Liquid Cleaner.
Motherfuckers.
September 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
ASDA website now uses AI for search.
I have no proof except searching for Self Raising Flour gives me Self Tanning Lotion, Flora, and Flash Liquid Cleaner.
Motherfuckers.
I have no proof except searching for Self Raising Flour gives me Self Tanning Lotion, Flora, and Flash Liquid Cleaner.
Motherfuckers.
replacing the bed side lotion with a bottle of self tanning lotion so I can tell how frequently he’s been jacking off
May 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
replacing the bed side lotion with a bottle of self tanning lotion so I can tell how frequently he’s been jacking off
blocking ppl who make tanning qotds is self care at this point
March 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
blocking ppl who make tanning qotds is self care at this point
The Secretary of Health and Human Services keeps encouraging this self-harming behavior:
They’ve Heard the Warnings. Gen Z Is Tanning Anyway.
www.nytimes.com
May 26, 2026 at 8:01 PM
The Secretary of Health and Human Services keeps encouraging this self-harming behavior:
TIL that self-tanning lotions literally work by frying your skin’s dead surface cells
November 30, 2024 at 8:38 PM
TIL that self-tanning lotions literally work by frying your skin’s dead surface cells
starting a cult called "Brotherhood of the Rising Sun" and it's all about butthole tanning and how it brings you closer to Nirvana (an self identified IQ of 200+)
January 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
starting a cult called "Brotherhood of the Rising Sun" and it's all about butthole tanning and how it brings you closer to Nirvana (an self identified IQ of 200+)
Summaaaaaaaahhhhhhh 😎👙⛱️
#ALDoodles | #Fanart | #OCs | #KomanoManato | #AratakiItto | #Gallagher | #Z3 | #ZZZero | #HSR | #GenshinImpact
#ALDoodles | #Fanart | #OCs | #KomanoManato | #AratakiItto | #Gallagher | #Z3 | #ZZZero | #HSR | #GenshinImpact
August 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Summaaaaaaaahhhhhhh 😎👙⛱️
#ALDoodles | #Fanart | #OCs | #KomanoManato | #AratakiItto | #Gallagher | #Z3 | #ZZZero | #HSR | #GenshinImpact
#ALDoodles | #Fanart | #OCs | #KomanoManato | #AratakiItto | #Gallagher | #Z3 | #ZZZero | #HSR | #GenshinImpact
Also, I got tired of being super pale from lack of sun this time of year, so I got a self tanning serum (and since I'm also diligent about sunscreen use...). And I think I love the hint of artificial tan.
March 20, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Also, I got tired of being super pale from lack of sun this time of year, so I got a self tanning serum (and since I'm also diligent about sunscreen use...). And I think I love the hint of artificial tan.
Self-tanning and lounging in my hotel robe after a very satisfying evening. 💅
March 13, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Self-tanning and lounging in my hotel robe after a very satisfying evening. 💅
Wife away so decided on some self love. She had the moisturiser so I used something from the cupboard - turned out to be tanning lotion. Palm of right hand and fingers now extremely, noticeably, tanned. Old feller is ok thankfully. Won't scrub off. Found out it'll last a week
January 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Wife away so decided on some self love. She had the moisturiser so I used something from the cupboard - turned out to be tanning lotion. Palm of right hand and fingers now extremely, noticeably, tanned. Old feller is ok thankfully. Won't scrub off. Found out it'll last a week
A reader asked: "I use sunless tanning products to avoid ultraviolet exposure, but many of them have scary-sounding ingredients. Is self-tanner safe?"
Is Self-Tanner Bad for You?
Sunless tanning products are billed as safer than tanning in the sun. We asked experts if they come with any health risks of their own.
nyti.ms
May 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
A reader asked: "I use sunless tanning products to avoid ultraviolet exposure, but many of them have scary-sounding ingredients. Is self-tanner safe?"
....why does Aaron Sorkin look like Forrest MacNeil in his "Orange Hulk" phase?
September 30, 2026 at 3:10 AM
....why does Aaron Sorkin look like Forrest MacNeil in his "Orange Hulk" phase?
You can almost smell the roids and self tanning cream!
July 27, 2026 at 6:57 PM
You can almost smell the roids and self tanning cream!
welp, time for sleep (tucks self into tanning bed)
December 3, 2023 at 8:24 PM
welp, time for sleep (tucks self into tanning bed)
Silencers and tanning beds. Seems a little self serving.
May 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Silencers and tanning beds. Seems a little self serving.
Probably smells like dirty diapers and cheap self-tanning lotion.
December 9, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Probably smells like dirty diapers and cheap self-tanning lotion.