#Semi-Buffet
anyway good night
April 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Been m.i.a. but hornier than usual. Thank you #fcf for the buffet fat cocks.
August 7, 2026 at 2:41 PM
What station of the buffet are you gonna indulge in first? 👀😈😋🦶🏼
April 13, 2026 at 10:40 PM
A close-up of Mr. Purple Finch as he enjoys the seed buffet at Chez Waycott.

Hanwell, #NewBrunswick, Canada
May 2026

📷 #birds #PUFI #nature #wildlife #photography #Nikon #Z9 #Nikkor800pf
May 16, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Dreaming of cuddles, catnip and an all-you-can-eat fish buffet.

#cats #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
March 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
semi-skipping the prompt to reminisce about the luxury resort in thailand that had grilled sea bass on the free breakfast buffet. i had like $300 worth of fish that morning, plus other plates. i may never eat with such opulence again
Let’s do some discourse.

Who has the best breakfasts? My vote is Mexico: huevos rancheros/divorciados, chilaquiles, molletes, tetelas, papas con chorizo, churros, migas… plus café de olla

I dunno, I think they figured it out?
June 6, 2026 at 4:41 PM
As Buffet said, “Tariffs are an act of war.”

But Trump’s so stupid that he believes these tariffs will provide him enough chaos cover for all his corruption and criming with Semi-Canadian* Elon Musk.

Turn off the power grid. He’s doing exactly that to Ukraine 🇺🇦
March 4, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Taken from buffet to buffet, first riding on a shoulder, then carried in an arm, then hefted in two arms, then rolled in a wheelbarrow, then driven in a truckbed, then loaded into a trailer, then... whoops the semi broke down from being over the weight limit~
June 26, 2026 at 4:47 PM
The first FCF of 2024 and I made sure I ushered it in with a bang during my lunch break. 🎆
January 5, 2024 at 6:48 PM
I just ordered this Ikea buffet to be my new potting table in a semi sheltered area on my deck. The height is 37" so I won't be bending over. It's metal & already black. I'll add 18"x18" tiles to protect the top. This will work perfectly. I've been looking for a year.
#ikea #gardening #pottingbench
May 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Semi-related story: I once went to a Chinese buffet with my dad, which weren't really his thing, so he didn't know certain nuances. He came back to the table with some shrimp on his plate, got through about two of them, then realized they were raw. That's when I told him about the hibachi station. 😅
October 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Nothing like taking a stroll in park with your friend, better yet when you both wanna blow some extra steam and happend to find somewhat private corner~

Amazing art by @phosbara.bsky.social and lovely gift by @hyaoberus.bsky.social 🥹tysm handsome~!

#SolidG #furrynsfw #furryart #bara #lion
September 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Meu coordenador veio pela primeira vez ao Brasil e está vivendo a experiência premium do trabalhador semi farialimer: almoçou no buffet na quarta de feijoada, comeu pudim até explodir na sobremesa, pegou chuva pega peão e não conseguiu uber pra voltar de reunião.

Até incêndio no prédio do lado teve
March 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
A late comer decided to make it for Sunday brunch at the doorway buffet.

snooze news from the semi cul-de-sac in the burbs.
May 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
There were five LPs in the 1959 Verve box set Ella Fitzgerald Sings the George and Ira Gershwin Song Book. Bernard Buffet was commissioned to design album covers for all five.

Here are the other four.

I wonder how much Buffet received for this project.
August 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I AM FEASTING AT THE BUFFET OF SEMI QUICK DRAGON GHOST SKETCHES!!
May 19, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I think Warren Buffet is the only semi-normal one.

He runs Berkshire Hathaway.
January 14, 2026 at 5:20 AM
After losing my buddy, Sherlock, I put food out for strays. Of the three regulars to the "porch buffet," this one comes inside to eat, drink, play, nap, and leave.
News from the semi cul-de-sac in the burbs.
December 28, 2024 at 6:45 PM
this is one of two chinese meals semi-illicitly (because you weren’t allowed to sell twitter accounts) procured from semi-famous bands in my life. the other one was when i snuck into the backstage area we weren’t supposed to be in at kahbang and ate my morning jackets buffet.
December 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
margaritaville by jimmy buffet but the lyrics are about a semi-obscure vocaloid producer: wastin' away again in machigeritaville
September 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Tomorrow’s reunion? A wild buffet of hugs, awkward smiles, and “Oh you’re together?” reactions. Dean & I: 25 years strong. Still coming out like it’s a damn daily subscription. It’s cute—until it’s not. 😤 Fridge arrived, sanity semi-restored. Love you. Good night, queers and weirdos. 💛
a night sky with a shooting star and the words " good night "
ALT: a night sky with a shooting star and the words " good night "
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August 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
a few things i learned at #tic7:

- i need more practice at escape rooms
- it’s actually possible for a buffet to have /more/ vegan options than you expect
- i might prefer writing letters from crowley’s pov than aziraphale’s
- you can never have too many slorches
- i can semi-succeed at crafts
August 25, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Huh. I've never heard "mutton" applied to anything but sheep before. A semi-local BBQ buffet usually has a "mutton" steamer tray, I never asked what it was prior to being mutton. :)
July 3, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Somehow a random dude named Jim was waiting for his breakfast at the Mar-a-Lago buffet and overheard what was happening through the totally secure semi-transparent black sheet we put up next to the omelet station. Luckily Jim has no friends or this could have been trouble.
January 4, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Hotel buffet breakfasts. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? all I want is a nice plain yoghurt and a reasonable piece of fruit. Semi skimmed bollocks....grr.
November 2, 2023 at 9:37 AM