love our strong, senile president
REPORTER: Are you considering revoking the TPS status for the more than 20,000 Ukrainians who live here in the US?
TRUMP: What are you saying?
REPORTER: TPS status.
TRUMP: On GPS?
TRUMP: What are you saying?
REPORTER: TPS status.
TRUMP: On GPS?
March 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
love our strong, senile president
“Nobody’s ever seen poll numbers like mine before.” — Senile Satan
September 22, 2026 at 8:37 PM
“Nobody’s ever seen poll numbers like mine before.” — Senile Satan
marco rubio says cuba is run by "incompetent, senile men" WHILE STANDING IN FRONT OF AN INCOMPETENT, SENILE MAN
January 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
marco rubio says cuba is run by "incompetent, senile men" WHILE STANDING IN FRONT OF AN INCOMPETENT, SENILE MAN
Senile Satan is banning ‘fake news’. He should be first out the door.
September 18, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Senile Satan is banning ‘fake news’. He should be first out the door.
So Trumpers, three options: He's senile. He's a liar. Or both.
Reporter: Do you still think Zelenskyy is a dictator?
Trump: Umm did I say that? I can’t believe I said that. Next question
Trump: Umm did I say that? I can’t believe I said that. Next question
February 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
So Trumpers, three options: He's senile. He's a liar. Or both.
Remember when Senile Satan was a “nurse” last June?
April 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Remember when Senile Satan was a “nurse” last June?
Senile Grandma Tries To Set Up Grandkids With Each Other
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March 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Senile Grandma Tries To Set Up Grandkids With Each Other
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Donald Trump is senile
November 15, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Donald Trump is senile
Fat Senile Satan is clearly insane.
October 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Fat Senile Satan is clearly insane.
Guess he wasn't so senile after all! 😅🤣😂
April 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Guess he wasn't so senile after all! 😅🤣😂
The only time Senile Satan appears happy is when he’s with Mamdani.
September 22, 2026 at 4:00 AM
The only time Senile Satan appears happy is when he’s with Mamdani.
Quiet, senile piggy. 🐽
December 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Quiet, senile piggy. 🐽
Senile Satan: “Nobody’s ever seen crowds like I got in Ireland.”
September 13, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Senile Satan: “Nobody’s ever seen crowds like I got in Ireland.”
“We’re the only country in the world that has mail in ballots”. - Senile Satan
February 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
“We’re the only country in the world that has mail in ballots”. - Senile Satan
Donald Trump is 100% senile
November 17, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Donald Trump is 100% senile
Donald Trump is completely senile
November 28, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Donald Trump is completely senile
Jimmy Kimmel on Senile Satan’s so-called “Golden Age.”
September 20, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Jimmy Kimmel on Senile Satan’s so-called “Golden Age.”
Donald Trump is completely senile
November 24, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Donald Trump is completely senile
This old paw paw is Senile
May 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
This old paw paw is Senile
The sad truth for Fat Senile Satan.
October 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The sad truth for Fat Senile Satan.
Senile Satan: “I’m signing an Executive Order that changes the name of German Measles to American Measles.” 🇺🇸
August 30, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Senile Satan: “I’m signing an Executive Order that changes the name of German Measles to American Measles.” 🇺🇸
Senile Satan to the US.
January 14, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Senile Satan to the US.
The working class has turned against Senile Satan.
July 18, 2026 at 7:53 PM
The working class has turned against Senile Satan.
Donald Trump is fully senile
November 14, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Donald Trump is fully senile
Donald Trump is completely senile
November 29, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Donald Trump is completely senile