“oh, i wish there were some kind of punctuation to chain these two sentences together”
the humble semicolon:
the humble semicolon:
January 2, 2026 at 1:42 PM
“oh, i wish there were some kind of punctuation to chain these two sentences together”
the humble semicolon:
the humble semicolon:
Semicolon, you played-out whore.
Signed, The Dash.
Signed, The Dash.
November 15, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Semicolon, you played-out whore.
Signed, The Dash.
Signed, The Dash.
You’re missing a semicolon.
June 12, 2026 at 12:04 PM
You’re missing a semicolon.
When you've just used a semicolon correctly
July 31, 2024 at 4:17 PM
When you've just used a semicolon correctly
this is my favorite berdly like.
exclamation point semicolon!;
exclamation point semicolon!;
August 23, 2026 at 5:44 PM
this is my favorite berdly like.
exclamation point semicolon!;
exclamation point semicolon!;
Semicolon moon
June 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Semicolon moon
Me, every time I knit two closely related sentences together with a semicolon: Emily can have a little semicolon as a treat.
August 30, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Me, every time I knit two closely related sentences together with a semicolon: Emily can have a little semicolon as a treat.
Nothing says, "English degree I'm not using," more than a semicolon.
November 26, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Nothing says, "English degree I'm not using," more than a semicolon.
Accepting bets as to whether my little joke here makes it into proofs
February 26, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Accepting bets as to whether my little joke here makes it into proofs
The frequency of semicolon use has been reduced by 73%:
September 26, 2026 at 4:06 PM
The frequency of semicolon use has been reduced by 73%:
the semicolon is a queer icon; let's give it up for the semicolon
May 13, 2024 at 6:25 PM
the semicolon is a queer icon; let's give it up for the semicolon
the semicolon is killing me
When I hear people describe themselves as content creators.
March 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
the semicolon is killing me
An especially lovely semicolon!
September 27, 2026 at 3:21 PM
An especially lovely semicolon!
He put a semicolon on a plate.
November 8, 2025 at 8:34 AM
He put a semicolon on a plate.
My beautiful horse.
#makeaterriblecomicday2026
#makeaterriblecomicday2026
June 24, 2026 at 7:26 PM
My beautiful horse.
#makeaterriblecomicday2026
#makeaterriblecomicday2026
I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.
September 7, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.
The semicolon really brings it all home
April 21, 2026 at 5:04 PM
The semicolon really brings it all home
These chodes can't even work a semicolon.
July 8, 2024 at 12:55 AM
These chodes can't even work a semicolon.
If the semicolon use is correct it’s not Vance.
July 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If the semicolon use is correct it’s not Vance.
My friend got a colectomy and I’m proud to say I was kind enough to wait a whole 24 hours before I started calling him “semicolon”
September 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My friend got a colectomy and I’m proud to say I was kind enough to wait a whole 24 hours before I started calling him “semicolon”
Not sure I’ve ever seen a semicolon used on social media. Ever.
November 21, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Not sure I’ve ever seen a semicolon used on social media. Ever.
I once used two sets of em dashes and a semicolon in one sentence and I have never felt so alive
January 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I once used two sets of em dashes and a semicolon in one sentence and I have never felt so alive
This is two sentences joined by a semicolon.
October 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This is two sentences joined by a semicolon.
EMBRACE THE SEMICOLON
July 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
EMBRACE THE SEMICOLON