While Snoop Dogg sells out his street cred Taylor Swift is still a defiant bad ass.
January 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
While Snoop Dogg sells out his street cred Taylor Swift is still a defiant bad ass.
Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
February 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
Kid Rock Sells Entire Music Catalog For Extra-Large Bucket Of Cheese Balls
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Kid Rock Sells Entire Music Catalog For Extra-Large Bucket Of Cheese Balls
If you miss Twitter just pretend this post is an ad for a race science blog that sells supplements
October 21, 2024 at 5:08 PM
If you miss Twitter just pretend this post is an ad for a race science blog that sells supplements
sex sells but heaven fucking forbid *you* try to sell it
It's 100% some bullshit that the Disney/Marvel big-budget hero shooter is allowed to go "lol check out this bulge, you guys like huge asses?" while every other website and platform in the world is trying to figure out a way to execute you over the computer if you post a sexy picture online
To be real, a Disney-owned property like Marvel Rivals very loudly and intentionally leaning into the “porn-bait” side of hero shooter character design in the current climate of nsfw censorship and independent nsfw creators being deplatformed left and right bugs the *fuck* out of me
July 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
sex sells but heaven fucking forbid *you* try to sell it
cthulhululemon sells overpriced tentacleggings
April 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
cthulhululemon sells overpriced tentacleggings
I come from the right. It’s the cruelty. For the right, the cruelty is the point. The cruelty sells.
February 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I come from the right. It’s the cruelty. For the right, the cruelty is the point. The cruelty sells.
Rob Kardashian Sells Timothée Chalamet Bag Of Oregano
May 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Rob Kardashian Sells Timothée Chalamet Bag Of Oregano
Press release - Fandom Sells Giant Bomb to Independent Creators
May 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Press release - Fandom Sells Giant Bomb to Independent Creators
"HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT." - cats
August 22, 2023 at 7:06 AM
"HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT." - cats
when meemaw sells her pain meds
JD Vance says his grandmother "had loaded revolvers all over the house" adding, "she made sure that no matter where she was, if somebody walked in her door, she would have a loaded revolver within arm's reach."
June 26, 2026 at 2:44 PM
when meemaw sells her pain meds
Pokémon-Shaped Cheeto Sells For $87,840 theonion.com/pokemon...
March 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Pokémon-Shaped Cheeto Sells For $87,840 theonion.com/pokemon...
Stephen Miller and Elon Musk are running the country while Trump plays golf, signs stuff, shitposts on Truth Social, and sells merch.
January 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Stephen Miller and Elon Musk are running the country while Trump plays golf, signs stuff, shitposts on Truth Social, and sells merch.
Trump literally sells pardons.
Media: *crickets*
Biden pardons his only living son.
Media: OUTRAGE!
December 2, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Trump literally sells pardons.
Media: *crickets*
Biden pardons his only living son.
Media: OUTRAGE!
Marketing fail: Walmart sells 250 year anniversary merch that looks like America died.
May 3, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Marketing fail: Walmart sells 250 year anniversary merch that looks like America died.
ferret guy who sells weed
This is the acting FBI director, who calls himself The Drizz.
January 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
ferret guy who sells weed
If Trump sells F-35s to India, the era of US air dominance is over. Full stop.
February 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
If Trump sells F-35s to India, the era of US air dominance is over. Full stop.
June 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Santa Confirms Everyone Getting Bag Of Glitter Labeled ‘Fairy Dust’ His Sister-In-Law Sells On Etsy
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December 23, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Santa Confirms Everyone Getting Bag Of Glitter Labeled ‘Fairy Dust’ His Sister-In-Law Sells On Etsy
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I tried to donate a car to Habitat for Humanity but they've outsourced their donation program to a 3rd-party, that sells to an auction house that then sells to used car dealers.
Habitat gets little or nothing which defeats the entire purpose of donating to them.
Enshittification of everything.
Habitat gets little or nothing which defeats the entire purpose of donating to them.
Enshittification of everything.
June 3, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I tried to donate a car to Habitat for Humanity but they've outsourced their donation program to a 3rd-party, that sells to an auction house that then sells to used car dealers.
Habitat gets little or nothing which defeats the entire purpose of donating to them.
Enshittification of everything.
Habitat gets little or nothing which defeats the entire purpose of donating to them.
Enshittification of everything.
boy howdy am i tired of the daily "man who sells Thing says Thing very important" tech story
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech: https://cnn.it/47L2Y5a
September 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
boy howdy am i tired of the daily "man who sells Thing says Thing very important" tech story
She sells seashells by the seashore, The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure...😅🤣
April 29, 2026 at 2:47 PM
She sells seashells by the seashore, The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure...😅🤣
sells itself really
September 26, 2026 at 4:02 PM
sells itself really
Gifted Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad
December 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Gifted Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad